Posts tagged "The Crap I Missed"

Ela Rose Topless in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 11.25.14

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It’s been a long day filling in for Fish that contained two rape posts, one of which playfully suggested maybe everyone in Ferguson is knee-jerk crazy and took a swipe at football worship, so I’m going to find a bunker to hide in. But before I go, I wanted to correct…

Photo Boy / November 25, 2014

Lisa Opie in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – 5.2.14

Here’s Lisa Opie trying out this new thing where you take your phone and aim it at your face and tits, then post it all over the Internet. I think they’re calling it a selfie. Sounds so dumb right? Probably won’t catch on at all. Anyway, huge thanks to you guys for hanging in there…

Photo Boy / May 2, 2014

Taylor Momsen & Some Gold-Painted Naked Chicks Are The Crap I Missed – 5.1.14

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Because Katie Cassidy was the only chick in a bikini I found today and according to my calculations here *crumbles up Wendy’s receipt* exactly six of you looked at those yesterday, here’s Taylor Momsen on the set of The Pretty Reckless’ new video, ‘Fucked Up World.’ It has naked chicks i…

Photo Boy / May 1, 2014

Katie Cassidy in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – 4.30.14

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I’ve got another site first-timer for you here with Katie Cassidy. She’s on Arrow now, but you may remember her as Maggie Grace’s friend who died and nobody gave a shit in Taken or “Samantha at 27 Years Old” from Click. And while these are maybe the most mediocre bikini photo…

Photo Boy / April 30, 2014

Andrea Calle in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – 4.29.14

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Here’s Andrea Calle, whose bio says she has something to do with MMA, so I’m kind of confused as to why she’s not pretending to work out. I’m also starting to realize that posting shots of a model walking around Miami Beach in her bikini is equivalent to me posting pic…

Photo Boy / April 29, 2014

Casey Batchelor in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Monday 4.28.14

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It’s vacation mode TCWM time, so here goes another round of random shitty show star/model person, Casey Batchelor, in a bikini, because Fish is a selfish bastard who doesn’t care if I get to know what Constantine Maroulis might have worn to a D-level red carpet event this weekend.
It could…

Photo Boy / April 28, 2014

Lauren Stoner in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Friday 4.25.14

Alright guys, Fish is officially south of the Mason-Dixon line by now, which if you’re a regular reader, you know means he will be terrified for the next week I’m steering the tit-ship solo for a while. That doesn’t leave me enough time to put together the usual end-of-day compilation of butts and derpfaces, so…

Photo Boy / April 25, 2014

Anais Zanotti & Coralie Teraiefa In Bikinis:
The Crap I Missed – 2.28.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap I Missed where I return you to your normally scheduled butt floss post instead of whatever kind of Rust Cohle seizure my brain just had down there. (Can you tell Fish was off today?) So here’s Anais Zanotti and Coralie Terafaffiaffala or whatever doing that thing beautiful women get to…

Photo Boy / February 28, 2014

Michelle Lewin in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Thursday 2.20.14

Today’s The Crap We Missed is just a giant gallery of Venezuelan fitness model Michelle Lewin, or “The Female Jennifer Nicole Lee,” as I’m calling her. They’re practically the same person, right down to the “Bikini string knots, how do they work?” move, but without the feverish anticipation menacing dread that a penis could spring…

Photo Boy / February 20, 2014

Helen Flanagan & Gemma Merna at FHM’s Sexiest Women Awards: The Crap I Missed – Thursday 4.2.13

Here are Helen Flanagan and Gemma Merna, two women I know exactly four things about, at The FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2013 Launch Party. It seems to be a classy affair designed either to celebrate their annual 100 Sexiest Women In The World List or intrigue me into finding out their home…

Photo Boy / May 2, 2013

Melissa Satta in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.1.13

Alright guys, another day, another Richard Grieco-less crap post that yes, feels like cheating to me too. Today’s random bikini chick got way more than five pics and as far as I can see doesn’t have the slightest hint of penis, so yeah, she doesn’t belong here either.
This is all wrong!
– Photo Boy…

Photo Boy / May 1, 2013

Vida Guerra in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 4.30.13

Alright guys, it’s the end of day two of a week for me with my boss out of the office. Although, I’m confident his spirit can be felt. No wait, that’s just my jock itch acting up again. The point here is Fish took all of my salves and cremes with him oh Jesus it

Photo Boy / April 30, 2013

Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Monday 4.29.13

I’m sure you guys have gathered that I’m filling in for Fish while he’s “whistlin’ dixie” or whatever the southern phrase is for discreetly checking out boardshort bulges from behind aviators. Something about bumps on a log? I don’t know, I went to college. Anyway, there won’t be any genuine The Crap We Missed post…

Photo Boy / April 29, 2013