Posts tagged "Swimsuit"

Good Morning, Ana Braga Swimsuit Photos, And Other News

The time Esquire called Miles Teller a dick. [Lainey Gossip]

Sean Penn found his next victim. [Dlisted]

Struggling musician Michael Bolton needs your help. [The Frisky]

I forgot all about Sophie Turner’s butt. That is a crime. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links.

The Superficial / August 7, 2015

Nina Dobrev Makes Four Butt Photo Posts In A Row

Nina Dobrev is our fourth butt post in a row. We get paid for this.

Photo Boy / July 28, 2015

I’m Told This Is Kate Upton

Here’s Kate Upton on the set of The Layover. Yup, that Kate Upton.

The Superficial / June 4, 2015

Teresa Palmer’s Boobs Aren’t The Duggars

Teresa Palmer recently had a baby, so here are here engorged breasts in a swimsuit because that’s not at all creepy to say. I won’t be constrained by your Victorian sensibilities. I shan’t!

The Superficial / June 3, 2015

Good Morning, Tatiana Eriksen, And Other News

Mariah Carey needs to recline at all times. [Lainey Gossip]

Kylie Jenner might have a talent. [Fishwrapper]

Bobby Flay’s ex-wife’s bad boob job is ruining his life. [Dlisted]

Red, White & Blue Look Good On You [theCHIVE]

Your morning links.

The Superficial / May 26, 2015

Selena Gomez Swimsuit Photos, Anyone?

Selena Gomez is soaking wet in a swimsuit. You click now.

The Superficial / April 10, 2015

Jose Canseco’s Hot 18-Year-Old Daughter Got A DUI

Jose Canseco’s daughter is hot. Oh, and something about a DUI. It’s not important.

The Superficial / April 1, 2015

Kylie Jenner Looks Healthy, Natural

Remember in the Tim Burton ‘Batman’ movie when The Joker did that weird shit to his girlfriend’s face? I don’t know why I just thought of that.

The Superficial / March 24, 2015

A Moment For Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes’ spectacular ass poses for a photo shoot in Miami and isn’t a depressing post about violence against women or Chelsea Handler’s nipples. You’re welcome.

The Superficial / February 13, 2015

Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant

By the time you’re reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose’s b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours.

The Superficial / January 19, 2015

Good Morning, Miss Universe Pageant Swimsuit Runway, And Other News

- That’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s camel toe. And it’s not even gilded! [Lainey Gossip]
- Kim Kardashian’s complaining about the fat ass that made her famous again. [Fishwrapper]
– The widow of Jennifer Aniston’s dead ex is not thrilled with Lady Frippleton. [Dlisted]
– There’s something called a Blowjob Bib, and Gwyneth Paltrow selling them for…

The Superficial / January 16, 2015

Good Morning, Laura Cremaschi, And Other News

- THE CUMBERBABY IS OFFICIAL. Ready the Tumblrs! [Lainey Gossip]
- Jessica Chastain basically tells Russell Crowe to eat a dick. [Fishwrapper]
- John Travolta is Robert Shapiro in that miniseries thing about O.J. Simpson. [Dlisted]
- Feminists made priests molest children? That’s your excuse? [The Frisky]
- Jared Leto wants you to buy hi…

The Superficial / January 8, 2015

Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

- How many models did Leonardo DiCaprio bang in St. Barts? Let’s speculate. [Lainey Gossip]
- Ryan Seacrest will try and bang Taylor Swift now. [Fishwrapper]
- GOOP thinks women are too mean to other women. […

The Superficial / January 2, 2015

Good Morning, Brina Chantal, And Other News

- Something about Jennifer Aniston and a cock ring if I’m reading this right. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jennifer Lawrence will never join Twitter because she hates you, Internet. [Dlisted]
– Please stop giving a shit about Eminem lyrics. He doesn’t matter anymore. [Fishwrapper]
- The Vixen Is Elizabeth Hancock [theCHIVE]
– This dad wins the…

The Superficial / November 12, 2014

Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

- Twas not Gwyneth who bowed to Justin Timberlake, but the other way around… [Lainey Gossip]
– You’re getting another Pee-wee Herman movie. [Dlisted]
- Things That Bounce Thursday: Experience it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE]
- Alessandra Ambrosio is naked. [tooFAB]
- #GamerGate is going to bring down Viacom now. Good luck…

The Superficial / October 31, 2014

Ashlee Simpson’s Sideboob In A Swimsuit, Anyone?

Normally, I start each morning with bikini photos, but today I decided to go with Shia LaBeouf’s dick because sometimes I just want to watch the world burn. Anyway, to make up for that here’s Ashlee Simpson sunbathing on her honeymoon which were basically free because Jessica Simpson’s not in them. There was a time…

The Superficial / September 9, 2014

Kesha Still Shouldn’t Wear Bathing Suits

So remember back in May when Kesha looked sort of decent for a minute? That’s all over now. But before I go any further, is it too soon to say these are almost as bad as the Ray Rice video? Because I definitely told Photo Boy to stop saying that, but he just looked right…

The Superficial / September 8, 2014
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