Posts tagged "Taylor Swift"

Taylor Swift Had Ian McKellen Evicted

Taylor Swift got Ian McKellen evicted, and in the darkness, she will bind him.

The Superficial / September 2, 2015

The Unicorn Known As Taylor Swift Has Farted

Taylor Swift farted at the VMAs, and now I’m telling you about it because our lives are cavalcades of awesome.

The Superficial / September 1, 2015

Taylor Swift Has More Friends Than You

Taylor Swift has lots of beautiful, famous friends just in case you weren’t sure.

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

Nicki Minaj, You Hugged Taylor Swift, Sit Your Ass Down

Nicki Minaj tried to talk shit to Miley Cyrus not even ten minutes after proving her last beef was a bullshit marketing stunt.

The Superficial / August 30, 2015

Patrick Stewart Wants To Join Taylor Swift’s Squad

Patrick Stewart can do or say literally anything at this point.

Photo Boy / August 11, 2015

English, Katy Perry, Do You Speak It?

Katy Perry had some words to say about the Taylor Swift Nicki Minaj spat. Not so much sentences, but definitely words.

The Superficial / July 23, 2015

Taylor Swift & Nicki Minaj Something Something Twitter

Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift are subtweet beefing each other with shade cakes. I have no fucking clue.

The Superficial / July 22, 2015

Mariska Hargitay Meeting Taylor Swift’s Cat Counts As News Now

Olivia Benson met Olivia Benson because apparently the Large Hadron Collider isn’t trying to destroy the universe fast enough.

The Superficial / June 15, 2015

Katy Perry Has A Song Titled 1984. Please Shit Yourselves Accordingly

People are speculating that Katy Perry’s new song 1984 will be a dis song referencing Taylor Swift’s album 1989. You did it, terrorism. You won.

Photo Boy / June 9, 2015

Katy Perry & John Mayer Will Have Their Revenge On Taylor Swift

Katy Perry and John Mayer will get that pesky Taylor Swift if it’s the last thing they do.

The Superficial / May 29, 2015

Good Morning, Taylor Swift’s Short Shorts, And Other News

Thor’s dick is in the Vacation trailer. You’re welcome. [Lainey Gossip]

Sofia Vergara can talk about her breasts as much as she wants. [Fishwrapper]

James McAvoy shaved his head. Holy shit, nerds! [Dlisted]

These Selfies Almost Make You Forget It’s Monday [theCHIVE]

Your morning links.

The Superficial / May 11, 2015

Taylor Swift’s Mom Has Cancer

Taylor Swift’s mother has been diagnosed with cancer. I’ll try and keep things respectful.

The Superficial / April 9, 2015

And Now Taylor Swift In Tiny Shorts

It’s Taylor Swift legs in tiny booty shorts and a bunch of weird, creepy jokes about my penis being The Matrix, so you really don’t have to bother with the words. In fact, I prefer you don’t.

The Superficial / March 31, 2015

Taylor Swift Apparently Thinks Her Legs Are Worth $40 Million

Taylor Swift reportedly insured her legs for $40 million.

The Superficial / March 11, 2015

Taylor Swift Wore This, And Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Sideboob

Taylor Swift tries to look international at the Elle Style Awards while Rosie Huntington-Whiteley sticks with the quiet, simple elegance of letting people see the side of your boob.

The Superficial / February 25, 2015
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