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Here’s More Awesome Shit About Prince

When Super Bowl producers told Prince it’d be raining during his halftime show, he only had one request: “Can you make it rain harder?”

Mike Redmond | April 22, 2016 - 1:39 pm

On Beyonce, Black Lives Matter, And Pussy Cops Who Are Afraid of Her

Beyoncé isn’t getting cops killed, you goddamn idiots.

Mike Redmond | February 22, 2016 - 12:01 pm

Hmm, If Only Gwyneth Paltrow Could Make The Super Bowl About Her…

Gwyneth Paltrow has unrestricted access to the Blue Ivy. Turn your gaze upon her at once!

Mike Redmond | February 8, 2016 - 1:11 pm

Beyoncé Looking Like She Pooped Is Something You Just Clicked On

The fanciest Beyonce Super Bowl post you’ll read all day.

Mike Redmond | February 8, 2016 - 11:36 am

Here Are All The Trailers From The Boring Ass Super Bowl

There were a bunch of trailers during the Super Bowl last night, and all for the eight people who still don’t know how to find YouTube videos.

Mike Redmond | February 8, 2016 - 9:54 am

Hide Your Ovaries: Chris Pratt & Evans Visited Another Children’s Hospital

Chris Pratt and Chris Evans visited Seattle Children’s Hospital while Thor hosted ‘Saturday Night Live’ because Marvel owns everything now. Your mortgage means nothing.

Mike Redmond | March 9, 2015 - 10:23 am

God Spoke To Katy Perry During Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

Apparently God speaks to Katy Perry through magical headsets. Yup.

Mike Redmond | February 9, 2015 - 11:01 am

Chris Pratt & Chris Evans Visit Children’s Hospital, Make Good On Super Bowl Bet

As part of their Super Bowl bet, both Chris Pratt and Chris Evans visited Christopher Haven’s children’s hospital in Boston today which was an awesome thing to do.

Mike Redmond | February 6, 2015 - 1:43 pm

Kanye West Is A Dour Little Bitch

Are you having a good time at the Super Bowl? Well, Kanye West isn’t because motherfuckers in castles never smiled. FUCK YOU!

Mike Redmond | February 2, 2015 - 2:41 pm

It’s Katy Perry’s Breasts: The Super Bowl Halftime Show

There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl. They were.

Mike Redmond | February 2, 2015 - 12:00 pm

So Jamie Casino’s Super Bowl Ad Is About Political Bullying? Okay…

Last year, Savannah, Ga. attorney Jamie Casino’s Super Bowl commercial was a viral sensation. This year? Probably not so much.

Mike Redmond | February 2, 2015 - 11:10 am

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don’t need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!

Mike Redmond | February 2, 2015 - 10:21 am

Everybody Shut Up, Jamie Casino Has A New Super Bowl Commercial

Jamie Casino is back with a brand new Super Bowl commercial that will beat the fucking shit out of bullying with a sledgehammer. THAT’S ON FIRE.

Mike Redmond | January 30, 2015 - 1:13 pm

Katy Perry’s Breasts Must Be Contained To Protect Football

Judging by her Pepsi Halftime Show press conference, I wouldn’t bet on seeing Katy Perry’s breasts during the Super Bowl because football is a holy temple that must be protected.

Mike Redmond | January 30, 2015 - 10:57 am

Tells Us About Your Balls, Tom Brady, Tells Us Everything About Them

While addressing Deflategate, Tom Brady explains the process of his balls and how he has no idea how his balls got deflated because he’s very protective of his balls and only like his balls a certain way.

Mike Redmond | January 23, 2015 - 1:35 pm

Lindsay Lohan’s Doing A Super Bowl Commercial

Lindsay Lohan once hit a baby while behind the wheel, so who better to be the face of car insurance than a prominent drug addict who’s been arrested for DUI twice and one time with a hostage? Just don’t ask her about full tort. She’ll think you’re talking about something else, and it’s way too…

Mike Redmond | January 19, 2015 - 9:00 am

This Truly Is The Greatest Super Bowl Commercial Ever Made

When I kept seeing headlines for “The Greatest Super Bowl Commercial Ever Made,” I wrote it off as probably some bullshit with kittens or marching bands or whatever the Internet’s going crazy for these days. (Neil Gaiman reading Dr. Seuss? Why not?) Except thanks to a bunch of you not shutting up about it, I…

Mike Redmond | February 3, 2014 - 2:10 pm

Here Are All The Trailers From The Super Bowl

For those of you emerging from a coma and/or living in a country where football is actually played with your feet, Super Bowl XLVIII was last night. And while it may have started as a fierce athletic competition between two championship teams, that all ended not even 12 seconds into the game when the Seattle

Mike Redmond | February 3, 2014 - 8:50 am

BEST OF 2013: Beyonce Tried To Edit The Internet

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!

FEBRUARY

Mike Redmond | December 26, 2013 - 8:05 am

Tim Tebow Plays For The Patriots

Tom Brady’s going to need a bigger water slide. Via Deadspin:

New England is probably the perfect landing spot for Tebow, ESPN proximity notwithstanding. He won’t start a quarterback controversy. The Patriots are good enough, and the fans trust Bill Belichick enough, that no one will be calling for him to play 30…

Mike Redmond | June 11, 2013 - 9:55 am
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