Before we get into our bullshit post where we make a man’s robot voice talk about hookers, yesterday 12 employees of Charlie Hebdo magazine in Paris were killed over satirical cartoons – cartoons – by one of the most dangerous combinations in the world: Someone with a god and a gun. Their motivation was to… More »
Despite being an atheist, there are times when even I can’t deny the existence of a kind and benevolent god, and those times are when Stephen Hawking wants to be a Bond villain because, and I quote, “I think the wheelchair and the computer voice would fit the part.” So needless to say, you know… More »
And right out of the gate. I didn’t even hesitate.
So BlackManUSA brought it to our attention that Stephen Hawking, world renowned physicist and unabashed pussyhound, is doing guest vocals on the new Pink Floyd album, and I shouldn’t have to tell you how we spent our entire morning. It’s a… More »
When we last left Stephen Hawking, he was expressing his desire that the 13th Doctor would be a lady, but alas, the world is a cruel mistress who won’t twirl his limp penis like a helicopter. He’s now moved on to more scientific pursuits like hoping people will eventually show up to his time travel… More »
If there was ever any doubt about Sir Richard Branson’s genius, he just booked Justin Bieber and his manager Scooter Braun on the first flight of Virgin Galactic which could launch as early as this year, so God willing, they’re cutting a shitload of corners to hit that deadline. E! News reports:
Virgin… More »