Posts tagged "Teresa Giudice"

Teresa Giudice Is In Jail

In what is hopefully a continuing trend for every single reality star in 2015, Teresa Giudice reported to federal prison at 3 a.m. Monday morning where she’ll serve her 15 month sentence for bankruptcy fraud, according to WNBC 4 New York. And for those of you who don’t remember, Teresa went behind her crisis manager’…

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

Teresa Giudice Got The ‘OITNB’ Prison, Doesn’t Want To Now

Yesterday, we learned that Teresa Giudice‘s crisis manager fired her after Teresa went behind her back and filed a request to serve her time at Danbury Federal Prison in Connecticut which was the inspiration for Orange Is The New Black. And according to TMZ, she actually got approved except, just kidding, how about a nice…

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014

Teresa Giudice Fired By Crisis Manager For Trying To Book Her Own Jail

To catch everybody up, Teresa Giudice was sentenced to 15 months in prison for fraud. Her husband got 41 months, and the tears of their children will be reality fuel, but that’s not the most ridiculous part. The most ridiculous part is Teresa getting fired by her crisis manager for fucking up the entire sentencing…

By: The Superficial / October 22, 2014

Teresa Giudice Told Her Kids She’s Going To Jail While Filming ‘Real Housewives’

Reality television is a shithole inhabited by shitheads doing shitty things for shitty people to watch, so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice decided to exploit the most traumatic moment in her children’s lives so she has a better storyline than Carmella Meatball Buttafuoco Spaghetti.

By: The Superficial / March 6, 2014

Teresa & Joe Giudice Are Going To Jail

When we last left Teresa Giudice and her half-pug-person husband Joe, they were beating the shit out of photographers while on their way to court to fight 39 counts of bank fraud and tax evasion. A fight that apparently didn’t go very well because this morning they pleaded guilty to enough charges that they’ll both…

By: The Superficial / March 4, 2014

Teresa & Joe Giudice Seem Like Nice Clients

“Lemme in that courtroom! I’ll murderlize ‘em!”

Here’s Teresa and Joe Giudice arriving in federal court this morning to plead not guilty to 39 counts of tax evasion, bank fraud and whatever it is people do for fun in Jersey these days besides steroids and banging midgets until a baby or a pickle…

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2013

‘RHONJ’ Teresa & Joe Giudice Indicted For 39 Counts of Bank Fraud And Tax Evasion

If you’ve added up all the time I’ve watched Real Housewives of New Jersey, it would roughly equal an hour at best. But just from that little amount of time, I could easily tell you that Jacqueline Laurita’s breasts are phenomenal, and that Teresa and Joe Giudice are God awful people who should be shot…

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2013

Teresa Giudice in a Bikini and Other News

- Teresa Guidice loves her fake tits. [InTouch Weekly]

- Elena Kagan asked about Twilight during SCOTUS confirmation hearing. Now, Canada, now! While Eclipse fever is at its peak! [Popeater]

- Dolly Parton is a national treasure. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Wonder Woman doesn’t show everyone her underwear…

By: The Superficial / June 30, 2010