Posts tagged "The Lone Ranger"

Didn’t Watch The Game? Here Are All The Trailers

We’ve reached peak black microphone.
If you’re like me, you abstain from all religions including ones tied with the Catholic Church for Most Rapes, so for your work-neglecting pleasure, here are the trailers for Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, The Lone Ranger, Oz: The Great And Powerful and Fast & Furious 6 that…

The Superficial / February 4, 2013

Johnny Depp ‘Adopted’ By Comanche Nation

“Wait. For real? Like the baking powder?”
While Johnny Depp may or may not have based part of his Tonto performance on Marilyn Manson, he definitely based it off a painting by an artist who literally just makes up his own Indian outfits because his historical research stops around, “Eh, they probably liked birds.” But…

The Superficial / May 22, 2012

And Welcome To The Exact Moment Johnny Depp Told Native Americans To Eat A Dick

There’s no way we don’t have to give them an entire state now. Just.. goddammit, Johnny Depp.
Photo: People

The Superficial / April 20, 2012