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Gucci Mane Fell Asleep During His Sex Scene in ‘Spring Breakers’ That Was Actual Sex

Gucci Mane apparently has a sex scene in Spring Breakers which sounds really exciting once you hear the story of how he he fell asleep during it even though director Harmony Korine had a chick literally bang him which is how I read this. Via Vulture:

This scene, thought Korine, would be a… More »

Selena Gomez’s Mom Made Her Do ‘Spring Breakers’

Seen here posing for Terry Richardson because he’s a real, live wizard, Selena Gomez reveals to E! News that it was her mom who told her to do Spring Breakers. Which is strange because usually Disney moms are so careful not to whore their daughters out that I’m almost positive this whole thing’s a typo:… More »

The ‘Spring Breakers’ Reviews Are In

Spring Breakers premiered at SXSW this week, and since apparently the opinion of a weiner humorist/breast pictorologist isn’t good enough to get invited, I still haven’t seen it. And probably won’t judging by the reviews I’ve cobbled together in case everyone wasn’t sure the entire year we’ve spent looking at bikini photos from the setMore »

‘Spring Breakers’ Was A Goddamn Treasure Trove in Madrid This Time And Other News

- Diane Lane and Josh Brolin are getting a divorce. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amber Rose birthed a son. [Dlisted]

– Yoga pants as far as the eye can see… [theCHIVE]

- Rob Kardashian put on 40 pounds dating Rita Ora because apparently he’s a woman and thought they were… More »

‘Spring Breakers’ Is Still A Goddamn Treasure Trove

Here’s Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson at the Paris premiere of Spring Breakers where the producers found a clever way to let me know there’s also a fourth chick in the movie. I won’t give away how they did it, but they clearly knew only a refined film critic like myself would notice. More »

‘Spring Breakers’ Has A Trailer

If you read the site around March of last year, you probably got bombarded in the face with shitloads of pictures of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson in bikinis on the set of Spring Breakers and were richer for it. And now here’s the official trailer for the movie which finally answers the… More »

James Franco Hooked Up With Not-Selena Gomez-or-Vanessa Hudgens From ‘Spring Breakers’

This one. He’s banging this one.

I think I got all this right, but if I didn’t, blame this shitty Lisa Frank notebook that’s not even college ruled. Oh, wow, there’s a unicorn on you. How about not having 20 feet between each line? Goddammit. Anyway, Ashley Benson was dating Justin Bieber totes… More »

Selena Gomez & Ashley Benson’s Cleavage Premiere ‘Spring Breakers’ With Some Other People

Alright, folks, I’m jetting out for the afternoon, so you’re in the capable hands of Photo Boy who has explicit instructions to post boobs and socialist propaganda to make it feel like I never even left. On that note, here are Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson’s breasts at the Venice Film Festival premiere of SpringMore »

Here’s More James Axl Federline Franco Rose

“Whoop whoop! I’mma sing a song about sizzurp ’cause it’s on my necklace for irony and shit. ♫ Oh, sizzurp, sizzurp, you once made me have sex with a lizzurp… ♫

Because he earned a film degree from NYU the hard way (Read: Skipped all his classes to make short films about… More »

‘Spring Breakers’ And The Delicate Art of Ass Cheek Cinematography

“Hmph. Vanessa always get the good close-ups…”

I’m almost positive the set of Spring Breakers can sense when I’m working alone because not only did it grace me this morning with James Franco as Axl Kevin Federline Rose, but also brand new bikini shots of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens who’s apparently extremely… More »

From The Desk of The Superficial

“Tell me cheesy bread costs extra… This is my town.”

Top o’ the morning.

If you’ve been following the site for the past two weeks, this is usually around the time a hot chick’s been popping up with a bunch of links to other sites that I assume five of you… More »

The Cast of ‘Spring Breakers’ Wore New Bikinis

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson continuing to film Spring Breakers only this time in completely different, and smaller, bikinis than they wore yesterday while spraying each other with beer in a pool. If you told me this is what Heaven’s like, I’m pretty sure I’d strap a bomb to my chest and… More »

Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens Are Finally Wearing Bikinis For ‘Spring Breakers’

In case you haven’t heard me say it 20 times by now, the set of Spring Breakers has been a goddamn treasure trove, and it was only a matter of time until Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens slapped on bikinis for this cinematic tour de force. On that note, somebody commented that the studio is… More »

Vanessa Hudgens Is A Dedicated Actress
(a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Monday 3.12.12)

With Photo Boy gone for the week, The Crap We Missed is taking a backseat seeing as he gives it the loving, dedicated touch it needs where as I mostly just poke at it for a few seconds and then make up excuses about it having been a really long time. Anyway, if you couldn’t… More »

Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra This Weekend And Possibly Got Drunk With Justin Bieber

When you conduct high stakes Internet journalism like I do, you’re often faced with tough decisions. Tough decisions like, what’s the real story here? Selena Gomez not wearing a bra so her tank top gives off the slightest hint of nip? Or Selena Gomez possibly leaving a bar drunk with Justin Bieber last night even… More »

‘Spring Breakers’ Has Guns And Butt Cheeks Now

For the past week, photos of Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson wearing tiny shorts with their butt cheeks hanging out have been popping up like crazy from the set of Spring Breakers, a movie we knew absolutely jackshit about because the filmmakers waited like idiots to make with the butt cheeks. Except judging… More »

Ashley Benson’s Butt Cheeks Are Also in ‘Spring Breakers’ and Other News

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– Other Spring Breakers who may not be as interesting to the psuedo-pedo demographic. [theCHIVE]

- Demi Lovato doesn’t want your kids to end up banging Wilmer Valderrama either. [Huffington Post]

- Elizabeth Berkley waited until this wouldn’t interrupt her career. Wait. [Dlisted]

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Justin Bieber Bought A $10.8 Million House To Bang Selena Gomez In

For my 18th birthday, my parents gave me an Nintendo 64 with a copy of GoldenEye and let me have a couple buddies over to spend the night throwing proximity mines at each others dicks. Except after midnight, we snuck out so I could buy cigars because I no longer had a Cinderella license (Everyone… More »

Selena Gomez’s Clothes Fit Really Well

Here’s Selena Gomez shooting Spring Breakers with Vanessa Hudgens in Miami yesterday which is completely useless information to you, so here are shots of her flashing her bra and a shot of her butt cheeks hanging out of her shorts. Because after indulging in political dickfoolery for my own personal amusement over the past 24… More »