Posts tagged "Tati Neves"

Justin Bieber’s Confiscated Phone Probably Has A Bunch Of Naked Pics On It

“Sounds like this might be – *puts on sunglasses* – a minor setback.”
HYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

When the police raided Justin Bieber’s home on Tuesday, commenter joe made an incredibly astute observation that filled all those who read it with unparalleled levels of hope and optimism for the future:

I bet that…

The Superficial / January 16, 2014

Justin Bieber’s House Just Got Raided By The Cops

So remember the other day when Justin Bieber egged his neighbor’s house like a fucking idiot? The cops just beat down his door with a battering ram and are inside right now with a search warrant. TMZ reports:
Sources say cops will look for anything that is relevant to the egg incident, including other egg…

The Superficial / January 14, 2014

Tati Neves Understands How The Internet Works And Other News

- Pube Pull: The Movie started filming before someone else quits. [Lainey Gossip]
– Apparently Paul Walker quietly pulled a Doug Hutchison. [The Frisky]
- Barbara Walters is a goddamn Troll Jedi. [Dlisted]
- An Arizona Chivette With Level 5 Blouse Bursting [theCHIVE]
- Ethan Hawke basically just announced he’ll cheat on his current wife…

The Superficial / December 3, 2013

First, You Get Justin Bieber Sleeping, Then You Get The Bikini Photos, Then You Get The POWER

In case two bikini galleries and Kim Kardashian’s breasts aren’t enough to make up for one George Zimmerman post, here’s Tati Neves the hooker/porn star who filmed Justin Bieber sleeping posing for a new set of bikini photos because the Internet is magic. And if you’re thinking to yourself, “Why would I want…

The Superficial / November 19, 2013

Justin Bieber’s Hooker Made A Porno

In The Least Surprising News of The Day Category, Tati Neves the hooker who filmed Justin Bieber sleeping, and who we’ve already established will literally do or say anything for money, once starred in a porno which you can see over on Egotastic (NSFW). And by “a” porno, I mean the first one somebody’s found…

The Superficial / November 18, 2013

Justin Bieber’s Hooker Says He’s Great At Sex

If we know one thing for certain about Justin Bieber it’s that he’s not black and never will be. We also know that the women he pays to have sex with are handsomely compensated to talk about how awesome he is at it. A move we’ve already seen with Milyn Jensen, and now with Tati

The Superficial / November 12, 2013

Just Kidding, Tati Neves Is A Hooker

Yesterday, the Internet was rocked by a video of Justin Bieber sleeping which his people swore up and down was not taken by a prostitute while conveniently leaving out the fact everyone thought that because earlier in the week Justin Bieber was in an entire building filled with them. Except it turns out that Tati

The Superficial / November 8, 2013

Tati Neves Filmed Justin Bieber Sleeping

Here’s Brazilian model Tati Neves who Perez Hilton has conveniently learned is the girl who filmed Justin Bieber sleeping. But not after sex! He’s a good Christian kid. TMZ reports:
Ever since the video surfaced, showing an unidentified woman blowing a kiss to a passed out Bieber … rumors began to swirl that she wa…

The Superficial / November 7, 2013

Some Girl Justin Bieber Banged Filmed Him Sleeping Then Put It On YouTube

Back in 2011, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez secretly slipped off to Hawaii for a romantic getaway only to be cockblocked by his mom who flew down there the second she found out because her little boy was going to be the Dancing Jesus who saves the world from our sins and some slut wasn’t…

The Superficial / November 7, 2013