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Here’s The New ‘Rogue One’ Trailer From The Olympics Last Night

Everything about the Rogue One promotional materials is perfect. Yes, even Jedi Ghost Dog. More »


Jesus Holy Fucking Goddamn Christ, The New ‘Rogue One’ Footage

New footage from Rogue One: A Star Wars Story was revealed at Star Wars Celebration and mother of fucking ass god. More »


Alden Ehrenreich Is Han Solo Now

Alden Ehrenreich (?) is your new Han Solo. More »



The First ‘Rogue One’ Trailer Is Here

Here’s the first trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Hope you liked Episode VII, because it’s that. It’s entirely that. More »


So Mark Hamill Just Said Luke Skywalker Might Be Gay

Mark Hamill just opened the door for Luke Skywalker being gay. Everybody out of the Internet! More »


John Boyega Is Down With Making Finn & Poe Gay

John Boyega said he’s cool with it if Finn and Poe are gay. This guy is just collecting Internet scalps now. More »



The Kylo Ren ‘SNL’ Sketch Is Actually Worth Watching And Other News

The links stopped working in our excerpts, so get your ass in here until they’re fixed. It’s freezing out. More »


Men’s Rights Activists Think Their ‘Star Wars’ Boycott Actually Worked

Return of Kings is the MRA group that thinks they brought down Star Wars. They didn’t, but let’s have fun with this. More »


Aww Shit, It’s Star Wars Day

I went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens and all you got are these Bad Lip Reading videos. More »



CARRIE. FISHER’S. BEWWWBS.

Always two, there are. More »


‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Gets An Honest Teaser

Star Wars: The Force Awakens should be a hard sell after the prequels, but it’s probably going to make a bajillion dollars. More »


Harrison Ford In A Hot Dog Costume Talking About Star Wars, Anyone?

Harrison Ford wore a hot dog costume on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and talked about Star Wars: The Force Awakens because we’re living our best lives. … More »



#BoycottStarWarsVII Was Trolling? So The Fuck What?

In defense of relentlessly mocking #BoycottStarWarsVII. More »


‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Has A New Trailer

The new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer is here, and good sweet goddamn Christ. More »


Michael Jackson Wanted To Play Jar Jar Binks. No, Really.



Amy Schumer’s Breasts Get A Post

Amy Schumer wears the Slave Leia bikini for GQ . Also, side boob because the Internet Gods demand sacrifice. More »


Batman V Superman Won Comic-Con

My rundown of Comic-Con 2015 where I declare the new Batman V Superman trailer the winner because I wasn’t there to see Ryan Reynolds talk about horse porn. … More »


Anakin Skywalker Had A Police Chase

Jake Lloyd was arrested for reckless driving in Charleston, SC after leading police on a car chase and crashing into a tree. More »



Shia LaBeouf Saying ‘Do It’ Over And Over Again? Goddammit, Internet

Shia LaBeouf made a fake motivational speech that’s captivated the Internet like a shiny quarter. A bright, shiny quarter. Whee! Look at it go. More »


Maitland Ward In The Slave Leia Bikini Because Star Wars Day

Maitland Ward knows how to celebrate Star Wars Day. More »


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