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Jim Carrey’s Girlfriend Used Scientology To Treat Depression. Yeah…

Jim Carrey’s girlfriend was in the middle of a batshit Scientology class when she committed suicide. Goddamnit.

Carmen Ribecca | September 30, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Anti-Vaxxers Already Saying Big Pharma Killed Jim Carrey’s Girlfriend

Jim Carrey is too important to the cause. Let’s kill some chick he dumped!” – What anti-vaxxers actually believe

Mike Redmond | September 30, 2015 - 9:00 am

Jim Carrey’s Girlfriend Committed Suicide

So Jim Carrey’s girlfriend committed suicide because he broke up with her last week. Yeah…

Mike Redmond | September 29, 2015 - 11:23 am

Rush Limbaugh: Robin Williams Committed Suicide Because Liberals Are Weak

Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict whose dick doesn’t work, so when it comes to finding a pillar of moral virility and strength in this time of limp-wristed liberals hanging themselves from “depression” – Quotation markets dedicated to Matt Walsh, pedantic felcher. – look no further than radio’s own masculine Boss Hog and resident psychiatrist.

Mike Redmond | August 12, 2014 - 11:13 pm

Robin Williams Committed Suicide (1951 – 2014)

Legendary actor/comedian Robin Williams was just found dead in his home where he reportedly committed suicide. He was 63. TMZ reports:

According to the Marin County Sheriff’s Office … authorities found William’s body inside his home. They say he was found unresponsive.
He was unconscious and not breathing and the coroner suspects…

Mike Redmond | August 11, 2014 - 7:38 pm

Katie Cleary’s Husband Shot Himself After Seeing Photos of Her With Leonardo DiCaprio

In a turn of events that surprisingly hasn’t happened sooner, Andrew Stern, the husband of Deal or No Deal model Katie Cleary, shot himself on Sunday following weeks of seeing photos of wife partying in Cannes with Leonardo DiCaprio and Adrian Grenier. According to her, they were already in the process of getting divorced and…

Mike Redmond | June 25, 2014 - 11:24 am

UPDATE: Kurt Cobain’s Suicide Just Got Reopened

After recently developing 35 mm film that was forgotten for almost 20 years in an evidence locker, Seattle police have reopened the investigation into Kurt Cobain’s death, according to KIRO. Except let me save everybody a whole bunch of time and energy: It was Courtney Love. Courtney Love did it. Why do you think she’s…

Mike Redmond | March 20, 2014 - 2:23 pm

Mick Jagger’s Girlfriend Hung Herself

According to TMZ, Mick Jagger’s longtime girlfriend fashion designer L’Wren Scott was found hanging inside her apartment today. Even more surprising, police don’t suspect foul play despite the fact The Joker’s killed Mick Jagger’s girlfriend before. Remember when he stole Jerry Hall from Jack Palance and was all like, “Okay, so you’re an art thing,…

Mike Redmond | March 17, 2014 - 1:55 pm

Paris Jackson Attempted Suicide

So this happened. ET Online reports:

Debbie Rowe has confirmed exclusively to Entertainment Tonight that Paris Jackson tried to commit suicide and is currently in a Los Angeles hospital.
She was rushed to the hospital with cuts on her wrist in the early morning hours. Rowe tells ET that Jackson has had…

Mike Redmond | June 5, 2013 - 1:07 pm

Receptionist Who Fell For Royal Family/Kate Middleton Radio Show Prank Found Dead

Sorry for posting twice about the royal family – Please accept these Kate Middleton bikini photos as a token of my apologies. – but right as I hit “Publish” on the potential royal twins, the receptionist who fell for the radio show prank where two DJs pretended to be the royal family was just found…

Mike Redmond | December 7, 2012 - 11:17 am

Tony Scott Didn’t Have Brain Cancer. Interesting.

So remember earlier today when everyone was all like, “Dude, Tony Scott totally had brain cancer and that’s why he jumped off a bridge.” About that. TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned … Scott’s wife told investigators the rumor that Tony had inoperable brain cancer is “absolutely false.”
Although the autopsy results have…

Mike Redmond | August 20, 2012 - 8:32 pm

Tony Scott Had Inoperable Brain Cancer. Yeesh.

If you’re wondering why Tony Scott jumped off a bridge yesterday, or at least were before you read the headline, ABC News is reporting the director had inoperable brain cancer so it was The Hunger Games! which suggests he decided to go out on his own terms which, in all seriousness, is badass in my…

Mike Redmond | August 20, 2012 - 1:12 pm

So Tony Scott Jumped Off A Bridge (1944 – 2012)

“Tom, Tom. We want this volleyball scene to be gay, but not too gay. Quit licking Val.”

Director Tony Scott (Top Gun, Crimson Tide, True Romance, other awesome movies) jumped off the Vincent Thomas Bridge in San Pedro yesterday after reportedly leaving behind a suicide note in his office, according to The LA

Mike Redmond | August 20, 2012 - 8:57 am

‘Real Housewives’ Taylor Armstrong’s Husband Killed Himself

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong filed for divorce from her husband Russell Armstrong last month which was quickly followed by reports from the cast and crew that he beat her. Well, look who’s laughing now, suckers! TMZ reports:

Our sources say Armstrong hanged himself. He was found hanging in his…

Mike Redmond | August 16, 2011 - 11:56 am

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Attempted Suicide

“I was merely attempting palaver with the dead. Leave me to my dark arts!”

Tudors star Jonathan Rhys Meyers apparently attempted suicide Tuesday night, according to The Sun:

Paramedics answering a 999 call found him slumped on the floor. But they had to call police after he refused treatment at the…

Mike Redmond | June 30, 2011 - 10:55 am

Teen Mom Amber Attempted Suicide

“Ha! Isn’t my life wonderful? Fat man who knocked me up, put these Walmart bags in the Grand Am, won’t you?”

Because shoving pregnant teenage mothers from dysfunctional backgrounds into the limelight is always a great idea with absolutely zero potential for horrific backfire, Teen Mom star Amber Portwood allegedly attempted suicide this…

Mike Redmond | June 14, 2011 - 3:00 pm

And here’s Kirk Cameron again.

Because Jesus wouldn’t waste free publicity, Kirk Cameron issued People the following statement regarding the suicide of his Growing Pains co-star Andrew Koenig:

“It is with great sorrow to hear about the final outcome of the search for my old friend Andrew. I hope everyone will be sensitive to the Koenigs and give…

Mike Redmond | February 26, 2010 - 12:45 pm

Boner’s body found. [Insert lost erection joke here.]

Andrew Koenig body has reportedly been found in Stanley Park Vancouver, according to TMZ. His parents are expected to attend a press conference at 5 PM PST.

In light of all this, I hope you’ve learned a lesson about naming your sitcom characters after engorged penises which haunt them for the rest…

Mike Redmond | February 25, 2010 - 7:10 pm

Alec Baldwin will f-cking kill you

While leaving Lenox Hill Hospital in New York after being checked out for a suicide attempt, Alec Baldwin snapped and attacked a photographer because he believed Kim Basinger sent him. NY Daily News reports:

“This guy! This guy!” the actor yelled as he burst out of a lobby and grabbed New York Post…

Mike Redmond | February 12, 2010 - 10:35 am
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