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George Clooney Got Engaged

“Mr. Clooney, you’re aware that marriage means no new vagina, correct?
“I’m sorry, you said what now?”

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I guess today is going to just be crazy old white guys be crazy day with the news that George Clooney got engaged to Amal Alamuddin. Here’s as close… More »

Stacy Keibler Married Her George Clooney Rebound

When Elisabetta Canalis got dumped by George Clooney, she responded by banging Steve-O which basically told Clooney he made an incredible choice by ditching a woman who’ll do terrible, terrible things for money. So let’s see if Stacy Keibler can do any better which if you already read the headline, you know she did worse. More »

Good Morning, Stacy Keibler, And Other News

- Does Mary-Kate Olsen really need to gold-dig? Was Heath Ledger’s treasure not enough?! [Lainey Gossip]

- Chris Brown has to perform 1,000 hours of community service, so know he’s just going to forge all that and the judge will be like, “Haha! Oh, that Chris Brown…” before buying everyone milkshakes. [Dlisted]
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George Clooney Tried To Trade Stacy Keibler In For Eva Longoria

“So then I take the money, put it in argyle socks and hide them all over the house. Now, here’s the fun part: If you fuck me, I give you a map.”
“Ohmygod, I would love that.”

Apparently there’s more to George Clooney and Stacy Keibler breaking up than her just wanting… More »

George Clooney Broke Up With Stacy Keibler By Kicking Her Out of His House Over The Phone

Because Batman will always be a harder ass than Superman, here’s Page Six reporting that Stacy Keibler and George Clooney’s break-up was actually a result of him calling her up and telling her to make room for him to have sex with other women by packing her shit and leaving:

George Clooney asked… More »

Stacy Keibler Left George Clooney For Real This Time. Maybe.

“You sure you don’t want? I’m done fucking her.”

It seems like every few months there’s a report that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler’s relationship reached that crucial point where it’s stay together or have sex with tons and tons of other women, but this time seems to be official (Or not, already.)… More »

The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

And we’re spent with the Golden Globes already, so here’s the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they’re so witty… More »

So George Clooney Didn’t Dump Stacy Keibler

Earlier in the week, word got out that George Clooney supposedly noticed the expiration date he stamped on Stacy Keibler a year ago and tossed her to the curb. Except here they are together at the premiere of Argo last night, so either she has a longer shelf life than Italian cokeheads who end up… More »

George Clooney Is Done With Stacy Keibler Now

“Let me see your hand for a second. I’m thinking about the chick I’m going to replace you with.”

George Clooney spent a year sticking his penis in and out of Stacy Keibler which is practically a lifetime to him, so news that he’s already done with her really shouldn’t be a surprise… More »

Those Stacy Keibler Lingerie Pics And Other News

- I heard if you even see the tip of Blue Ivy’s nose, Gwyneth Paltrow waterboards you in a claw foot tub. [Dlisted]

– Israeli model Esti Ginzburg rides shotgun in the RAM MKIII. [theCHIVE]

– Does anyone miss John Mayer? I calculate not. [Lainey Gossip]

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