Selena Gomez is soaking wet in a swimsuit. You click now.
Jose Canseco’s daughter is hot. Oh, and something about a DUI. It’s not important.
Remember in the Tim Burton ‘Batman’ movie when The Joker did that weird shit to his girlfriend’s face? I don’t know why I just thought of that.
Doutzen Kroes’ spectacular ass poses for a photo shoot in Miami and isn’t a depressing post about violence against women or Chelsea Handler’s nipples. You’re welcome.
By the time you’re reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose’s b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours.
- That’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s camel toe. And it’s not even gilded! [Lainey Gossip]
- Kim Kardashian’s complaining about the fat ass that made her famous again. [Fishwrapper]
– The widow of Jennifer Aniston’s dead ex is not thrilled with Lady Frippleton. [Dlisted]
– There’s something called a Blowjob Bib,…
- THE CUMBERBABY IS OFFICIAL. Ready the Tumblrs! [Lainey Gossip]
- Jessica Chastain basically tells Russell Crowe to eat a dick. [Fishwrapper]
- John Travolta is Robert Shapiro in that miniseries thing about O.J. Simpson. [Dlisted]
- Feminists made priests molest children? That’s your excuse? [The Frisky]…
- Something about Jennifer Aniston and a cock ring if I’m reading this right. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jennifer Lawrence will never join Twitter because she hates you, Internet. [Dlisted]
– Please stop giving a shit about Eminem lyrics. He doesn’t matter anymore. [Fishwrapper]
- The Vixen Is Elizabeth Hancock…
Normally, I start each morning with bikini photos, but today I decided to go with Shia LaBeouf’s dick because sometimes I just want to watch the world burn. Anyway, to make up for that here’s Ashlee Simpson sunbathing on her honeymoon which were basically free because Jessica Simpson’s not in them. There was a time…
Involving Lindsay Lohan in any professional project is, without fail, the fucking stupidest idea any person could ever have, so here she is posing for a selfie with Tina Fey that was splashed all over the Internet yesterday after Lindsay posted it to Instagram. Which, surprise, she wasn’t supposed to do because it’s already bee…
- Hopefully Reese Witherspoon didn’t have to pronounce any stupid French last names. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katy Perry admits she isn’t very smart. You fucked John Mayer. We know. [Dlisted]
- Meet the Chivettes of ChiveFest Denver [theCHIVE]
- Khloe Kardashian can officially add “gun-toting video ho” to her…
As part of Throwback Thursday, the digital equivalent of going over to someone’s house and having them pull out the slide projector, Kourtney Kardashian posted a naked picture from her first pregnancy next to the topless pic of Kris Jenner that she thought would make a wonderful birthday present for Rob, so it really i…