Posts tagged "Swimsuit"

A Moment For Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes' spectacular ass poses for a photo shoot in Miami and isn't a depressing post about violence against women or Chelsea Handler's nipples. You're welcome.
By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015

Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant

By the time you're reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose's b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours.
By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015

Good Morning, Miss Universe Pageant Swimsuit Runway, And Other News

- That's Gwyneth Paltrow's camel toe. And it's not even gilded! [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian's complaining about the fat ass that made her famous again. [Fishwrapper] - The widow of Jennifer Aniston's dead ex is not thrilled with Lady Frippleton. [Dlisted] - There's something called a Blowjob Bib,…
By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015

Good Morning, Laura Cremaschi, And Other News

- THE CUMBERBABY IS OFFICIAL. Ready the Tumblrs! [Lainey Gossip] - Jessica Chastain basically tells Russell Crowe to eat a dick. [Fishwrapper] - John Travolta is Robert Shapiro in that miniseries thing about O.J. Simpson. [Dlisted] - Feminists made priests molest children? That's your excuse? [The Frisky]…
By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015

Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

- How many models did Leonardo DiCaprio bang in St. Barts? Let's speculate. [Lainey Gossip] - Ryan Seacrest will try and bang Taylor Swift now. [Fishwrapper] - GOOP thinks women are too mean to other women. […
By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015

Good Morning, Brina Chantal, And Other News

- Something about Jennifer Aniston and a cock ring if I'm reading this right. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Lawrence will never join Twitter because she hates you, Internet. [Dlisted] - Please stop giving a shit about Eminem lyrics. He doesn't matter anymore. [Fishwrapper] - The Vixen Is Elizabeth Hancock…
By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

- Twas not Gwyneth who bowed to Justin Timberlake, but the other way around... [Lainey Gossip] - You're getting another Pee-wee Herman movie. [Dlisted] - Things That Bounce Thursday: Experience it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE] - Alessandra Ambrosio is naked. [tooFAB] - #GamerGate i…
By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014

Ashlee Simpson’s Sideboob In A Swimsuit, Anyone?

Normally, I start each morning with bikini photos, but today I decided to go with Shia LaBeouf's dick because sometimes I just want to watch the world burn. Anyway, to make up for that here's Ashlee Simpson sunbathing on her honeymoon which were basically free because…
By: The Superficial / September 9, 2014

Kesha Still Shouldn’t Wear Bathing Suits

So remember back in May when Kesha looked sort of decent for a minute? That's all over now. But before I go any further, is it too soon to say these are almost as bad as the Ray Rice video? Because I definitely told Photo Boy to stop saying…
By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014

Good Morning, Natalia Proza, And Other News

- Chris Martin is allowed to hear the words Angelina Jolie? That can't be right. [Lainey Gossip] - Religion is denying you Cersei's boobs. And maybe even mons pubis. This is HBO! [Dlisted] - Wait. Are her breasts flying the plane? They can do that?! [theCHIVE] - John Stamo…
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

What Did Lindsay Lohan F*ck Up Now?

Involving Lindsay Lohan in any professional project is, without fail, the fucking stupidest idea any person could ever have, so here she is posing for a selfie with Tina Fey that was splashed all over the Internet yesterday after Lindsay posted it to Instagram. Which,…
By: The Superficial / August 20, 2014

Good Morning, Maitland Ward, And Other News

- Hopefully Reese Witherspoon didn't have to pronounce any stupid French last names. [Lainey Gossip] - Katy Perry admits she isn't very smart. You fucked John Mayer. We know. [Dlisted] - Meet the Chivettes of ChiveFest Denver [theCHIVE] - Khloe Kardashian can officially add "gun-toting video ho" to her…
By: The Superficial / August 15, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian: ‘Hi, Mom, I Look Better Than You Naked’

As part of Throwback Thursday, the digital equivalent of going over to someone's house and having them pull out the slide projector, Kourtney Kardashian posted a naked picture from her first pregnancy next to the topless pic of Kris Jenner that she thought would make a wonderful…
By: The Superficial / August 8, 2014

Who Ordered The Flapjacks?

At Larry's Blue Star Truck Stop Cafe we pride ourselves on giving customers friendly down home cooking served by familiar faces that feel like kin. Which is why Lulubel here has been serving up hash browns since 1986 when she started working with us at the ripe, young age of 27. She might smoke a…
By: The Superficial / July 31, 2014

Let’s Start With Ashley Sky And Other News

- So obviously pregnant. Who are you fooling?! [Lainey Gossip] - The Royal Baby is walking. All shall perish. [Dlisted] - There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE] - Like Kim Kardashian knows her kid's naptime. Or her name for that matter. [Fishwrapper] - Science can't eve…
By: The Superficial / July 20, 2014

That’s Jessica Johnson To You

Because weird Instagram photos that she actually thinks are sexy is Jessica Simpson's new bag, here she is announcing to the word that she's Jessica Johnson now. Which seems sad at first, until you realize there's no possible way anyone could've explained what a mark is without…
By: The Superficial / July 15, 2014

Jenny McCarthy Has A SiriusXM Show Now

Jenny McCarthy has huge, fake tits that people want to look at while ignoring every single word that comes out of her mouth, so naturally SiriusXM hired her for a radio show. (To the Anthony Cumia fans who said it's run by idiots, you win.)…
By: The Superficial / July 14, 2014

Those Are Ana Braga’s Nipples And Other News

- Taylor Swift wrote an op-ed on the music industry. Oh, good. [Lainey Gossip] - Halle Berry's daughter is already better at relationships than her mother. [Dlisted] - Jennifer Lawrence can be dead sexy. Even in GIFs. [theCHIVE] - Robin Thicke is blaming "Blurred Lines" for ruining his marriage.
By: The Superficial / July 8, 2014

Let’s Talk About Jessica Simpson’s Instagram

Early this morning, Jessica Simpson posted two swimsuit photos of her new skinny body which are way more disturbing than they are sexy because her legs are dying. They're dead. Even worse, they draw your attention to Jessica Simpson's Instagram account which is a terrifying shitshow of…
By: The Superficial / May 27, 2014

Good Morning, Kimberley Garner, And Other News

- Here's how many celebrities show up when Lindsay Lohan's paid to DJ at Cannes. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Lawrence works with the dude who dumped Miley Cyrus. That's all you need to know here. [Dlisted] - Yesterday was Things That Bounce Thursday. Relive it again for the very first time.
By: The Superficial / May 23, 2014
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