Posts tagged "Taylor Swift"

Mariska Hargitay Meeting Taylor Swift’s Cat Counts As News Now

Olivia Benson met Olivia Benson because apparently the Large Hadron Collider isn’t trying to destroy the universe fast enough.

By: The Superficial / June 15, 2015

Katy Perry Has A Song Titled 1984. Please Shit Yourselves Accordingly

People are speculating that Katy Perry’s new song 1984 will be a dis song referencing Taylor Swift’s album 1989. You did it, terrorism. You won.

By: Photo Boy / June 9, 2015

Katy Perry & John Mayer Will Have Their Revenge On Taylor Swift

Katy Perry and John Mayer will get that pesky Taylor Swift if it’s the last thing they do.

By: The Superficial / May 29, 2015

Taylor Swift Is Going To Kill Katy Perry With Karate And Shit

Taylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’ video is an all-star fuck you to Katy Perry’s face.

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Good Morning, Taylor Swift’s Short Shorts, And Other News

Thor’s dick is in the Vacation trailer. You’re welcome. [Lainey Gossip]

Sofia Vergara can talk about her breasts as much as she wants. [Fishwrapper]

James McAvoy shaved his head. Holy shit, nerds! [Dlisted]

These Selfies Almost Make You Forget It’s Monday [theCHIVE]

Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / May 11, 2015

Taylor Swift’s Mom Has Cancer

Taylor Swift’s mother has been diagnosed with cancer. I’ll try and keep things respectful.

By: The Superficial / April 9, 2015

And Now Taylor Swift In Tiny Shorts

It’s Taylor Swift legs in tiny booty shorts and a bunch of weird, creepy jokes about my penis being The Matrix, so you really don’t have to bother with the words. In fact, I prefer you don’t.

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2015

Taylor Swift Apparently Thinks Her Legs Are Worth $40 Million

Taylor Swift reportedly insured her legs for $40 million.

By: The Superficial / March 11, 2015

Taylor Swift Wore This, And Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Sideboob

Taylor Swift tries to look international at the Elle Style Awards while Rosie Huntington-Whiteley sticks with the quiet, simple elegance of letting people see the side of your boob.

By: The Superficial / February 25, 2015

Taylor Swift & Kanye West Had A Dinner Date

Taylor Swift and Kanye West had a dinner date at Spotted Pig in New York City last night. Their BFF-ness is real.

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2015

Kanye West & Taylor Swift Are Best Friends Now #Totes

Taylor Swift and Kanye West are collaborating in the studio, according to Kanye West after admitting he hears voices in his head, so all of this sounds legit. Everything checks out.

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Kanye Acted Exactly Like Kanye At The Grammys

Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck’s Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn’t a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should’ve gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we’re all dead anyway.

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

It’s Katy Perry’s Breasts: The Super Bowl Halftime Show

There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl. They were.

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Taylor Swift Has A Butt?

Taylor Swift in a bikini has what appears to be an ass? That can’t be right.

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

Nobody Leaked Nude Photos of Taylor Swift, Stop Asking Me

Taylor Swift’s Twitter and Instagram were both taken over by hackers threatening to leaked nude photos of her which never happened because they didn’t have any. You can stop e-mailing me now.

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard.

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Taylor Swift Made Out With Karlie Kloss ‘Allegedly’

While I was too busy covering real stories like how Hilary Duff’s body’s going to be found in a wedding gown beneath Aaron Carter’s shed, the Internet was losing its shit over a photo of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss making out (below) even though they basically got married during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

And Now Taylor Swift Singing To Karlie Kloss’ Butt

Last year, Jessica Hart said some shit about Taylor Swift “not fitting in” at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which is why this year Jessica was nowhere to be seen and NY Daily News reports it’s Taylor’s doing. Which seems like way too much power for Taylor Swift to have except if you look at…

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
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