More Thanksgiving stories

Who Wants Leftovers?

Now that we’ve stared deeply into Jennifer Aniston’s breasts and watched Jessica Simpson battle her demons, it’s time to wrap up the rest of the holiday and get back to business. Here are the last bits of gossip from Thanksgiving that should hopefully bring everyone up to speed before we do this all over again… More »

Kanye West Booed at Macy’s Parade

For reasons known only to him and the hand-puppet he talks to before bed every night, Kanye West agreed to ride on a float all by himself during the 84th Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Fortunately for us, New Yorkers take their morning talk shows and country music seriously (Roll with it.) which caused them… More »

‘You Can’t Escape Me…’

“You can never escape – your master.


Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash NewsMore »

Lindsay Lohan Spent Thanksgiving With Her Dad

Apparently still pissed at her mom, Lindsay Lohan decided to spend her 15 hours of freedom from the Betty Ford Center with Michael Lohan despite kicking him out of her apartment building for daring to bring her food earlier in the month. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is a free woman … for around… More »

The Superficial Presents:
‘The Celebrities I’m Thankful For’

It’s somehow Thanksgiving again already, so while the rest of the world is forced to watch America celebrate that time we were the bad guys on Avatar, here’s my attempt to capture the spirit of the holiday by making a list of the celebrities I’m thankful for this year. Granted, I hate mostly all these… More »