Beyoncé isn’t getting cops killed, you goddamn idiots.
The fanciest Beyonce Super Bowl post you’ll read all day.
Chris Pratt and Chris Evans visited Seattle Children’s Hospital while Thor hosted ‘Saturday Night Live’ because Marvel owns everything now. Your mortgage means nothing.
Apparently God speaks to Katy Perry through magical headsets. Yup.
As part of their Super Bowl bet, both Chris Pratt and Chris Evans visited Christopher Haven’s children’s hospital in Boston today which was an awesome thing to do.
Are you having a good time at the Super Bowl? Well, Kanye West isn’t because motherfuckers in castles never smiled. FUCK YOU!
There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl. They were.
Last year, Savannah, Ga. attorney Jamie Casino’s Super Bowl commercial was a viral sensation. This year? Probably not so much.
Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don’t need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!
Jamie Casino is back with a brand new Super Bowl commercial that will beat the fucking shit out of bullying with a sledgehammer. THAT’S ON FIRE.
Judging by her Pepsi Halftime Show press conference, I wouldn’t bet on seeing Katy Perry’s breasts during the Super Bowl because football is a holy temple that must be protected.
While addressing Deflategate, Tom Brady explains the process of his balls and how he has no idea how his balls got deflated because he’s very protective of his balls and only like his balls a certain way.
When I kept seeing headlines for “The Greatest Super Bowl Commercial Ever Made,” I wrote it off as probably some bullshit with kittens or marching bands or whatever the Internet’s going crazy for these days. (Neil Gaiman reading Dr. Seuss? Why not?) Except thanks to a bunch of you not shutting up about it, I…
For those of you emerging from a coma and/or living in a country where football is actually played with your feet, Super Bowl XLVIII was last night. And while it may have started as a fierce athletic competition between two championship teams, that all ended not even 12 seconds into the game when the Seattle…
Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!
New England is probably the perfect landing spot for Tebow, ESPN proximity notwithstanding. He won’t start a quarterback controversy. The Patriots are good enough, and the fans trust Bill Belichick enough, that no one will be calling for him to play 30…