Posts tagged "Tea Leoni"

Tea Leoni in a bikini with David Duchovny

Proving he can go five minutes without masturbating, David Duchovny and Tea Leoni took their kids to the beach in Malibu yesterday. Is anyone else freaked out by Tea’s physique? It almost seems to fluctuate from feminine to She-Hulk at whim. Sort of like God slapped breasts on a man’s body and figured “Eh,…

By: The Superficial / June 22, 2009

Jessica Simpson to become theology scholar (And other news stuff)

The Superficial News to get you through your Friday. Can anyone else almost taste that liquor? Oh, right, I filled my coffee mug with bourbon. (Tastes like happy.):

- Jessica Simpson wants to major in religion after seeing a documentary on “The Da Vinci Code.” For the love of God, why is nobody making…

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2008

Tea Leoni & Billy Bob Thornton? WTF?

Get this: Turns out David Duchnovny’s “sex addiction” (Read: He has a penis.) was not the cause of his separation from Tea Leoni, but instead she was having an affair with Billy Bob Fucking Thornton. How does this guy keep getting chicks? Anyway, Mulder supposedly found text messages between Tea and Billy Bob causing thing…

By: The Superficial / October 16, 2008

David Duchovny & Tea Leoni secretly separated for months

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni’s publicist revealed the two are actually separated and have been for months now, according to People:

“In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months,” the statement says.

By: The Superficial / October 16, 2008

David Duchovny did cheat on Tea Leoni (Whoops!)

Okay, maybe David Duchovny cheated on Tea Leoni after all. Apparently, The Duchov has a history of seducing unsuspecting extras. I bet he tells them there’s a government conspiracy in his pants. Now that’s smooth and something I could never pull off. Even if the NSA bugged my testicles – which they did.

By: The Superficial / September 4, 2008

David Duchovny did NOT cheat on Tea Leoni

David Duchovny’s checked into rehab last week to seek treatment for sex addiction. Rumors were circulating that he had an affair with his tennis instructor because apparently people believe celebrities are characters on Dallas. A close friend of Mulder’s set the record straight that it’s a bad case of porn addiction. FOX News

By: The Superficial / September 1, 2008