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Charlotte McKinney’s Breasts & Bella Thorne: Teen Choice Awards

Charlotte McKinney and Bella Thorne are the rest of the Teen Choice Awards because I hate stupid kids and their meddling mutts. More »

Britney Spears Went To The Teen Choice Awards

Britney Spears went to the Teen Choice Awards where she either looked super hot or crazy as shit depending on your views on heavily medicated women with no idea where they are. More »

The 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Someone just spotted Kim Kardashian.

I’ve grown old enough where I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a teenager and now hate them for their youthful vigor and freedom to make stupid choices with abandon. Case in point: I once drove an hour to the nearest Best Buy to buy Limp Bizkit’s SignificantMore »

Don’t You Be Talkin’ ‘Bout Mickey Mouse Like Dat, Hannah Montana!

Without Disney none of us would even know the twerking ratchet chipmunk formerly known as Miley Cyrus, so naturally she believes she’s building her success all on her own and not because her father was a one-hit wonder who single-handedly killed the mullet (And by extension, Patrick Swayze. I know it was you, Cyrus!) then… More »

Carly Rae Jepsen Nude Pics Hacked, Real Ones

I honestly don’t know much about Carly Rae Jepsen except she sings some song that I’ve successfully managed to avoid listening to. But now that there’s all this talk about (legitimate) naked stuff, I’m suddenly very interested in who she is and wish to provide her with media exposure on my Internet page. Wait. Do… More »

The 2012 Teen Choice Awards And Other News

- Tired of shootings and Joe Paterno? Breasts are here. [theCHIVE]

– Are Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds staging paparazzi photos? More importantly, do they want one where a crazed fan grabs her breasts and runs off? I know a guy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aaron Paul: The Greatest Price Is RightMore »

Justin & Selena Are Getting Married!

As the world slowly dissolved around them, Justin whispered into her ear two simple words, “I’m ovulating.”

So, I know I might have said something about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting married, but I was just trying to milk Internet traffic, all the Internet traffic capture how The Teen Choice Awards demographic… More »

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