Posts tagged "Steven Tyler"

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful

Kate Upton’s giant breasts were at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event last night, so I don’t know why I’m even writing anything else or bothering to point out that Christie Brinkley is an ageless vampire. Or wondering why I didn’t lead with Genevieve Morton who, honestly, looks way hotter than Kate,…

The Superficial / January 15, 2014

Steven Tyler Says American Idol Producers Are Faking Nicki Minaj/Mariah Carey Feud

“Shit, is that her? No, wait, it’s just Lady GaGa in black-face, ohthankgod.”
TMZ caught up with former American Idol judge Steven Tyler and asked him if he thinks the Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey feud is bullshit. His response:
Of course!
Which is amazing because if Steven Tyler sees through your bullshit then it&#8217…

The Superficial / October 8, 2012

Steven Tyler is Ready for His Close- AHH!

Here’s Steven Tyler at Studio 54 in Vegas Saturday night where he basically confirmed to reporters that he’ll be a judge on American Idol, and I still can’t figure out the thought process on this one. Half the budget will go into making it look like viewers aren’t watching a man die on camera. Except,…

The Superficial / August 2, 2010

Randy Jackson is Still on American Idol

Figured that was the easiest way to start this post.

In the past 12 hours huge shake-ups have occurred on American Idol in case you hadn’t noticed from all the screaming and gnashing of teeth everywhere you turn. Ellen DeGeneres quit and now Kara DioGuardi has been fired to make way for a…

The Superficial / July 30, 2010

Bar Refaeli gets her bikini on for Aerosmith

These are shots of supermodel Bar Refaeli and Aerosmith from a promotional spot for the upcoming Victoria’s Secret TV special, and I love everything that’s happening here with the obvious exception of Steven Tyler’s face. It’s like I want to have an erection, but at the same time, I want to call the funeral home…

The Superficial / June 30, 2009

Steven Tyler loved by brides of Christ (And also Jugs McCleavageston here)

Steven Tyler (seen here with girlfriend Erin “Just want you to know I have breasts” Brady) reportedly stopped into a SoHo Starbucks yesterday and almost caused a sister of the church to strip off her habit, according to Page Six:
A witness reports a nun went “crazy” upon realizing that the man next to…

The Superficial / June 25, 2008

Steven Tyler went to rehab for his foot, in related news: I can fly

Steven Tyler is claiming his recent stint in rehab was only to recover from foot surgery and not drug and/or alcohol related. Did I miss a memo about it being Celebrity Bullshit Excuses for Rehab Week? Jesus. Anyway, for those of you who actually care about Aerosmith, here’s Steven’s formal statement to People:
“The doctor…

The Superficial / May 30, 2008