Posts tagged "Swimsuit"

Selena Gomez Swimsuit Photos, Anyone?

Selena Gomez is soaking wet in a swimsuit. You click now.

By: The Superficial / April 10, 2015

Jose Canseco’s Hot 18-Year-Old Daughter Got A DUI

Jose Canseco's daughter is hot. Oh, and something about a DUI. It's not important.

By: The Superficial / April 1, 2015

Kylie Jenner Looks Healthy, Natural

Remember in the Tim Burton 'Batman' movie when The Joker did that weird shit to his girlfriend's face? I don't know why I just thought of that.

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015

A Moment For Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes' spectacular ass poses for a photo shoot in Miami and isn't a depressing post about violence against women or Chelsea Handler's nipples. You're welcome.

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015

Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant

By the time you're reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose's b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours.

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015

Good Morning, Miss Universe Pageant Swimsuit Runway, And Other News

- That's Gwyneth Paltrow's camel toe. And it's not even gilded! [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian's complaining about the fat ass that made her famous again. [Fishwrapper] - The widow of Jennifer Aniston's dead ex is not thrilled with Lady Frippleton. [Dlisted] - There's something called a Blowjob Bib, and Gwyneth Paltrow selling them for…

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015

Good Morning, Laura Cremaschi, And Other News

- THE CUMBERBABY IS OFFICIAL. Ready the Tumblrs! [Lainey Gossip] - Jessica Chastain basically tells Russell Crowe to eat a dick. [Fishwrapper] - John Travolta is Robert Shapiro in that miniseries thing about O.J. Simpson. [Dlisted] - Feminists made priests molest children? That's your excuse? [The Frisky] - Jared Leto wants you to buy hi…

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015

Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

- How many models did Leonardo DiCaprio bang in St. Barts? Let's speculate. [Lainey Gossip] - Ryan Seacrest will try and bang Taylor Swift now. [Fishwrapper] - GOOP thinks women are too mean to other women. […

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015

Good Morning, Brina Chantal, And Other News

- Something about Jennifer Aniston and a cock ring if I'm reading this right. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Lawrence will never join Twitter because she hates you, Internet. [Dlisted] - Please stop giving a shit about Eminem lyrics. He doesn't matter anymore. [Fishwrapper] - The Vixen Is Elizabeth Hancock [theCHIVE] - This dad wins the…

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

- Twas not Gwyneth who bowed to Justin Timberlake, but the other way around... [Lainey Gossip] - You're getting another Pee-wee Herman movie. [Dlisted] - Things That Bounce Thursday: Experience it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE] - Alessandra Ambrosio is naked. [tooFAB] - #GamerGate is going to bring down Viacom now. Good luck…

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014

Ashlee Simpson’s Sideboob In A Swimsuit, Anyone?

Normally, I start each morning with bikini photos, but today I decided to go with Shia LaBeouf's dick because sometimes I just want to watch the world burn. Anyway, to make up for that here's Ashlee Simpson sunbathing on her honeymoon which were basically free because Jessica Simpson's not in them. There was a time…

By: The Superficial / September 9, 2014

Kesha Still Shouldn’t Wear Bathing Suits

So remember back in May when Kesha looked sort of decent for a minute? That's all over now. But before I go any further, is it too soon to say these are almost as bad as the Ray Rice video? Because I definitely told Photo Boy to stop saying that, but he just looked right…

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014

Good Morning, Natalia Proza, And Other News

- Chris Martin is allowed to hear the words Angelina Jolie? That can't be right. [Lainey Gossip] - Religion is denying you Cersei's boobs. And maybe even mons pubis. This is HBO! [Dlisted] - Wait. Are her breasts flying the plane? They can do that?! [theCHIVE] - John Stamos took a nude selfie. [Fishwrapper] -

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

What Did Lindsay Lohan F*ck Up Now?

Involving Lindsay Lohan in any professional project is, without fail, the fucking stupidest idea any person could ever have, so here she is posing for a selfie with Tina Fey that was splashed all over the Internet yesterday after Lindsay posted it to Instagram. Which, surprise, she wasn't supposed to do because it's already bee…

By: The Superficial / August 20, 2014

Good Morning, Maitland Ward, And Other News

- Hopefully Reese Witherspoon didn't have to pronounce any stupid French last names. [Lainey Gossip] - Katy Perry admits she isn't very smart. You fucked John Mayer. We know. [Dlisted] - Meet the Chivettes of ChiveFest Denver [theCHIVE] - Khloe Kardashian can officially add "gun-toting video ho" to her resume. [Fishwrapper] - Sveva Alviti i…

By: The Superficial / August 15, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian: ‘Hi, Mom, I Look Better Than You Naked’

As part of Throwback Thursday, the digital equivalent of going over to someone's house and having them pull out the slide projector, Kourtney Kardashian posted a naked picture from her first pregnancy next to the topless pic of Kris Jenner that she thought would make a wonderful birthday present for Rob, so it really i…

By: The Superficial / August 8, 2014

Who Ordered The Flapjacks?

At Larry's Blue Star Truck Stop Cafe we pride ourselves on giving customers friendly down home cooking served by familiar faces that feel like kin. Which is why Lulubel here has been serving up hash browns since 1986 when she started working with us at the ripe, young age of 27. She might smoke a…

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2014

Let’s Start With Ashley Sky And Other News

- So obviously pregnant. Who are you fooling?! [Lainey Gossip] - The Royal Baby is walking. All shall perish. [Dlisted] - There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE] - Like Kim Kardashian knows her kid's naptime. Or her name for that matter. [Fishwrapper] - Science can't even prove that women talk more than men, so…

By: The Superficial / July 20, 2014

That’s Jessica Johnson To You

Because weird Instagram photos that she actually thinks are sexy is Jessica Simpson's new bag, here she is announcing to the word that she's Jessica Johnson now. Which seems sad at first, until you realize there's no possible way anyone could've explained what a mark is without her going, "Haha! That's a boy's name." The…

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2014

Jenny McCarthy Has A SiriusXM Show Now

Jenny McCarthy has huge, fake tits that people want to look at while ignoring every single word that comes out of her mouth, so naturally SiriusXM hired her for a radio show. (To the Anthony Cumia fans who said it's run by idiots, you win.) It's almost like they don't realize that talking is a…

By: The Superficial / July 14, 2014
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