Posts tagged "Terry Richardson"

Anastasia Ashley’s Butt Posed For Terry Richardson

Anastasia Ashley posed for Terry Richardson. I hope she’s okay.

The Superficial / May 7, 2015

Kate Upton Was Pissed Everyone Saw Her ‘Cat Daddy’ Video

Kate Upton reveals Terry Richardson was never supposed to release her ‘Cat Daddy’ video which she thought was shot just for fun.

The Superficial / April 8, 2015

ChloĆ« Sevigny Doesn’t Love Jennifer Lawrence?! BURN HER

Chloe Sevigny thinks Jennifer Lawrence is ‘crass’ and ‘annoying.’…

The Superficial / March 11, 2015

That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes:

Will Smith as Deadshot (“BUT HE’S WHITE!” – The Internet soon)
Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
Tom Hardy a…

The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Terry Richardson Photoshopped Mariah Carey? NO!

Jezebel got a hold of the unretouched shots from Mariah Carey’s photo shoot with Terry Richardson which I’m going to kick over to them because it’s their exclusive and I’m not a dick. I’m just a simple journalist trying to uncover the truth, and through that truth encourage people to ask themselves how many time…

The Superficial / July 15, 2014

Miley Cyrus: ‘Noah Is My P*ssy Police’

If it seems like Miley Cyrus has been spending an awful lot of time with her 14-year-old sister Noah lately, it’s because she’s in charge of making sure Miley’s vagina is ready to be shown to as many as possible with a leotard violently wedged up in it. Haha! And you worked at Dairy Quee…

The Superficial / June 23, 2014

And Now Back To ‘Whose Face Did Terry Richardson Put His Penis On This Time?’

When we last left Terry Richardson, he was photographing Mariah Carey’s children, so what better time for another story of him “allegedly” jabbing his dick into an unsuspecting model’s face? It’s the perfect segue. Via Jezebel:…

The Superficial / June 12, 2014

James Franco Wrote A Short Story About Not Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan

In his ongoing war to make sure everyone knows he didn’t bang Lindsay Lohan despite appearing on her celebrity sex list, French colonial auteur James Franco has written a “fictional” short story for Vice entitled Bungalow 89 which recalls a “fictional” night not sticking his penis in a “fictional” Lindsay Lohan. And so like any…

The Superficial / June 10, 2014

Mariah Carey Posed For Uncle Terry With Her Kids

Terry Richardson loves to jerk off on models’ faces, so what better person to take a nice family photo of you in lingerie with your kids? Which is apparently the kind of thought Mariah Carey has because here she is doing exactly that. In the meantime, those giant breasts might be single soon thanks to…

The Superficial / May 9, 2014

Those Are Rita Ora’s Nipples

Posted by Photo Boy
I don’t know if it’s all of the cocaine, or if it’s just all of the cocaine, but consummate pervert and noted ocular health ignoramus, Terry Richardson, really has a knack for giving a ton of cocaine to famous women and getting them to expose their breasts. Some have speculated that…

Photo Boy / May 2, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Posed For Uncle Terry Again

Lindsay Lohan is trying to pass herself off as a sober, serious movie star, so the last thing she should do is go anywhere near the Chateau Marmont and/or Terry Richardson. Except he’s the only one who somehow makes her…

The Superficial / April 1, 2014

Lady GaGa’s Born This Way Foundation Only Gave $5,000 Of Its $2 Million To Actual Charity

Celebrity charities are by and large horseshit shell corporations – if not outright scams – to give their friends and families cushy jobs that pay them with donated money to do basically jackshit. And if you think Lady GaGa is a special hermaphroditic snowflake of artistic integrity who’s different than all the other celebrities, congratulations,…

The Superficial / March 13, 2014

A Model Claims Terry Richardson Jerked Off On Her Face In The Middle of A Photo Shoot

Tampon tea aficionado Terry Richardson is no stranger to sexual harrasment allegations, so here’s another model that’s come forward with her tale that sounds exactly like Terry’s M.O. Via Jezebel:…

The Superficial / March 11, 2014

Nina Agdal’s Butt Posed For Terry Richardson

I’m not really sure what to say here considering not a single person who clicked on this post isn’t gazing directly into Nina Agdal’s butthole because shortly before Terry Richardson was born, his mother pulled Satan out of a frozen lake and blew him back to life right then and there in the winter night.

The Superficial / January 30, 2014

Miley Cyrus Calls Performing With Madonna ‘Super Lame’

If you somehow haven’t heard by now, Miley Cyrus performed with Madonna for MTV Unplugged because truly we bear witness to the End of Days. (Forgive me, AJ McCarron, for I know not what I do.) Except keeping with her new tradition of pissing in the face of industry vets, Miley Cyrus is already done…

The Superficial / January 29, 2014

Nailed It

Some handsome devil last night:
“Jared Leto, you just won a Golden Globe. What are you going to do next?”
“Snort coke and pose for Terry Richardson! YAY!”
Now that you know the true nature of my power, DON’T GET ON THAT BUS.
Photos: Terry’s Diary

The Superficial / January 13, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski Posed Topless For Terry Richardson

Posted without commentary because what the hell are you even doing down here? Go, GO!
Photos: Terry’s Diary

The Superficial / January 6, 2014

BEST OF 2013: Miley Cyrus’ Vagina Melvin

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!
You’ll probably…

The Superficial / December 31, 2013

BEST OF 2013: Miley Cyrus’ Nekkid Video

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!
And welcome…

The Superficial / December 30, 2013

That’s Miranda Kerr’s Nipple

I’m going to be perfectly frank with you. I have one more fuck to give about Duck Dynasty before firing up the Best Of posts and mentally checking out for the holidays, so here’s Miranda Kerr posing for Terry Richardson in a see-through bra. Think of it as a haven for your weary, your down-trodden.

The Superficial / December 23, 2013
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