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Spielberg Wants To Direct New Indiana Jones Movie With Chris Pratt

Steven Spielberg wants to direct the new Indiana Jones movie that’s probably, almost definitely starring Chris Pratt. More »

How Dare Mere Muggles Tell Gwyneth Paltrow Not To Ride Her Vespa?!

Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow was filmed cutting off a school bus (above) with her Vespa as her daughter rode behind her because the laws of physics are a beggar’s game. Except apparently the lowly mortals who call themselves “school chiefs” felt they had the authority to dictate Gwyneth’s means of conveyance while sloughing her children… More »

Chris Martin Cheated On Gwyneth Paltrow With A Lowly Commoner

While Gwyneth Paltrow had the quiet poise and sophistication to conduct her affairs with captains of industry, Chris Martin has reportedly debased himself by sleeping with a common peasant. Page Six reports:

NBC staff have been buzzing about an affair Martin had after appearing as the musical guest on “Saturday Night Live” in… More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Will Destroy Vanity Fair Now

While Jaimie Alexander was busy owning her ass at the Thor: The Dark World premiere last night, Gwyneth Paltrow has been preparing an all-out assault on Vanity Fair for daring to investigate her alleged affair with Jeff Soffer in 2008. It’s a battle that will test her mettle and prove if Madonna was right to… More »

Here’s Why Megan Fox Failed At Twitter

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Megan Fox joined Twitter a week ago only to quickly delete her account and head straight to Facebook to decry the ills of social media. Makes perfect sense.
I thought that 2013 might be the year that I finally blossomed into a social networking butterfly… but as it… More »

Gene Hackman Smacked A Homeless Guy

We spent last week making fun of celebrities who shit on the homeless, so to shake things up, we thought we’d write about Gene Hackman in a hallowed, revered light for smacking a crazy homeless man that attacked him and called his wife a cunt because that seems like something Royal Tenenbaum would probably do… More »

Shia LaBeouf Says Hollywood Stuck Its Finger Up His Butt, Surprisingly Not Talking About Travolta

“Why, yes, I did glue pubic hair to my face. You like?”

In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter to promote Lawless, which actually looks awesome despite the inclusion of Beef, Shia LaBeouf continues his transition into a hipster Jesus artiste who’s no longer interested in making studio movies but “visionary” films… More »

So Daniel Day Lewis Is A Shape Shifter, That’s All There Is To It

“Four score and seven years ago, I ordered the arugula salad. It was delightful.”

If you haven’t been anywhere near the Internet in the past 12 hours, posted an insane photo of Daniel Day Lewis (above) eating at Arcadia restaurant in Richmond yesterday where he’s in town filming Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln. And… More »

Gwyneth Paltrow’s in a Bikini Again

“Uncle Steven approved these condiments? Oh, no no no no no no… Moses! Fetch mother her decanter of hand-wrung, free range catsup. Spit spot!”

Gwyneth Paltrow spent the weekend in Porto Cervo, Italy with her children and godfather Steven Spielberg while Chris Martin was of course nowhere to be found because, let’s be… More »

Steven Spielberg Fired Megan Fox From Transformers, And She’s in a Bikini

It’s been over a year since the announcement that Megan Fox wouldn’t star in Transformers: Dark of the Moon after the first two films made her a household name, and since then she’s claimed she quit because Michael Bay is a genius/horndog while other reports suggested he fired her because she compared him to Hitler. More »