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Hey, Guys? I Found What Killed Jesus

Honey Boo Boo made a music video. Let the cleansing fire BEGIN. More »


Mama June’s Trying To Get Honey Boo Boo Back On TV Already

Mama June and the Honey Boo Boo clan are meeting with television producers for a new show because Americans will watch anything. Literally anything. I once saw a show about cakes. Just cakes. More »


Mama June Won’t Make A Sex Tape, We’re Saved!

Choc-oh-late? Butter? Sgetti? Baby Ruth?

Yesterday, we learned that Mama June was offered $1 million to make a sex tape because Steve Hirsch is the goddamn devil and now is the hour of his unholy reckoning. Except Mama June is a good, Christian woman and has declined his request, so if anyone needs… More »


Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape

“Y’all wanna watch us do it Jon Gosselin-syle?”

When we last left Mama June — you know what? This shit’s fucked up by itself. I’m not dredging that all up again. Roll the TMZ quote:

Mama June may have bugs in her feet, but she’s still sexy enough to pull a… More »


Honey Boo Boo Slept In The Same Bed As The Child Molester ‘Allegedly’

“All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.”

A few days ago, there was a tiny glimmer of light shining out of the Honey Boo Boo crock pot of shit when TLC announced it will not pay Mama June Shannon in full for the unaired episodes it couldn’t run thanks to her decision to… More »


TLC Will Pay Kids In Full For ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Episodes, Not Mama June

“Who wants sketti, y’all?”

Exactly everything coming out of the Mama June Shannon dating the man who molested her daughter situation has been God-fucking-awful, so it’s refreshing to finally see some good news even if it doesn’t involve the words a Southern sheriff saying “Boy, fetch me mah elephant gun.” There’s still time. More »


Mama June: ‘The Truth Will Come Out On My Side’

Mama June Shannon gave an exclusive interview to E! News yesterday to let everyone know that the protection of her kids is her “number one priority” which she’ll now demonstrate by giving indirect answers about whether she’s dating a child molester who raped one daughter in front of another one. She honestly should’ve been a… More »


Mama June Under Investigation By Child Services

“Pah. Manga wonjee kohkpa, oong Jedi. Chool kanya wee shaja mee-choo.”

After word, and undeniable photo evidence, got out that Mama June Shannon was letting convicted child molester Mark McDaniel near Honey Boo Boo even though he molested one daughter, most people wondered when the fuck child services is going to get involved. More »


Mama June Let Her Pedophile Boyfriend Near Honey Boo Boo

So here’s all the awfulness that’s spewed out of the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo pedophile shitfest over the weekend which unsurprisingly does get worse than finding out June Shannon’s convicted child molester boyfriend Mark McDaniel forced her own daughter to perform oral sex on him when she was eight. And if this seems like… More »


SUGAR BEAR DONE CHEATED ON MAMA JUNE!

UPDATE: Turns out this story was a bullshit cover for Mama June to get back together with her pedophile ex-boyfriend who molested her daughter. Yup.

Somebody is having sex with the man in this photograph besides the giant woman next to him. That’s literally what you’re about to read because our reality is… More »