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Taylor Swift Isn’t Thrilled To Be An Aryan Goddess? Weird

Neo-Nazis think Taylor Swift is a “pure Aryan goddess” waiting for Trump’s presidency so she can become Lady Hitler or some stupid shit.

The Superficial | May 25, 2016 - 10:23 am

This Is Some Hunger Games Type Shit: The 2016 MET Gala

Here’s the rest of The 2016 MET Gala. I have no fucking clue.

The Superficial | May 3, 2016 - 11:30 am

Calvin Harris Forgot Taylor Swift During Acceptance Speech

So this dude’s dead.

The Superficial | April 5, 2016 - 12:56 pm

Taylor Swift Has A Butt Now

Taylor Swift’s butt is apparently something that exists now.

The Superficial | April 4, 2016 - 12:00 pm

Taylor Swift Wants You To Look At Taylor Swift In A Bikini

 I think this post has Taylor Swift in a bikini in it.

The Superficial | March 16, 2016 - 11:00 am

The 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

Here’s The 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party. There were boobs there.

The Superficial | February 29, 2016 - 11:31 am

Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez Looked Like This At The Grammys

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez owned the Grammys with their female organ part things.

The Superficial | February 16, 2016 - 12:16 pm

Taylor Swift Will Burn Her Enemies In A Forest Fire, Or Some Shit

Taylor Swift has a new video. It’s about boys!

The Superficial | January 4, 2016 - 10:16 am

Calvin Harris Threatens To Sue Over Happy Ending Rumors

Calvin Harris isn’t thrilled people think Taylor Swift dumped him for getting his dick yanked at a massage parlor.

The Superficial | October 13, 2015 - 11:18 am

Taylor Swift Had Ian McKellen Evicted

Taylor Swift got Ian McKellen evicted, and in the darkness, she will bind him.

The Superficial | September 2, 2015 - 12:14 pm

The Unicorn Known As Taylor Swift Has Farted

Taylor Swift farted at the VMAs, and now I’m telling you about it because our lives are cavalcades of awesome.

The Superficial | September 1, 2015 - 1:04 pm

Taylor Swift Has More Friends Than You

Taylor Swift has lots of beautiful, famous friends just in case you weren’t sure.

The Superficial | August 31, 2015 - 12:05 pm

Nicki Minaj, You Hugged Taylor Swift, Sit Your Ass Down

Nicki Minaj tried to talk shit to Miley Cyrus not even ten minutes after proving her last beef was a bullshit marketing stunt.

The Superficial | August 30, 2015 - 11:41 pm

Patrick Stewart Wants To Join Taylor Swift’s Squad

Patrick Stewart can do or say literally anything at this point.

Photo Boy | August 11, 2015 - 12:58 pm

English, Katy Perry, Do You Speak It?

Katy Perry had some words to say about the Taylor Swift Nicki Minaj spat. Not so much sentences, but definitely words.

The Superficial | July 23, 2015 - 11:10 am
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