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Here’s What A Sequel To ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Might Have Looked Like. Kinda.

Above is a fan film from a potential web series called The Dark Knight Legacy which continues the events of The Dark Knight Rises that made Jospeh Gordon-Levitt’s John Blake the new Batman. Except he’s Nightwing because fuck Bruce Wayne’s life mission to create an undying legend? Anyway, it’s supposed to be in the tone… More »


Jeffrey Ross Is Awesome

Not only did Jeffrey Ross show up to the Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Barr dressed like Joe Paterno, complete with young naked boys in towels, he also dropped the following Dark Knight Rises shooting joke on Seth Green which Comedy Central won’t air. Via TMZ:

“Seth, congratulations. This is actually a great… More »


Dane Cook Apologizes For Aurora Shooting Joke

In my zeal to spout off about the frustrating and continuing trend in taking comedy club bits out of context and drumming them up for controversy, I never once stopped to consider that maybe Dane Cook purposefully made a joke about The Dark Knight Rises shooting knowing that’s exactly how it would play out. Because… More »



Dane Cook Joked About The Colorado Shooting. Goddammit…

If you thought anyone learned a thing from the Daniel Tosh and Tracy Morgan incidents, clearly you’ve underestimated the media’s reluctance to let go of these taken completely out of context comedy jokes stories. So I hope everyone’s ready to be constantly forwarded an 8,000 word Lindy West essay on how to tell a shooting… More »


Christian Bale’s In Colorado Visiting Shooting Victims, Is Awesome

The Denver Post has confirmed Christian Bale showed up unannounced in Aurora today to visit with victims of last week’s The Dark Knight Rises shooting because fuck if he’s going to let Hellboy be the only badass superhero. Oddly enough, Warner Bros. is actually disavowing any connection with his trip like Christian Bale’s a loose… More »


The Olsen Twins Just Had To Kill Heath Ledger:
A Review Of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

If you’ve been living under a rock (I almost said “in a cave” but stopped myself) for the past 18 hours, 24-year-old James Holmes dyed his hair red, called himself The Joker and shot up a Colorado midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises after filling it full of homemade tear gas for reasons police… More »



We Went To See Batman

“Alright, now I’m getting pissed. Where are the dick jokes?”

So by the time you read this post Photo Boy and I will already be an hour into The Dark Knight Rises because we didn’t feel like taking a rogue inhaler to the eye at a midnight show. [Or shot, I should sadlyMore »


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