Posts tagged "Suicide"

Rush Limbaugh: Robin Williams Committed Suicide Because Liberals Are Weak

Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict whose dick doesn’t work, so when it comes to finding a pillar of moral virility and strength in this time of limp-wristed liberals hanging themselves from “depression” – Quotation markets dedicated to Matt Walsh, pedantic felcher. – look no further than radio’s own masculine Boss Hog and resident psychiatrist.

The Superficial / August 12, 2014

Robin Williams Committed Suicide (1951 – 2014)

Legendary actor/comedian Robin Williams was just found dead in his home where he reportedly committed suicide. He was 63. TMZ reports:
According to the Marin County Sheriff’s Office … authorities found William’s body inside his home. They say he was found unresponsive.
He was unconscious and not breathing and the coroner suspects suicide due to

The Superficial / August 11, 2014

Katie Cleary’s Husband Shot Himself After Seeing Photos of Her With Leonardo DiCaprio

In a turn of events that surprisingly hasn’t happened sooner, Andrew Stern, the husband of Deal or No Deal model Katie Cleary, shot himself on Sunday following weeks of seeing photos of wife partying in Cannes with Leonardo DiCaprio and Adrian Grenier. According to her, they were already in the process of getting divorced and…

The Superficial / June 25, 2014

UPDATE: Kurt Cobain’s Suicide Just Got Reopened

After recently developing 35 mm film that was forgotten for almost 20 years in an evidence locker, Seattle police have reopened the investigation into Kurt Cobain’s death, according to KIRO. Except let me save everybody a whole bunch of time and energy: It was Courtney Love. Courtney Love did it. Why do you think she&#8217…

The Superficial / March 20, 2014

Mick Jagger’s Girlfriend Hung Herself

According to TMZ, Mick Jagger’s longtime girlfriend fashion designer L’Wren Scott was found hanging inside her apartment today. Even more surprising, police don’t suspect foul play despite the fact The Joker’s killed Mick Jagger’s girlfriend before. Remember when he stole Jerry Hall from Jack Palance and was all like, “Okay, so you’re an art thing,…

The Superficial / March 17, 2014

Paris Jackson Attempted Suicide

So this happened. ET Online reports:
Debbie Rowe has confirmed exclusively to Entertainment Tonight that Paris Jackson tried to commit suicide and is currently in a Los Angeles hospital.
She was rushed to the hospital with cuts on her wrist in the early morning hours. Rowe tells ET that Jackson has had “a lot going…

The Superficial / June 5, 2013

Receptionist Who Fell For Royal Family/Kate Middleton Radio Show Prank Found Dead

Sorry for posting twice about the royal family – Please accept these Kate Middleton bikini photos as a token of my apologies. – but right as I hit “Publish” on the potential royal twins, the receptionist who fell for the radio show prank where two DJs pretended to be the royal family was just found…

The Superficial / December 7, 2012

Tony Scott Didn’t Have Brain Cancer. Interesting.

So remember earlier today when everyone was all like, “Dude, Tony Scott totally had brain cancer and that’s why he jumped off a bridge.” About that. TMZ reports:
TMZ has learned … Scott’s wife told investigators the rumor that Tony had inoperable brain cancer is “absolutely false.”
Although the autopsy results have been deferred pending…

The Superficial / August 20, 2012

Tony Scott Had Inoperable Brain Cancer. Yeesh.

If you’re wondering why Tony Scott jumped off a bridge yesterday, or at least were before you read the headline, ABC News is reporting the director had inoperable brain cancer so it was The Hunger Games! which suggests he decided to go out on his own terms which, in all seriousness, is badass in my…

The Superficial / August 20, 2012

So Tony Scott Jumped Off A Bridge (1944 – 2012)

“Tom, Tom. We want this volleyball scene to be gay, but not too gay. Quit licking Val.”
Director Tony Scott (Top Gun, Crimson Tide, True Romance, other awesome movies) jumped off the Vincent Thomas Bridge in San Pedro yesterday after reportedly leaving behind a suicide note in his office, according to The LA Times:

The Superficial / August 20, 2012

‘Real Housewives’ Taylor Armstrong’s Husband Killed Himself

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong filed for divorce from her husband Russell Armstrong last month which was quickly followed by reports from the cast and crew that he beat her. Well, look who’s laughing now, suckers! TMZ reports:
Our sources say Armstrong hanged himself. He was found hanging in his bedroom o…

The Superficial / August 16, 2011

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Attempted Suicide

“I was merely attempting palaver with the dead. Leave me to my dark arts!”
Tudors star Jonathan Rhys Meyers apparently attempted suicide Tuesday night, according to The Sun:
Paramedics answering a 999 call found him slumped on the floor. But they had to call police after he refused treatment at the scene for more tha…

The Superficial / June 30, 2011

Teen Mom Amber Attempted Suicide

“Ha! Isn’t my life wonderful? Fat man who knocked me up, put these Walmart bags in the Grand Am, won’t you?”
Because shoving pregnant teenage mothers from dysfunctional backgrounds into the limelight is always a great idea with absolutely zero potential for horrific backfire, Teen Mom star Amber Portwood allegedly attempted suicide this morning, according…

The Superficial / June 14, 2011

And here’s Kirk Cameron again.

Because Jesus wouldn’t waste free publicity, Kirk Cameron issued People the following statement regarding the suicide of his Growing Pains co-star Andrew Koenig:
“It is with great sorrow to hear about the final outcome of the search for my old friend Andrew. I hope everyone will be sensitive to the Koenigs and give the family…

The Superficial / February 26, 2010

Boner’s body found. [Insert lost erection joke here.]

Andrew Koenig body has reportedly been found in Stanley Park Vancouver, according to TMZ. His parents are expected to attend a press conference at 5 PM PST.
In light of all this, I hope you’ve learned a lesson about naming your sitcom characters after engorged penises which haunt them for the rest of their lives,…

The Superficial / February 25, 2010

Alec Baldwin will f-cking kill you

While leaving Lenox Hill Hospital in New York after being checked out for a suicide attempt, Alec Baldwin snapped and attacked a photographer because he believed Kim Basinger sent him. NY Daily News reports:
“This guy! This guy!” the actor yelled as he burst out of a lobby and grabbed New York Post photographer Tim…

The Superficial / February 12, 2010

Alec Baldwin is a great dad

So remember when Alec Baldwin left that insane voicemail for Kim Basinger where he called their daughter Ireland a “thoughtless little pig?” He just tried to kill himself in front of her last night. Ha ha! Dads. Us Magazine reports:
Early Thursday morning, NYC’s WNBC News reported that Baldwin, 51, was taken to Lenox Hill…

The Superficial / February 11, 2010

Artie Lange stabbed himself 9 times in suicide attempt

Comedian Artie Lange was hospitalized over the weekend and his reps have now confirmed it was a suicide attempt involving several stab wounds. Page Six reports:
Lange’s frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six “hesitation wounds” and three…

The Superficial / January 7, 2010

Ryan Jenkins blames Jasmine Fiore in suicide note

Police have found a suicide note on Ryan Jenkin’s hard drive that gives a pretty fucked up look into what he was thinking while on the run for murdering his wife Jasmine Fiore (above). People reports:
In the letter, the Megan Wants a Millionaire star blames Fiore for his predicament, saying she was beautiful, he…

The Superficial / October 6, 2009

Ryan Jenkins found dead in motel

By hanging himself in a motel room in Canada, VH1 reality star Ryan Alexander Jenkins has basically confessed to killing and mutilating his wife Jasmine Fiore. The AP reports:
Canadian police say fugitive murder suspect Ryan Jenkins has been found dead of an apparent suicide in a motel in British Columbia. Sgt. Duncan Pound of…

The Superficial / August 23, 2009
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