Posts tagged "Super Bowl"

Hide Your Ovaries: Chris Pratt & Evans Visited Another Children’s Hospital

Chris Pratt and Chris Evans visited Seattle Children’s Hospital while Thor hosted ‘Saturday Night Live’ because Marvel owns everything now. Your mortgage means nothing.

The Superficial | March 9, 2015 - 10:23 am

God Spoke To Katy Perry During Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

Apparently God speaks to Katy Perry through magical headsets. Yup.

The Superficial | February 9, 2015 - 11:01 am

Chris Pratt & Chris Evans Visit Children’s Hospital, Make Good On Super Bowl Bet

As part of their Super Bowl bet, both Chris Pratt and Chris Evans visited Christopher Haven’s children’s hospital in Boston today which was an awesome thing to do.

The Superficial | February 6, 2015 - 1:43 pm

Kanye West Is A Dour Little Bitch

Are you having a good time at the Super Bowl? Well, Kanye West isn’t because motherfuckers in castles never smiled. FUCK YOU!

The Superficial | February 2, 2015 - 2:41 pm

It’s Katy Perry’s Breasts: The Super Bowl Halftime Show

There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl. They were.

The Superficial | February 2, 2015 - 12:00 pm

So Jamie Casino’s Super Bowl Ad Is About Political Bullying? Okay…

Last year, Savannah, Ga. attorney Jamie Casino’s Super Bowl commercial was a viral sensation. This year? Probably not so much.

The Superficial | February 2, 2015 - 11:10 am

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don’t need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!

The Superficial | February 2, 2015 - 10:21 am

Everybody Shut Up, Jamie Casino Has A New Super Bowl Commercial

Jamie Casino is back with a brand new Super Bowl commercial that will beat the fucking shit out of bullying with a sledgehammer. THAT’S ON FIRE.

The Superficial | January 30, 2015 - 1:13 pm

Katy Perry’s Breasts Must Be Contained To Protect Football

Judging by her Pepsi Halftime Show press conference, I wouldn’t bet on seeing Katy Perry’s breasts during the Super Bowl because football is a holy temple that must be protected.

The Superficial | January 30, 2015 - 10:57 am

Tells Us About Your Balls, Tom Brady, Tells Us Everything About Them

While addressing Deflategate, Tom Brady explains the process of his balls and how he has no idea how his balls got deflated because he’s very protective of his balls and only like his balls a certain way.

The Superficial | January 23, 2015 - 1:35 pm

Lindsay Lohan’s Doing A Super Bowl Commercial

Lindsay Lohan once hit a baby while behind the wheel, so who better to be the face of car insurance than a prominent drug addict who’s been arrested for DUI twice and one time with a hostage? Just don’t ask her about full tort. She’ll think you’re talking about something else, and it’s way too…

The Superficial | January 19, 2015 - 9:00 am

This Truly Is The Greatest Super Bowl Commercial Ever Made

When I kept seeing headlines for “The Greatest Super Bowl Commercial Ever Made,” I wrote it off as probably some bullshit with kittens or marching bands or whatever the Internet’s going crazy for these days. (Neil Gaiman reading Dr. Seuss? Why not?) Except thanks to a bunch of you not shutting up about it, I…

The Superficial | February 3, 2014 - 2:10 pm

Here Are All The Trailers From The Super Bowl

For those of you emerging from a coma and/or living in a country where football is actually played with your feet, Super Bowl XLVIII was last night. And while it may have started as a fierce athletic competition between two championship teams, that all ended not even 12 seconds into the game when the Seattle

The Superficial | February 3, 2014 - 8:50 am

BEST OF 2013: Beyonce Tried To Edit The Internet

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!
During her…

The Superficial | December 26, 2013 - 8:05 am

Tim Tebow Plays For The Patriots

Tom Brady’s going to need a bigger water slide. Via Deadspin:
New England is probably the perfect landing spot for Tebow, ESPN proximity notwithstanding. He won’t start a quarterback controversy. The Patriots are good enough, and the fans trust Bill Belichick enough, that no one will be calling for him to play 30 snaps a…

The Superficial | June 11, 2013 - 9:55 am

Beyonce’s Publicist Tried To Edit The Internet, It Didn’t Work

Like every entertainment site on the Internet, Buzzfeed posted pics from Beyonce’s Super Bowl halftime show which obviously included shots were she’s making weird faces because that’s what happens when you’re dancing your goddamn ass off. A fact that apparently escaped Beyonce’s publicist who you’d just assume would be used to seeing her client look…

The Superficial | February 6, 2013 - 12:31 pm

The Kat Dennings’ Cleavage Is A Stripper Super Bowl Commercial That I Missed

As a blogger of celebrity breasts, it’s my job to make sure I bring you the very best in famous mammaries, and sometimes in that pursuit, boobs fall through the crack. In this case, Kat Dennings’s which are huge and awesome, so there’s absolutely no excuse but I have been taking a lot of klonopin…

The Superficial | February 5, 2013 - 2:35 pm

Didn’t Watch The Game? Here Are All The Trailers

We’ve reached peak black microphone.
If you’re like me, you abstain from all religions including ones tied with the Catholic Church for Most Rapes, so for your work-neglecting pleasure, here are the trailers for Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, The Lone Ranger, Oz: The Great And Powerful and Fast & Furious 6 that…

The Superficial | February 4, 2013 - 10:05 am

BREAKING: Bar Refaeli’s Still Crazy Hot

Here’s Bar Refaeli in the latest campaign for Passionata lingerie because if there’s one thing men don’t have enough going into sex, it’s unrealistic expectations of how things are about to go down.
“Oh, man, she’s going to look so awesome and we’re going to rock this ALL NIGHT.”
One minute 15 seconds later

The Superficial | February 1, 2013 - 12:27 pm

Madonna Throws M.I.A. Under The Bus

“With incredible speed the sorceress queen suddenly mounted the arms of her dark throne and with a mighty shriek, the sun no longer shown upon the Earth for a fortnight. Crops wilted, children wailed and most terrifying of all, her arid crevasse demanded pleasure from our strongest, most strapping young boys. Their discarded carcasses a

The Superficial | February 10, 2012 - 1:05 pm
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