Posts tagged "Solange Knowles"

Beyonce’s Dad: ‘The Divorce Rumors Were A Hoax To Sell Tickets’

So one of two things are happening here: 1. Matthew Knowles reads the Internet and saw of all your conspiracy theories about Beyonce and Jay Z’s divorce. 2. You’re all fucking detectives who probably solve murders in Hawaii without even inviting me. Goddammit. Page Six reports:

Sometimes rumors “ignite” tours, he explained. “The…

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2014

Beyonce’s Rapping About The Elevator Fight Now

With 800 stories breaking daily about how she’s getting a divorce, Beyonce is quickly figuring out that one Instagram pic isn’t going to put this shit to bed, so here she is letting Jay Z hump her on stage and wearing a fucking wedding dress. (Subtlety? How does it work?) On top of that, she…

By: The Superficial / August 4, 2014

Rihanna Ruined Jay Z’s Marriage

Last week, we learned that Jay Z and Beyonce’s marriage is pretty much over because he constantly cheats on her, and now comes even more specific information that it’s with Rihanna, so I can’t imagine where it’s all coming from. It’s not like it’s practically a first-hand account. Except, oh wait. Page Six reports:…

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling

A few weeks back, the Internet lost its shit after Beyonce started changing song lyrics to oddly specific accusations of Jay Z cheating on her. And now comes word that they’re trying to pretend to be happily married long enough to make it through their “On The Run” tour which makes the fart-sniffing trailer about…

By: The Superficial / July 22, 2014

Jay Z, Beyonce & Solange Are Sorry You Saw Their Illuminati Blood Feud

On Monday, the world got to take a peak through the cracked veneer of Beyonce’s obsessively curated life when a now-fired employee at The Standard Hotel sold surveillance video of Solange Knowles straight slapping the shit out of Jay Z on an elevator. Since then we’ve been treated to rumor after rumor followed by passive-aggressive…

By: The Superficial / May 16, 2014

Rihanna Dumped Drake Again

Presumably because they’d been dating for three months and he still hadn’t put her in the hospital yet, Rihanna has reportedly dumped Drake again, according to Us Weekly:

“Rihanna and Drake had another fight,” a source tells Us. “He is too in love with her, which has always been the problem. They have…

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014

Elevator Fight? What Elevator Fight?

Starting around 6 a.m. this morning, Beyonce began posting happy, sisterly photos with Solange to Instagram before ending a shot with Rihanna which either confirms or denies the latest report that Solange lost her shit over Jay Z wanting to go to Rihanna’s after party without Beyonce. Which, of course, sounds scandalous because husbands alway…

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2014

WTF Happened With Jay Z & Solange?

“Bitch, why your sister over there shaking her fist at me?”
“I’m sure it’s nothing.”

Yesterday, the Internet was served a rare feast when leaked surveillance video of Solange Knowles beating the shit out of Jay Z in an elevator was published by TMZ. Since then, everyone has been trying to figure…

By: The Superficial / May 13, 2014

So Here’s Solange Knowles Beating The Shit Out of Jay Z In An Elevator

Here is surveillance footage of Beyonce’s sister Solange Knowles slapping the ever-living fuck out of Jay Z in an elevator during a MET Gala after party, according to TMZ:

In the video … Jay Z, Beyonce and Solange step into the elevator … and then Solange goes crazy, screaming at Jay before unleashing…

By: The Superficial / May 12, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014