Taryn had been ordered to stay away from Jeanine Heller, a former pal after the two ended up in court and a judge issued a mutual… More »
Because I’m a whirling dervish of ambition and work ethic, here’s pretty much every single “celebrity” that was in a bikini over the weekend which I’m only just now getting to on account of Lady GaGa actually eating, and GQ forcing me to acknowledge the existence of Glee. Also, for the record, alcohol barely even… More »
Here’s Taryn Manning in Turks and Caicos yesterday who kind of reminds me of a poor man’s Christina Ricci. Which is a compliment considering I’ve often expressed my desire to make sweet leprechaun love to Christina and not just because my penis would finally look just slightly below average gargantuanly mountainesque.