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We’ve Reached Peak Chris Brown

Chris Brown has officially lost his shit. More »

So Suge Knight Probably Escaped

While preparing to appear in court for murder charges, Suge Knight reportedly suffered a panic attack and had to be rushed to the hospital. Well played? More »

So Suge Knight Killed A Guy

Suge Knight is currently under arrest for murder after backing over his friend with a truck and leaving him for dead while fleeing the scene. More »

Suge Knight Got Shot 6 Times At Chris Brown’s Pre-VMAs Party

The VMAs haven’t even started yet, but already Iggy Azalea fell of a stage and one of Nicki Minaj’s backup dancers got bit by a boa constrictor which both are offensively inconsequential now in light of Suge Knight getting shot six fucking times at Chris Brown’s pre-VMAs party. TMZ reports:

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Michael Lohan Wants You To Think He Has Suge Knight On Speed Dial

“Alright, shirt, it’s only a matter of time until I find your vagina and kick it. Now where’s the trigger? WHERE IS IT?!”

Despite the fact everyone knows the Lindsay Lohan jewel theft fiasco ended because she blew the victim so hard his mind melted, her dad is trying to tell people it’s… More »

And Lindsay Lohan Just Blamed Suge Knight’s Son For Stealing That Jewelry

Oh, good, she’s a step ahead of me.

Now that Lindsay Lohan is officially a suspect in the theft of $100,000 worth of jewelry and watches stolen from a house party last week, she’s switched tactics from claiming the media is lying about her to “The black guy did it!” TMZ reports:
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Kevin Federline has a new lady

Kevin Federline took his Britney-replacement beach volleyball player Victoria Prince to Tao in Vegas last night, and if that’s not the face of a man who just impregnated a woman, I don’t know what is. (Read: I’m sterile. Ladies?)

NOTE: Also included Suge Knight scoping out K-Fed’s ass, and loving what he sees, because… More »

Suge Knight needs to lay off the earring lawsuits (Or not. Please don’t kill me.)

A recently bankrupt Suge Knight is apparently trying to sue anyone he can by claiming they caused him to lose his insanely expensive earrings. Of course, the thought that maybe he’s in bankruptcy court because his earwear cost more than a small house is completely lost on him. TMZ reports and, if I’m… More »

Suge Knight arrested for assaulting girlfriend with a knife

Suge Knight was arrested yesterday morning after police caught him beating his girlfriend in a parking lot. Suge was holding a knife at the time and was also in possession of Ecstasy and hydrocodone when officers arrived. The AP reports:

“A citizen sees the beating in a parking lot, police get there… More »