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And Now Scarlett Johansson Getting Molested By John Travolta

Scarlett Johansson made a friend at the Oscars. He asked her to sing that “Baby” song she’s always doing on the YouTube machine. More »


Angelina Jolie’s New Boobs Have Powerful Nipples

By the end of February, even Hollywood’s sick of awards show, so here’s The 2014 Independent Film Spirit Awards which happens every year the night before the Oscars. I don’t know what exactly separates the two events, but I do know that Angelina Jolie showed up with her new boobs and Krysten Ritter and PaulaMore »


ALL YOUR ELEVATOR ARE BELONG TO SNAGGLETOOTH

Apparently Kirsten Dunst refuses to uses elevators tarnished by the hoi polloi meat bags whose blood she feasts upon at will because her handlers commandeered an elevator at Chateau Marmont this week and refused entry to anyone lacking a distinctive snaggling of tooth. Page Six reports:

“They said Kirsten Dunst was going up… More »


There Is Another.. Skarsgård

“Wait. You mean this guy I pleasantly raped in the bathroom?”

“It vasn’t really rape by zee end, brothah.”

“Ha! No, it wasn’t. I mean, eww.”

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