Posts tagged "Steven Seagal"

Putin Shot Stephen Seagal’s Estonian Blues Career Out of The Sky

While the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 and their loved ones suffered a horrific tragedy last week that shook the international community, no one's talking about the real victim in all of this: Steven Seagal. Once an aspiring blues musician about to make it big on the Estonian festival circuit,…
By: The Superficial / July 21, 2014

Steven Seagal Might Run For Arizona Governor To Stop All The Mexicans, But He’s Not Racist!

When we last left Steven Seagal, he was enjoying his new career as a Russian arms dealer thanks to his old pal, and stand-up guy, Vladimir Putin. But now that he's conquered the world of international weapons trafficking, it's time he focused his karate powers on more humanitarian endeavor…
By: The Superficial / January 6, 2014

Steven Seagal Is A Russian Arms Dealer Now

A little background: Last week, Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher was really hoping to find some clues to the Boston Marathon Bombing that would ideally show the Tsarnaev brothers were Obama's illegitimate sons (You know black guys...) or at the very least, smuggled into the country with his Kenyan Muslim magic. So Rohrabacher enlisted…
By: The Superficial / June 4, 2013

Steven Seagal is Patrolling The Border

When Photo Boy posted a pic of Steven Seagal visiting the Texas/Mexico border in yesterday's The Crap We Missed, I just assumed he was filming some sort of segment for his reality show and/or really, really wanted a taco. Turns out he's actually a legitimate deputy now and has taken it…
By: The Superficial / October 18, 2011

Steven Seagal Will Fight The Illness Out of Children, Literally, And Other News

"Okay, now which of you has cancer? You're getting kicked first." Posted by Photo Boy - David Hasselhoff will play a porn star on Sons of Anarchy. Wait. Did he murder a baby, too? [Huffington Post] - Brad Pitt inches closer to marrying Angelina Jolie. […
By: Photo Boy / July 6, 2011

Steven Seagal’s accuser probably made that shit up

Seen here asking Bai Ling how many mules she cost because he's suave like a roundhouse to the clitoris, Steven Seagal was recently sued by former employee Kayden Ngyuen for sexual harassment and trafficking women. Except it turns out this chick is a lesbian and was just on The Tyra Banks Show a year…
By: The Superficial / April 13, 2010

Steven Seagal is an awesome employer

Steven Seagal is being sued by a former employee for a laundry list of offenses including sexual harassment, illegal trafficking of females for sex, retaliation, wrongful termination and false representations about unemployment, according to TMZ: A 23-year-old former model claims she interviewed with Seagal last February for the position of executive…
By: The Superficial / April 12, 2010