Posts tagged "Spencer Pratt"

Heidi Montag’s Dad Arrested For Sexual Abuse Of A Child, Incest

Heidi Montagā€˜s dad Bill Montag has reportedly been arrested for the sexual abuse of a child and incest. Yeah…

The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Heidi Montag Didn’t Biodegrade Yet

It’s been almost a year since Heidi Montag’s been on the site, so here she is at Crazy Horse for Spencer Pratt’s 30th birthday because apparently these two are still a draw in Vegas. Which really says all you need to know about anyone who goes there doesn’t it? “Oh, look, honey, it’s those people…

The Superficial / September 3, 2013

The Collection of Parts Known as Heidi Montag Got Drunk

Heidi Montag celebrated her [Insert number of years since her manufacture here.] birthday in Vegas over the weekend where she demonstrated the latest feature in top of the line sex-dollery: Life-Like Drunkeness (Now With More Sloppy Bedwetting). On that note, I love this photo of her and Spencer which really captures a day in the…

The Superficial / September 19, 2011

Heidi & Spencer Admit Faking Divorce, File Bankruptcy

Seen here with Heidi, who apparently changed outfits throughout the evening, Spencer Pratt admits to Life & Style that their divorce was faked to land a reality show that fell through, leaving the couple with no choice but to file for bankruptcy. *dabs eyes with tissues* I promised myself I wouldn’t do this…:
After they…

The Superficial / November 4, 2010

Heidi Montag is Researching Stripping

Apparently Heidi Montag is still in the music business despite her album Superficial selling five copies, even with my name on it, because she plans on shooting a new video next week. That or she found a convenient excuse for all those job applications she filled out the other day. Via Twitter:
Going to Hustler…

The Superficial / November 2, 2010

Friday in a Slutty Miley Cyrus Nutshell

While I attempted to (unsuccessfully) salvage my vacation, here’s a quick rundown of Friday’s gossip as told by sites who didn’t take the day off because they got rain on their toesies:
Miley Cyrus paraded around Hollywood in ridiculously small denim shorts (above) while frequenting over-21 nightclubs. You can practically smell the strollers getting ru…

The Superficial / October 4, 2010

Heidi & Spencer Are Broke

FACT: Gay men love breasts, too.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly living in his mother’s beach house after pissing all their money way only to find out absolutely no one wants to hire them anymore because they wasted their last fume of credibility pretending to end their fake marriage. RadarOnline reports:
“But the…

The Superficial / September 24, 2010

And We’re Back To This

Together again, for the Spencer’s gay time…
Photos: Pacific Coast News

The Superficial / September 22, 2010

You Missed a Spot. In Your Jugular. And Other News.

- Lady GaGa will use her magic to repeal DADT. [Popeater]
- Aubrey O’Day wants you to see her underwear. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Chyna pulls a David Hasselhoff. Complete with bullshit excuse! [Dlisted]
- Pete Ross is officially a porn star now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Ben Affleck is back. Bring on Phantoms 2!

The Superficial / September 20, 2010

Douche-Moses Leads This Charade Out of the Wilderness and Other News

- Johnny Depp looks more like Keith Richards than Keith Richards. [Lainey Gossip]
- Montana Fishburne picked a good role model. [Dlisted]
- Kid Rock was just trying to moon a guy. Is that a crime? [Popeater]
- Kelly Brook is still out there. Thank God. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Scarlett Johansson’s cleavage wants you to…

The Superficial / September 16, 2010

Heidi & Spencer Scammed a Charity

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are being accused of showing up to the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer on Sunday only to pose for pictures and bounce without even doing the walk or donating money. Cue Spencer feigning shock that someone might actually think The Posing Penises (Official stage name.) were only in it for…

The Superficial / September 15, 2010

Spencer Pratt: ‘My Arrest Brought Heidi and I Back Together’

Spencer Pratt was arrested in Costa Rica over the weekend for failing to declare a small arsenal in his luggage while boarding a plane back to Los Angeles. The incident has apparently provided the perfect opportunity for him to pretend Heidi Montag is calling off the fake divorce of their fake marriage, according to the…

The Superficial / September 14, 2010

Spencer Pratt: ‘I’m Infantile’

With the sex tape sale being exposed for the headline-grabbing scam everyone knew it was before the words even made it past his douchebeard, Spencer Pratt is playing the last publicity card in his deck, not counting the Jack of Coming out of the Closet. This time around he’s sent an open apology to Heidi

The Superficial / September 9, 2010

Heidi Montag Stops Fictional Sex Tape Release

I’m still not putting my pants back on.

Heidi Montag has fired off a letter to Vivid’s Steve Hirsch effectively shutting down any chance of the sex tape that never really existed – unless you ask Karissa Shannon – seeing the light of day now that it’s sprayed everyone in the face with…

The Superficial / September 1, 2010

‘Did You Get That? Annnd.. Cut, Secret Chinese Cameras.’

Here’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Costa Rica pretending to be a divorced couple sharing custody of their dogs because that shit happens all the time. (Actually it might. You pet lovers are weird.) Anyway, for two people who supposedly can’t wait to get away from each other, they seem to spend a lot…

The Superficial / September 1, 2010

Spencer Pratt Might Be Lying. You Think?

It was only a matter of time until Spencer Pratt’s house of fake-tit cards came crashing down, and it looks like that day has.. come. (Puns!) Vivid’s Steve Hirsch has apparently not seen a single second of man-on-mannequin action despite repeatedly requesting a preview from Jebediah Douchebeard above. TMZ reports:…

The Superficial / August 31, 2010

Karissa Shannon: ‘There’s a Sex Tape.’ Heidi Montag: ‘No, There Isn’t.’

Seen here at Millions of Milkshakes, Karissa Shannon not only confirmed that place will literally give anyone off the street their own milkshake, but also that the sex tape she made with Heidi Montag is very real and she doesn’t want anyone to see it because that would just result in even more publicity tha…

The Superficial / August 27, 2010

Heidi Montag Found Some Suckers

With it already being confirmed that Heidi Montag was in on Spencer Pratt’s sex tape scam the whole time, that didn’t stop her from selling an exclusive interview to Life & Style before they had time to figure out she just lied her way to the bank:…

The Superficial / August 25, 2010

Heidi Montag Wants Her Sex Tape Money

Despite denying its existence earlier in the week, Heidi Montag (Seen above last fall before assuming her android form.) is now meeting with Vivid’s Steve Hirsch to get her cut of the sex tape Spencer Pratt “threatened” to release if she didn’t agree to do a reality show with him. So for those of you…

The Superficial / August 24, 2010

Karissa Shannon Made a Sex Tape with Heidi Montag

Before we dive into the Heidi & Spencer Sex Tape Bullshit Parade, this header pic gets a lot better right here. And now to business that suddenly seems way less important….

Playmate Karissa Shannon (above) and Heidi Montag reportedly made a lesbian sex tape together that Spencer Pratt allegedly found while cleaning hi…

The Superficial / August 23, 2010
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