Posts tagged "The Amazing Spider-Man"

Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man To Be Gay Now

"You rang?" - These photos Presumably because fighting Jamie Foxx has given him a taste for the dark chocolate, Andrew Garfield is now openly giving interviews where he says he wants Peter Parker to fall in love with a male MJ played by Michael B. Jordan who you may remember from such roles as Wallace…

By: The Superficial / July 11, 2013

You Had Me At Tobey Maguire’s Not In It:
A Review Of ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’

In 2002, I was at the height of my Spider-Man obsession thanks in no small part to Brian Michael Bendis' Ultimate Spider-Man. So I couldn't have been more hyped to finally see a Spider-Man movie. In fact, the day it came out, I was still at college and made a two and a half hour…

By: The Superficial / July 4, 2012

Andrew Garfield Based His Spider-Man Performance On Porn, You Don’t Say…

"Hey, uh, is the guy supposed to have an erection? Anyone? And no one's going to answer me. Great." "Spit in your hand, punk." While talking about his role as the new Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield reveals one of his inspirations was watching the Spider-Man porn parody Spider-ManXXX which really puts a whole of lot of

By: The Superficial / June 28, 2012

Andrew Garfield Is Completely Naked Under His ‘Spider-Man’ Costume

"By the way, I'm naked under here." "Wait, what-" "Go, go, Spidey-groin!" Sorry to inundate you with two posts about Marvel movies today, but it's Zombie Jesus Week so zombie suck it up. In a new interview with Ellen, Andrew Garfield apparently reveals he's completely naked under his costume in The Amazing Spider-Man which make…

By: The Superficial / April 4, 2012

Official ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer Officially Missing All That Gay Sex

"We're you lookin' at my bum? Cheeky monkey..." Sony just released the "official" trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man (after the jump) starring Andrew Garfield which they're touting as the untold story of Spider-man even though it's basically the same exact story about a kid getting bit by a radioactive spider only this time through a…

By: The Superficial / February 7, 2012

♫ Here Comes The Spider-Man… ♫

Or maybe just that guy. In case you've been literally nowhere on the Internet this morning, the new Spider-Man movie has officially crossed the line from unnecessary reboot to the most intricate gay porn since Top Gun. On that note, that noise you just heard was every single exec at Sony realizing they've financed a…

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2011

First Look: Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man Costume

Sony Pictures has released the first image of Andrew Garfield (The Social Network) in costume for the upcoming Spider-Man reboot, so hopefully this makes up for all those pics of hipster Peter Parker I subjected you to earlier. That said, it's nice to see a thinner Spider-Man instead of the chunky, Power Ranger-esque version played…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2011

First Look at Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man

And they made him homeless. Or a hipster. I honestly can't tell anymore. At this point, I'd like to apologize to anyone who actually thought they were going to see Andrew Garfield in full Spidey gear, not him standing around as boring-ass Peter Parker. I feel like I just gave every nerd on the Internet…

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2011