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Jennifer Love Hewitt Makes Out With ‘Bachelorette’ Rejects Now, Of Course

When you’ve essentially relinquished all sense of shame and dignity to compete on a reality show for a woman’s hand in marriage, making out with a lonely celebrity who already has three engagement rings for you to choose from is either a slight step up or not that far of a drop down. I go… More »

Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas in a bikini is free to eliminate my pants

DeAnna Pappas is this season’s The Bachelorette and seeing her in a bikini almost makes me consider putting on a tux and competing for her hand in marriage. I mean, what do those other guys have besides looks, money and non-misogynistic world views? That’s for suckers. I’m willing to commit myself to one vagina in… More »