Posts tagged "Teen Choice Awards"

The 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Someone just spotted Kim Kardashian. I've grown old enough where I've forgotten what it's like to be a teenager and now hate them for their youthful vigor and freedom to make stupid choices with abandon. Case in point: I once drove an hour to the nearest Best Buy to buy Limp Bizkit's Significant …
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2014

Don’t You Be Talkin’ ‘Bout Mickey Mouse Like Dat, Hannah Montana!

Without Disney none of us would even know the twerking ratchet chipmunk formerly known as Miley Cyrus, so naturally she believes she's building her success all on her own and not because her father was a one-hit wonder who single-handedly killed the mullet (And by extension, Patrick Swayze. I know it was you, …
By: The Superficial / August 13, 2013

Carly Rae Jepsen Nude Pics Hacked, Real Ones

I honestly don't know much about Carly Rae Jepsen except she sings some song that I've successfully managed to avoid listening to. But now that there's all this talk about (legitimate) naked stuff, I'm suddenly very interested in who she is and wish to provide her with media exposure on my Internet page. Wait.
By: The Superficial / July 25, 2012

The 2012 Teen Choice Awards And Other News

- Tired of shootings and Joe Paterno? Breasts are here. [theCHIVE] - Are Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds staging paparazzi photos? More importantly, do they want one where a crazed fan grabs her breasts and runs off? I know a guy. [Lainey Gossip] - Aaron Paul: The Greatest Price Is Right …
By: The Superficial / July 23, 2012

Justin & Selena Are Getting Married!

As the world slowly dissolved around them, Justin whispered into her ear two simple words, "I'm ovulating." So, I know I might have said something about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting married, but I was just trying to milk Internet traffic, all the Internet traffic capture how …
By: The Superficial / August 8, 2011

Blake Lively’s Rack and Something About Teens Making Choices

Because we live in a cold, cruel world devoid of mercy, sense or compassion, last night was The 2011 Teen Choice Awards hosted by I have no fucking clue, but more importantly Blake Lively's awesome breasts were there, so you can stop reading right now and I won't be offended. On that note, …
By: The Superficial / August 8, 2011

Miley Cyrus works the pole

Miley Cyrus performed at the Teen Choice Awards last night and, yes, you're looking at a Jesus-loving 16-year-old girl working the stripper pole in front of a middle school audience. It honestly doesn't get more biblical than at. Also, nice euphemism for underage vagina: "Miley's Ice Cream." That's not creepy at all. Photos: …
By: The Superficial / August 10, 2009

Megan Fox gets chesty for the kids

Here's Megan Fox taking a spill in the press room before last night's Teen Choice Awards, and the face she makes afterward is absolutely priceless - if you're attracted to goddamn Succubi. Which I happen to be and would like to point out I've been marinating my soul in A-1 all morning. Megan? …
By: The Superficial / August 10, 2009

Robert Pattinson is the choice of teens

To absolutely no one's surprise, Robert Pattinson and Twilight dominated the 11th Annual Teen Choice 2009 Awards last night with Broody NoShowersmith above winning awards for Best Actor Drama and Male Hottie. Had I known this was the kind of thing teenage girls went for, I would've spent less of my high school years …
By: The Superficial / August 10, 2009