The Dorkness

Tom Hiddleston Did Samuel L. Jackson As Loki

Last week, Tom Hiddleston broke the Internet by doing an insanely dead-on impression of Owen Wilson as Loki, and now here he is doing Samuel L. Jackson as Loki. Which is great unless your Nerdy Avril Lavigne who apparently sees shit like this everyday. Some of us aren’t married to Dungeon Master Chad Kroeger, lady. More »


Paul Rudd Might Be ‘Ant-Man’

“Do I look like a tiny Wolverine with these sideburns?”
“I don’t know, Emile Hirsch.”

It seems like Edgar Wright has been working on an Ant-Man movie since before Robert Downey Jr. was even Iron Man which – *snorts, adjusts glasses* – is a REALLY long time. Anyway, the movie’s set for… More »


Gina Carano Banging Superman Again Is A Post With Celebrity Breasts In It

I’m going to be completely honest with you, it’s a fucking wasteland on the celebrity beat right now. Just wait until you see my next post [Update: Right here.] which is the hottest story on the Internet right now and will put things entirely in perspective. In the meantime, here’s a post about Gina CaranoMore »


George Lucas Is Talking To J.J. Abrams ‘Constantly’ About Episode VII Oh Goddammit

In an interview with Flicks And The City (above), George Lucas’ son Jett reveals his dad is talking constantly with J.J. Abrams about Star Wars: Episode VII which Force cunt-punches the initial good news that Lucas would be minimally involved because the prequels.

“He’s constantly talking to J.J. [Abrams, director of Episode VII]. More »


The Guy Who Does Franklin’s Voice In ‘GTA V’ Knocked Out Ice Cube In Real Life

Grand Theft Auto V is a goddamn amazing game thanks to it’s engrossing design and writing, and not because of all the outfits you can spend an entire afternoon picking out for your characters even though Trevor keeps putting his Dusche beer sleeveless T back on after I spent all that time finding the right… More »


The Hottest Olsen Is Scarlet Witch In ‘Avengers 2′

Elizabeth Olsen has already grown up into the hot, non-Muppet-on-heroin-looking young woman everyone hoped and dream her sisters would be once they hit 18, and now she’s besting them again by being cast in the premiere superhero franchise of the moment instead of murdering the best actor in one. Think of her as The Anti-Twin. More »


Tom Clancy Died (1947 – 2013)

Depending on what age you are, you know the name Tom Clancy from either his expansive library of meticulously detailed military/espionage novels or the several video games series bearing his name. I fall squarely in the former category (Ask me to name some of my all time favorite books and/or movies, and you’ll hear the… More »


It’s Time For Another Wonder Woman Fan-Film

Because people really want a Wonder Woman movie, here’s the latest fan-film by Rainfall Films starring Rileah Vanderbilt as a less Danish Princess Diana and a more stabbing minotaurs in the face one. Of course, all of this might have to do with the rumor that Wonder Woman has a cameo in Batman Vs. SupermanMore »


So That ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale

SPOILERS, BITCH.

Before I jump into Kim Kardashian’s tits – Coming up next on The Superficial. Stick around! – I thought I’d drop a thread here for everyone to laud/bitch about/meticulously dissect instead of doing work because fuck that last night’s final episode of Breaking Bad. As for my own analysis,… More »


Samuel L. Jackson’s Playboy Interview Is Amazing

Samuel L. Jackson has a new interview in the October issue of Playboy, and it is a goddamn breath of fresh air after the whining, tone-deaf bullshit coming out of Kanye West and Chris Brown’s mouths. I highly recommend reading the whole thing, but if you’re strapped for time, here are some highlights on the… More »


Wow, @nerddad Has Some Familiar Tweets


Here’s Christian Bale Wearing Val Kilmer’s Batsuit To Audition For ‘Batman Begins’

Above is Christian Bale’s audition tape for Batman Begins that made the Internet rounds over the weekend because not only does it feature future Lois Lane Amy Adams standing in for Katie Holmes, but Christian wearing Val Kilmer’s Batsuit. (As for why he didn’t wear George Clooney’s, I’ll assume the official reason was “too many… More »


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