Posts tagged "Stacy Keibler"

George Clooney Got Engaged

"Mr. Clooney, you're aware that marriage means no new vagina, correct? "I'm sorry, you said what now?" Posted by Photo Boy I guess today is going to just be crazy old white guys be crazy day with the news that George Clooney got engaged to Amal Alamuddin. Here's as close to a confirmation that's out…

By: Photo Boy / April 28, 2014

Stacy Keibler Married Her George Clooney Rebound

When Elisabetta Canalis got dumped by George Clooney, she responded by banging Steve-O which basically told Clooney he made an incredible choice by ditching a woman who'll do terrible, terrible things for money. So let's see if Stacy Keibler can do any better which if you already read the headline, you know she did worse.

By: The Superficial / March 10, 2014

Good Morning, Stacy Keibler, And Other News

- Does Mary-Kate Olsen really need to gold-dig? Was Heath Ledger's treasure not enough?! [Lainey Gossip] - Chris Brown has to perform 1,000 hours of community service, so know he's just going to forge all that and the judge will be like, "Haha! Oh, that Chris Brown..." before buying everyone milkshakes. [Dlisted] - Sometimes Four

By: The Superficial / August 19, 2013

George Clooney Tried To Trade Stacy Keibler In For Eva Longoria

"So then I take the money, put it in argyle socks and hide them all over the house. Now, here's the fun part: If you fuck me, I give you a map." "Ohmygod, I would love that." Apparently there's more to George Clooney and Stacy Keibler breaking up than her just wanting marriage. Don't get…

By: The Superficial / July 19, 2013

George Clooney Broke Up With Stacy Keibler By Kicking Her Out of His House Over The Phone

Because Batman will always be a harder ass than Superman, here's Page Six reporting that Stacy Keibler and George Clooney's break-up was actually a result of him calling her up and telling her to make room for him to have sex with other women by packing her shit and leaving: George Clooney asked Stacey Keibler…

By: The Superficial / July 12, 2013

Stacy Keibler Left George Clooney For Real This Time. Maybe.

"You sure you don't want? I'm done fucking her." It seems like every few months there's a report that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler's relationship reached that crucial point where it's stay together or have sex with tons and tons of other women, but this time seems to be official (Or not, already.) and for…

By: The Superficial / July 8, 2013

The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

And we're spent with the Golden Globes already, so here's the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they're so witty…

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2013

So George Clooney Didn’t Dump Stacy Keibler

Earlier in the week, word got out that George Clooney supposedly noticed the expiration date he stamped on Stacy Keibler a year ago and tossed her to the curb. Except here they are together at the premiere of Argo last night, so either she has a longer shelf life than Italian cokeheads who end u…

By: The Superficial / October 5, 2012

George Clooney Is Done With Stacy Keibler Now

"Let me see your hand for a second. I'm thinking about the chick I'm going to replace you with." George Clooney spent a year sticking his penis in and out of Stacy Keibler which is practically a lifetime to him, so news that he's already done with her really shouldn't be a surprise to anyone…

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2012

Those Stacy Keibler Lingerie Pics And Other News

- I heard if you even see the tip of Blue Ivy's nose, Gwyneth Paltrow waterboards you in a claw foot tub. [Dlisted] - Israeli model Esti Ginzburg rides shotgun in the RAM MKIII. [theCHIVE] - Does anyone miss John Mayer? I calculate not. [Lainey Gossip] - 20 NYC Hotties Tim Tebow Could Hook Up

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2012

The 84th Annual Academy Awards

"Yes, I know it's aimed at my penis. That's why I made her wear it there." Here's the rest of the Oscars red carpet photos plus Brooklyn Decker who wasn't technically at the Oscars but her breasts are huge, so close enough. Think of this post as honoring the splendor of the Academy Awards if…

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2012

GOLDEN GLOBES: Salma Hayek’s Breasts And These Other People

Ready for more red carpet photos from the Golden Globes? Too bad, we're Roethlisbergering them in your eyes. Here's Salma Hayek and a bunch of random people who didn't get their own galleries, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and a random warlock who mysteriously appeared to accept an award it…

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2012

Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford, Diane Kruger and Leilani Dowding Wore Bikinis

Rather than dole these out throughout the course of the day, here's a goddamn breakfast bonanza of Bikini Photos featuring George Clooney's public girlfriend Stacy Keibler, George Clooney's secret girlfriend Cindy Crawford, George Clooney's eventual girlfriend Diane Kruger and Leilani Dowding who George Clooney will probably roll up in a shower curtain one day if…

By: The Superficial / November 28, 2011

George Clooney Lost His Virginity To A Rope

Her: "We're going to be together forever..." Him: "Shit, I forgot to write her name on hand. Be cool..." In a new interview with Rolling Stone, George Clooney - And there goes the red states... - opens up about his awkward early adventures in the world of sex and how it molded him into the…

By: The Superficial / November 9, 2011

Stacy Keibler Has No Clue Who George Clooney Is

Fresh off of kicking Elisabetta Canalis to the curb after daring to say the word marriage in the same sentence as him, and also using him as a springboard to get onto Dancing With The Stars (Way to dream big, lady.), George Clooney brought Stacy Keibler with him to the Toronto International Film Festival premiere…

By: The Superficial / September 12, 2011