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The First ‘Rogue One’ Trailer Is Here

Here’s the first trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Hope you liked Episode VII, because it’s that. It’s entirely that.

Photo Boy | April 7, 2016 - 8:49 am

So Mark Hamill Just Said Luke Skywalker Might Be Gay

Mark Hamill just opened the door for Luke Skywalker being gay. Everybody out of the Internet!

The Superficial | March 4, 2016 - 12:03 pm

John Boyega Is Down With Making Finn & Poe Gay

John Boyega said he’s cool with it if Finn and Poe are gay. This guy is just collecting Internet scalps now.

Photo Boy | February 18, 2016 - 2:15 pm

The Kylo Ren ‘SNL’ Sketch Is Actually Worth Watching And Other News

The links stopped working in our excerpts, so get your ass in here until they’re fixed. It’s freezing out.

The Superficial | January 18, 2016 - 9:00 am

Men’s Rights Activists Think Their ‘Star Wars’ Boycott Actually Worked

Return of Kings is the MRA group that thinks they brought down Star Wars. They didn’t, but let’s have fun with this.

Photo Boy | January 5, 2016 - 12:34 pm

Aww Shit, It’s Star Wars Day

I went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens and all you got are these Bad Lip Reading videos.

The Superficial | December 18, 2015 - 10:00 am


Always two, there are.

The Superficial | December 17, 2015 - 1:22 pm

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Gets An Honest Teaser

Star Wars: The Force Awakens should be a hard sell after the prequels, but it’s probably going to make a bajillion dollars.

The Superficial | November 5, 2015 - 10:57 am

Harrison Ford In A Hot Dog Costume Talking About Star Wars, Anyone?

Harrison Ford wore a hot dog costume on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and talked about Star Wars: The Force Awakens because we’re living our best lives. …

The Superficial | October 30, 2015 - 10:49 am

#BoycottStarWarsVII Was Trolling? So The Fuck What?

In defense of relentlessly mocking #BoycottStarWarsVII.

The Superficial | October 20, 2015 - 9:52 pm

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Has A New Trailer

The new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer is here, and good sweet goddamn Christ.

The Superficial | October 20, 2015 - 8:23 am

Amy Schumer’s Breasts Get A Post

Amy Schumer wears the Slave Leia bikini for GQ . Also, side boob because the Internet Gods demand sacrifice.

The Superficial | July 15, 2015 - 1:26 pm

Batman V Superman Won Comic-Con

My rundown of Comic-Con 2015 where I declare the new Batman V Superman trailer the winner because I wasn’t there to see Ryan Reynolds talk about horse porn. …

The Superficial | July 13, 2015 - 1:25 pm

Anakin Skywalker Had A Police Chase

Jake Lloyd was arrested for reckless driving in Charleston, SC after leading police on a car chase and crashing into a tree.

The Superficial | June 22, 2015 - 10:24 am

Shia LaBeouf Saying ‘Do It’ Over And Over Again? Goddammit, Internet

Shia LaBeouf made a fake motivational speech that’s captivated the Internet like a shiny quarter. A bright, shiny quarter. Whee! Look at it go.

The Superficial | June 1, 2015 - 10:35 am

Maitland Ward In The Slave Leia Bikini Because Star Wars Day

Maitland Ward knows how to celebrate Star Wars Day.

The Superficial | May 4, 2015 - 12:41 pm

The New ‘Star Wars’ Trailer Is What The Prequels Should’ve Been

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ has a new trailer and GOOD GOD.

The Superficial | April 16, 2015 - 2:28 pm

Aaron Paul Might Be Your New Han Solo

“Yeah, well, I don’t need you, Mr. White. I drive a spaceship with Khloe Kardashian now, bitch!”

Much like their Marvel movies, Disney plans on churning out assloads of Star Wars movies so it can recoup the $4.05 billion it paid George Lucas to stay the fuck away from these things and never…

The Superficial | December 30, 2014 - 11:15 am
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