- Hopper Penn is sorry (because he got caught) that he called a paparazzo a nigger. [Lainey Gossip]
- Freddy Mercury once dressed Princess Di up like a man to sneak her into a gay club. [Dlisted]
- The Superhero Media Crossover Project just made my penis unliftable like Thor’s hammer. — Okay, that scared…
Seen here with girlfriend Suelyn Medeiros whose photos I’m archiving for when she’s found dead, Chris Brown reportedly went fucking bananas on Twitter again yesterday after someone dared to ask him about the night he brutally beat Rihanna because that shit happened three years ago, you guys, c’mon. It’s not like she didn’t pull through.