Spike Guys Choice Awards
The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards were last night, and I don’t have a single clue who won what – *winks at journalism degree* – but I do have photos of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover models Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Alridge looking fucking amazing. The words you’re looking for right now, “My god,… More »
I will never believe this isn’t Kelly Clarkson after a kill. Never.
If you’re wondering why there’s been such a big deal about Henry Cavill just picking actresses like Kaley Cuoco from TV shows he likes and plowing them (Oh yeah.), it’s probably because he was dating Gina Carano who could easily beat… More »
Just like I forgot Jessica Simpson was pregnant, I completely forgot Hulk Hogan has a son out there who looks exactly like his wife. (Do you know how many celebrities are out there? Probably 10.) A son who’s apparently been dating Phil Costa of the Dallas Cowboys because the two just got engaged over the… More »
Hey, remember Katherine Webb? That chick who was with that guy when that dude said that stuff? It doesn’t matter. Here she is at the Spike Guys Choice Awards where I had to make a tough call on whether she looked hotter than Jessica Alba using such scientific criteria as, “Do the boobs make me… More »
The 6th Annual Spike TV Guys Choice Awards were last night, but that’s not important right now. What is important is that Mila Kunis, Julianne Hough and Malin Akerman showed up looking amazing last night even though two of them were there to promote a film adaptation of a Broadway show (Because guys love those.)… More »
While the MTV Movie Awards settled with Leighton Meester and didn’t even bother to force Mila Kunis to walk the red carpet, (So, she was in Black Swan. Her back still arches.), The Spike Guys Choice Awards at least had the balls to, and went straight for the actual Minka Kelly as opposed to her… More »
Wait. Is that the birth control patch? I’m gonna allow this.
Jennifer Aniston received the Decade of Hotness Award at The Spike Guys Choice Awards Saturday night and showed her appreciation by entirely skipping the red carpet and only appearing for the few minutes it took to pretend she gives a shit. Granted,… More »
“Hope nobody I had sex with is here. D’oh!”
Despite calling it quits last week, the decreasingly hot Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn still showed up to The Spike Guys Choice Awards Saturday night, albeit separately, and even briefly posed together backstage before running in opposite directions. Her in a cloud of shame… More »