- George Clooney and Steve Wynn are still going at it. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jennifer Lopez has reached Kardashian levels of Photoshop. [Dlisted]
- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems will fill you with hope. [theCHIVE]
- Kirk Cameron still sucks Jesus’ dick. [Fishwrapper]
– Avid vagina…
- Gwyneth Paltrow is letting us, the unwashed masses, buy her old clothes. At last we may touch the heavens! [Lainey Gossip]
– Somewhere Kanye West just threw Kim Kardashian’s sex tape in the trash. This is all he needs to masturbate to now. [Dlisted]
– It was Towel Thursday yesterday.