Taylor Swift apologized to Nicki Minaj for whatever that stupid shit was.
Olivia Benson met Olivia Benson because apparently the Large Hadron Collider isn’t trying to destroy the universe fast enough.
Taylor Swift apparently does her own stunts.
Taylor Swift’s mother has been diagnosed with cancer. I’ll try and keep things respectful.
It’s Taylor Swift legs in tiny booty shorts and a bunch of weird, creepy jokes about my penis being The Matrix, so you really don’t have to bother with the words. In fact, I prefer you don’t.
Taylor Swift reportedly insured her legs for $40 million.
Taylor Swift tries to look international at the Elle Style Awards while Rosie Huntington-Whiteley sticks with the quiet, simple elegance of letting people see the side of your boob.
Taylor Swift and Kanye West had a dinner date at Spotted Pig in New York City last night. Their BFF-ness is real.
Taylor Swift and Kanye West are collaborating in the studio, according to Kanye West after admitting he hears voices in his head, so all of this sounds legit. Everything checks out.
The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.
Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck’s Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn’t a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should’ve gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we’re all dead anyway.
There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl. They were.
Taylor Swift in a bikini has what appears to be an ass? That can’t be right.