Posts tagged "Taylor Swift"

Taylor Swift’s Mom Has Cancer

Taylor Swift's mother has been diagnosed with cancer. I'll try and keep things respectful.

By: The Superficial / April 9, 2015

And Now Taylor Swift In Tiny Shorts

It's Taylor Swift legs in tiny booty shorts and a bunch of weird, creepy jokes about my penis being The Matrix, so you really don't have to bother with the words. In fact, I prefer you don't.

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2015

Taylor Swift Apparently Thinks Her Legs Are Worth $40 Million

Taylor Swift reportedly insured her legs for $40 million.

By: The Superficial / March 11, 2015

Taylor Swift Wore This, And Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Sideboob

Taylor Swift tries to look international at the Elle Style Awards while Rosie Huntington-Whiteley sticks with the quiet, simple elegance of letting people see the side of your boob.

By: The Superficial / February 25, 2015

Taylor Swift & Kanye West Had A Dinner Date

Taylor Swift and Kanye West had a dinner date at Spotted Pig in New York City last night. Their BFF-ness is real.

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2015

Kanye West & Taylor Swift Are Best Friends Now #Totes

Taylor Swift and Kanye West are collaborating in the studio, according to Kanye West after admitting he hears voices in his head, so all of this sounds legit. Everything checks out.

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

The other people at the Grammys who didn't get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Kanye Acted Exactly Like Kanye At The Grammys

Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck's Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn't a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should've gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we're all dead anyway.

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

It’s Katy Perry’s Breasts: The Super Bowl Halftime Show

There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl. They were.

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Taylor Swift Has A Butt?

Taylor Swift in a bikini has what appears to be an ass? That can't be right.

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

Nobody Leaked Nude Photos of Taylor Swift, Stop Asking Me

Taylor Swift's Twitter and Instagram were both taken over by hackers threatening to leaked nude photos of her which never happened because they didn't have any. You can stop e-mailing me now.

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard. THE

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Taylor Swift Made Out With Karlie Kloss ‘Allegedly’

While I was too busy covering real stories like how Hilary Duff's body's going to be found in a wedding gown beneath Aaron Carter's shed, the Internet was losing its shit over a photo of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss making out (below) even though they basically got married during the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

And Now Taylor Swift Singing To Karlie Kloss’ Butt

Last year, Jessica Hart said some shit about Taylor Swift "not fitting in" at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show which is why this year Jessica was nowhere to be seen and NY Daily News reports it's Taylor's doing. Which seems like way too much power for Taylor Swift to have except if you look at…

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

The 2014 American Music Awards

Now that we've seen Nakedsaurus, Rise of The Sasquatch Nip Guardians, Cry For Me, Justintina, and BUTTFORCE 9000, here's the rest of The 2014 American Music Awards which you'll probably notice contains a disproportionate amount of Kate Beckinsale pics even though she's not a musical artist. Like anyone else there was. Check your privilege. THE

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Katy Perry’s Boyfriend Wants To Crowdfund A Booty Onto Taylor Swift

Despite promising myself an ass hiatus after yesterday's 2014 Buttella Festival, I still have precious SEO to milk into my mouth, so here's Katy Perry's boyfriend publicly insulting the spot where Taylor Swift's butt should be: Get Taylor Swift A Booty https://t.co/RpkB8JExSV— BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, 2014 As for why Diplo would do something…

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2014

Taylor Swift’s Camel Toe: Ain’t Nothing Controversial About That

It's been a hell of a day full of child molesters, death treats over gun control, 12-year-olds getting implants, and more child molesters, so here's Taylor Swift's camel toe which is about as plain, vanilla, and non-controversial as it gets. You could show it to people with anxiety and it'd put them right to sleep,…

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014

Taylor Swift’s Cat Is Hitler And Everyone Hates It

During a recent appearance on The Graham Norton Show, John Cleese asked Taylor Swift right to her face if her cat was in an accident because it looked "damaged." And I'll be the first to say, who could ever possibly give a shit? Except this is the Internet, and the Internet is 90% cat photo…

By: The Superficial / October 13, 2014

Taylor Swift’s Trying To Bang Selena Gomez!

Okay, that headline might seem like sensationalistic click-bait, but I honestly don't know how else you read this Selena Gomez quote without getting the impression that Taylor Swift wants to passionately tongue her vagina in a Brooklyn brownstone while Karlie Kloss watches from a window, her jealously steaming in the nighttime rain. E! News reports:…

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2014

Ariana Grande’s Life Coach Quit

Seen here performing at The iHeart Radio Music Festival over the weekend, Ariana Grande is looking more and more like an out-of-control diva who hopes her fans fucking die because now comes word that her life coach quit months ago after getting tired of her shit. Page Six reports: We’re told that the 21-year-old rising…

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
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