Posts tagged "Star Trek Into Darkness"

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The Superficial / September 11, 2013

Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch Showering In ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ To Nullify Alice Eve’s Boobs

Sorry to hit you with two Conan clips today, but remember when I said in the Alice Eve post about Alice Eve’s breasts that J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof couldn’t trip over themselves fast enough to apologize for showing them in Star Trek Into Darkness? You don’t and did nothing but look at her breasts?

The Superficial / May 23, 2013

Alice Eve’s Breasts Are In This Post

While The Pope just nullified Pascal’s wager and theoretically tore a hole in the supernatural universe, unleashing all the terrifying consequences that come with that, he doesn’t have spectacular breasts so I don’t even know why I brought it up. But Alice Eve does, so here she is on Conan where she ironically talks about…

The Superficial / May 23, 2013

Damon Lindelof’s Sorry You Saw Alice Eve’s Underwear In ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’

The blink-and-you-miss-it scene where Alice Eve strips down to her underwear and changes into her space suit in the same shuttle as Captain Kirk was one of the rare incredible parts of Star Trek Into Darkness, so of course writer Damon Lindelof is apologizing for it now and wishes it never happened because your crushed…

The Superficial / May 21, 2013

Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs: A Review of ‘Star Trek Into Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs’

Short Version: This is exactly all you see of this. Enjoy the $8 I just saved you. Fin.
It seems like only 11 days ago I wrote a review of Iron Man 3 because I did, so shut up and let my hatred of going out in public talk for a minute. Here’s a little…

The Superficial / May 16, 2013

Good Lord, Alice Eve, And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy
- Kris Kross, TLC, Marky Mark, and Oprah once made great television together. [Lainey Gossip]
– Hide yo pussies! Antoine Dodson isn’t gay anymore. [Dlisted]
- Short Shorts and the butts that are barely covered by them. [theCHIVE]
- Kristen Stewart’s best dressed award from Glamour surprisingly had nothing to do…

Photo Boy / May 3, 2013

Hey, Alice Eve, Can You Point Me Towards The Bathroom?

Posted by Photo Boy
I know I just got done disqualifying my nerd status, but I don’t think that should keep me from admiring Hollywood’s newest geek goddess, Alice Eve. She showed up looking amazing at the German premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness yesterday as opposed to Zoe Saldana whose nipples are probably licensed…

Photo Boy / April 30, 2013

WEEKEND NERDIOR: Alice Eve’s Boobs Are Highly Logical, Captain, Edition

WARNING: Pressing ‘Play’ makes Alice Eve disappear.
Welcome to the inaugural edition of Weekend Nerdior, my latest brain-child conceived in the dark, sexless shadows of my mind where no breast dare set foot. Here you’ll find all the random comic book, video game and various nerd items I came across during the week when I…

The Superficial / March 24, 2013

Didn’t Watch The Game? Here Are All The Trailers

We’ve reached peak black microphone.
If you’re like me, you abstain from all religions including ones tied with the Catholic Church for Most Rapes, so for your work-neglecting pleasure, here are the trailers for Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, The Lone Ranger, Oz: The Great And Powerful and Fast & Furious 6 that…

The Superficial / February 4, 2013

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Has Full Trailer Complete With That Gladiator Music From ‘Man of Steel’

[Ed. Note: Added the Apple embed, so this one shouldn’t get pulled by Paramount. – SW]
Jessica Simpson somehow crammed herself into a bridesmaid’s dress over the weekend, so while Photo Boy and I finish up captioning the shit out of those, here’s the just-released official trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness – Not to…

The Superficial / December 17, 2012

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Has An Official Teaser And Other News

- The creepy kid from Chronicle is your new Harry Osborn now. [Lainey Gossip]
– Distinguishing between knee and thigh highs isn’t happening in this gallery. [theCHIVE]
- Guiliana Rancic loves baby poop. We’re all richer for knowing that. [Dlisted]
- 12 Celebrities You Didn’t Realize Have Lazy Eyes [BuzzFeed]
– The Royal Morning Sickne…

The Superficial / December 6, 2012