Posts tagged "Taylor Swift"

Taylor Swift Will Burn Her Enemies In A Forest Fire, Or Some Shit

Taylor Swift has a new video. It’s about boys!

The Superficial | January 4, 2016 - 10:16 am

Calvin Harris Threatens To Sue Over Happy Ending Rumors

Calvin Harris isn’t thrilled people think Taylor Swift dumped him for getting his dick yanked at a massage parlor.

The Superficial | October 13, 2015 - 11:18 am

Taylor Swift Had Ian McKellen Evicted

Taylor Swift got Ian McKellen evicted, and in the darkness, she will bind him.

The Superficial | September 2, 2015 - 12:14 pm

The Unicorn Known As Taylor Swift Has Farted

Taylor Swift farted at the VMAs, and now I’m telling you about it because our lives are cavalcades of awesome.

The Superficial | September 1, 2015 - 1:04 pm

Taylor Swift Has More Friends Than You

Taylor Swift has lots of beautiful, famous friends just in case you weren’t sure.

The Superficial | August 31, 2015 - 12:05 pm

Nicki Minaj, You Hugged Taylor Swift, Sit Your Ass Down

Nicki Minaj tried to talk shit to Miley Cyrus not even ten minutes after proving her last beef was a bullshit marketing stunt.

The Superficial | August 30, 2015 - 11:41 pm

Patrick Stewart Wants To Join Taylor Swift’s Squad

Patrick Stewart can do or say literally anything at this point.

Photo Boy | August 11, 2015 - 12:58 pm

English, Katy Perry, Do You Speak It?

Katy Perry had some words to say about the Taylor Swift Nicki Minaj spat. Not so much sentences, but definitely words.

The Superficial | July 23, 2015 - 11:10 am

Taylor Swift & Nicki Minaj Something Something Twitter

Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift are subtweet beefing each other with shade cakes. I have no fucking clue.

The Superficial | July 22, 2015 - 1:23 pm

Mariska Hargitay Meeting Taylor Swift’s Cat Counts As News Now

Olivia Benson met Olivia Benson because apparently the Large Hadron Collider isn’t trying to destroy the universe fast enough.

The Superficial | June 15, 2015 - 12:57 pm

Katy Perry Has A Song Titled 1984. Please Shit Yourselves Accordingly

People are speculating that Katy Perry’s new song 1984 will be a dis song referencing Taylor Swift’s album 1989. You did it, terrorism. You won.

Photo Boy | June 9, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Katy Perry & John Mayer Will Have Their Revenge On Taylor Swift

Katy Perry and John Mayer will get that pesky Taylor Swift if it’s the last thing they do.

The Superficial | May 29, 2015 - 9:56 am

So Who Wants To See Taylor Swift Fly Headfirst Into A Wall?

Taylor Swift apparently does her own stunts.

The Superficial | May 19, 2015 - 12:31 pm

Taylor Swift Is Going To Kill Katy Perry With Karate And Shit

Taylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’ video is an all-star fuck you to Katy Perry’s face. …

The Superficial | May 18, 2015 - 11:06 am
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