Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to… More »
Kate Upton’s giant breasts were at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event last night, so I don’t know why I’m even writing anything else or bothering to point out that Christie Brinkley is an ageless vampire. Or wondering why I didn’t lead with Genevieve Morton who, honestly, looks way hotter than Kate,… More »
“Shit, is that her? No, wait, it’s just Lady GaGa in black-face, ohthankgod.”
Which is amazing because if Steven Tyler… More »
Here’s Steven Tyler at Studio 54 in Vegas Saturday night where he basically confirmed to reporters that he’ll be a judge on American Idol, and I still can’t figure out the thought process on this one. Half the budget will go into making it look like viewers aren’t watching a man die on camera. Except,… More »
Figured that was the easiest way to start this post.
In the past 12 hours huge shake-ups have occurred on American Idol in case you hadn’t noticed from all the screaming and gnashing of teeth everywhere you turn. Ellen DeGeneres quit and now Kara DioGuardi has been fired to make way for an… More »
These are shots of supermodel Bar Refaeli and Aerosmith from a promotional spot for the upcoming Victoria’s Secret TV special, and I love everything that’s happening here with the obvious exception of Steven Tyler’s face. It’s like I want to have an erection, but at the same time, I want to call the funeral home… More »