The Dorkness

Tom Hiddleston Did Samuel L. Jackson As Loki

Last week, Tom Hiddleston broke the Internet by doing an insanely dead-on impression of Owen Wilson as Loki, and now here he is doing Samuel L. Jackson as Loki. Which is great unless your Nerdy Avril Lavigne who apparently sees shit like this everyday. Some of us aren’t married to Dungeon Master Chad Kroeger, lady. More »


Paul Rudd Might Be ‘Ant-Man’

“Do I look like a tiny Wolverine with these sideburns?”
“I don’t know, Emile Hirsch.”

It seems like Edgar Wright has been working on an Ant-Man movie since before Robert Downey Jr. was even Iron Man which – *snorts, adjusts glasses* – is a REALLY long time. Anyway, the movie’s set for… More »


Gina Carano Banging Superman Again Is A Post With Celebrity Breasts In It

I’m going to be completely honest with you, it’s a fucking wasteland on the celebrity beat right now. Just wait until you see my next post [Update: Right here.] which is the hottest story on the Internet right now and will put things entirely in perspective. In the meantime, here’s a post about Gina CaranoMore »



George Lucas Is Talking To J.J. Abrams ‘Constantly’ About Episode VII Oh Goddammit

In an interview with Flicks And The City (above), George Lucas’ son Jett reveals his dad is talking constantly with J.J. Abrams about Star Wars: Episode VII which Force cunt-punches the initial good news that Lucas would be minimally involved because the prequels.

“He’s constantly talking to J.J. [Abrams, director of Episode VII]. More »


The Guy Who Does Franklin’s Voice In ‘GTA V’ Knocked Out Ice Cube In Real Life

Grand Theft Auto V is a goddamn amazing game thanks to it’s engrossing design and writing, and not because of all the outfits you can spend an entire afternoon picking out for your characters even though Trevor keeps putting his Dusche beer sleeveless T back on after I spent all that time finding the right… More »


The Hottest Olsen Is Scarlet Witch In ‘Avengers 2′

Elizabeth Olsen has already grown up into the hot, non-Muppet-on-heroin-looking young woman everyone hoped and dream her sisters would be once they hit 18, and now she’s besting them again by being cast in the premiere superhero franchise of the moment instead of murdering the best actor in one. Think of her as The Anti-Twin. More »



Tom Clancy Died (1947 – 2013)

Depending on what age you are, you know the name Tom Clancy from either his expansive library of meticulously detailed military/espionage novels or the several video games series bearing his name. I fall squarely in the former category (Ask me to name some of my all time favorite books and/or movies, and you’ll hear the… More »


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