Selena Gomez is soaking wet in a swimsuit. You click now.
Jose Canseco’s daughter is hot. Oh, and something about a DUI. It’s not important.
Remember in the Tim Burton ‘Batman’ movie when The Joker did that weird shit to his girlfriend’s face? I don’t know why I just thought of that.
Doutzen Kroes’ spectacular ass poses for a photo shoot in Miami and isn’t a depressing post about violence against women or Chelsea Handler’s nipples. You’re welcome.
By the time you’re reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose’s b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours.
- That’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s camel toe. And it’s not even gilded! [Lainey Gossip]
- Kim Kardashian’s complaining about the fat ass that made her famous again. [Fishwrapper]
– The widow of Jennifer Aniston’s dead ex is not thrilled with Lady Frippleton. [Dlisted]
– There’s something called a Blowjob Bib, and Gwyneth Paltrow selling them for…
- THE CUMBERBABY IS OFFICIAL. Ready the Tumblrs! [Lainey Gossip]
- Jessica Chastain basically tells Russell Crowe to eat a dick. [Fishwrapper]
- John Travolta is Robert Shapiro in that miniseries thing about O.J. Simpson. [Dlisted]
- Feminists made priests molest children? That’s your excuse? [The Frisky]
- Jared Leto wants you to buy hi…
- Something about Jennifer Aniston and a cock ring if I’m reading this right. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jennifer Lawrence will never join Twitter because she hates you, Internet. [Dlisted]
– Please stop giving a shit about Eminem lyrics. He doesn’t matter anymore. [Fishwrapper]
- The Vixen Is Elizabeth Hancock [theCHIVE]
– This dad wins the…
- Twas not Gwyneth who bowed to Justin Timberlake, but the other way around… [Lainey Gossip]
– You’re getting another Pee-wee Herman movie. [Dlisted]
- Things That Bounce Thursday: Experience it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE]
- Alessandra Ambrosio is naked. [tooFAB]
- #GamerGate is going to bring down Viacom now. Good luck…
Normally, I start each morning with bikini photos, but today I decided to go with Shia LaBeouf’s dick because sometimes I just want to watch the world burn. Anyway, to make up for that here’s Ashlee Simpson sunbathing on her honeymoon which were basically free because Jessica Simpson’s not in them. There was a time…
- Chris Martin is allowed to hear the words Angelina Jolie? That can’t be right. [Lainey Gossip]
– Religion is denying you Cersei’s boobs. And maybe even mons pubis. This is HBO! [Dlisted]
– Wait. Are her breasts flying the plane? They can do that?! [theCHIVE]
- John Stamos took a nude selfie. [Fishwrapper]