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Thanks To Those Who Served So We Can Have Redneck Avengers

Happy Memorial Day! Here’s The Avengers if they were from Kentucky. More »


Lindsay Lohan’s Telling People She Was Supposed To Be In ‘The Avengers’ Now

In a new episode of her reality show, serial liar Lindsay Lohan claims she was supposed to be in The Avengers, but her manager screwed the whole thing up by “not pushing hard enough.” Oh, and also they wanted an “unknown,” so it would’ve never worked because she’s Lindsay Lohan: Movie Star. Except Uproxx expertly… More »


Jeremy Renner Wasn’t Thrilled With Hawkeye’s Role In ‘The Avengers’

Jeremy Renner stars in one of the most lucrative movie franchises of the moment, but apparently he’s going to hang his hat on milking the Bourne movies to death because here he is shitting on Hawkeye’s role in The Avengers knowing full well killing off characters keeps Joss Whedon’s head shiny. And if you haven’t… More »


If It Was Punchable, The Hulk Punched It:
A Review of ‘The Avengers’

“Seriously, guys, tell me that flying boat ride wasn’t awesome. It even had a pirate with an eye patch! A black pirate, but that’s okay ’cause this is the future.”

So last summer, I decided to spice things up because, frankly, you used to be way freakier before we moved in together. This… More »


Scarlett Johansson: ‘I’m Addicted To Chicken Wings’

With The Avengers already receiving strong advance reviews, Disney marketing has apparently let Scarlett Johansson, the movie’s almost sole sex appeal, say whatever the hell she wants because here she is telling FOX411 that she can’t stop eating chicken wings and will probably look pregnant again any minute now:

“Oh my good [I… More »


Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Still Promoting That Avengers Movie

While Kim Kardashian possibly being named the mayor of a real town and Ted Nugent threatening to assasinate the president might seem like news, none of those stories involve cleavage so let’s just forget they even happened. On that note, here’s Scarlett Johansson still using her breasts to promote The Avengers only this time in… More »


It’s An Alexander Skarsgard Remix

Fun Fact: Alexander Skarsgard was one of the top contenders to be THOR-HAMM which thankfully didn’t happen. Anyway…

Skarsgard and THOR-HAMM were at the Hollywood premiere of The Avengers last night, so below is an appropriate musical montage that I feel captures the handsome pageantry of their respective sexual thundery attempting to occupy… More »


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