Posts tagged "Sofia Vergara"

Sofia Vergara Shuts Down Bullshit Embryo Battle

Sofia Vergara shuts down Nick Loeb’s bullshit media battle over her frozen embryos.

By: The Superficial / May 7, 2015

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2015

Sofia Vergara’s Ex-Fiance Wants Her Fertilized Eggs, Dammit

Sofia Vergara’s ex Nick Loeb wants to use her fertilized eggs to have a baby and is suing her for it because none of this is creepy.

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2015

Jennifer Aniston & Sofia Vergara Won The SAG Awards

Jennifer Aniston and Sofia Vergara’s cleavage are all you need to know about The SAG Awards. I’d never lie to you.

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Here’s the rest of The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards where my comprehensive reporting will tell you Breaking Bad won fucking everything except for that one award for True Detective and Benedict Cumberbatch winning for Sherlock which slightly makes up for Rust Cohle losing to Walter White. More importantly, Laura Prepon demonstrated the misogynistic side…

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

Sofia Vergara’s Banging Joe Manganiello

Now that she’s finally ditched her abusive fiance for the second time, Sofia Vergara is free to find a real man who won’t shill salad toppings at the White House because he’s too busy looking at his rippling abs glistening in the morning sun, just waiting to be touched in a sea of strong, yet…

By: The Superficial / July 8, 2014

Sofia Vergara Is Single. Again.

Sofia Vergara’s now-former fiance Nick Loeb is a violent douchebag, so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that they’ve broken up again after being reunited in a cave. (Yup.) As for what happened this time, I’m sure she finally got fed up with his violent douchebaggery. Or shilling salad condiments at the White House.

By: The Superficial / June 2, 2014

Good Morning, Sofia Vergara, And Other News

- Wasn’t Seabiscuit the third Sex and the City movie? I’m pretty sure it was. [Lainey Gossip]

- Megan Fox’s son doesn’t deserve that name. Are you fucking kidding me? [Dlisted]

- Hot Girls With Messy Rooms [theCHIVE]

- Matt Taibbi is leaving Rolling Stone. [The Daily Banter]…

By: The Superficial / February 21, 2014

The 20th Annual SAG Awards

I’m going to shoot it to you straight. Today is technically a work holiday, so I let Photo Boy have the day off because he’s like my sla- a trusted employee! I was going to say trusted employee. So here’s my attempt at a SAG Awards red carpet gallery/a> which may or may not be

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2014

Holy Santa Maria Jesus Shit Christ, Sofia Vergara’s Breasts At The Golden Globes After-Party

This morning, I made a comment that the Golden Globes were boring as shit and nobody wore anything that justified their own post. Which technically is still true because here’s Sofia Vergara at the after-party where I like to believe the Hollywood Foreign Press took everyone’s awards back and handed them to Sofia’s breasts. “Excusey,…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

The Best Looking Women At The Golden Globes: A Non-Definitive Or Even Comprehensive List

Just in case you didn’t believe me that the Golden Globes were boring as all hell, here are the most attractive women from the red carpet: Amy Adams, Margot Robbie, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, and Olivia Wilde. And if you’re wondering, wait a minute, isn’t that last one pregnant? You’re goddamn right she is. Wanna…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

The Breast of The Emmys: Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks & Sarah Silverman? Wait, What?

Now that I’m done geeking out about super alien man and the bald scientist he punches, let’s get back to what really matters at the Emmys: Rich lady boobs. So here’s Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks, and oddly enough Sarah Silverman who I sometimes forget is a woman that needs to be reduced to nothing more…

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2013

Sofia Vergara Doesn’t Have A Coke Problem

There’s a simple equation: The bigger your coke problem, the less clothing you wear for Terry Richardson. So with that in mind, here’s Sofia Vergara showing the least amount of breast I’ve ever seen Sofia Vergara show which I can see being an effective method to combat drugs. “Aye, papi, is that cocaine! Oh, no…

By: The Superficial / July 19, 2013

Good Morning, Sofia Vergara, And Other News

- Justin Timberlake thinks an anti-rape group should be so happy he’s never heard of them and stole their name. [Lainey Gossip]

- Carly Rae Jepsen should probably stop throwing first pitches. [Dlisted]

– The Chive has an athletic line now. Give me two blondes and ging. [theCHIVE]

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By: The Superficial / July 16, 2013

Here’s Everyone Else(‘s Cleavage) From The 2013 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

Posted by Photo Boy

Ridiculously dubbed “Nerd Prom” this year by people who clearly don’t understand how politicians are more like jocks than any other high school clique, the annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner was unsurprisingly boring since it’s a gathering of people who either know their every move is being publicly…

By: Photo Boy / April 29, 2013

The 19th Annual Screen Actor Guild Awards

Here’s the rest of The 19th Annual Screen Actor Guild Awards which I might as well have called “The I Watch A Lot of Mad Men, Breaking Bad and Homeland Plus Want To Touch Maria Menounos’ Butt Gallery” which is really the core message here. Well, that and, Oh God Jesus Why, Jessica Pare?!. Although,…

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2013

Breasts. Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Will Keep The Local Systems In Line.

Yesterday, word got out that Sofia Vergara’s fiance Nick Loeb attacked her at a Miami nightclub on New Year’s Eve resulting in security bouncing him the fuck out. So, of course, the two of them called every photo agency in town yesterday and strolled down to the beach to pretend to be a loving couple…

By: The Superficial / January 3, 2013

Sofia Vergara’s Fiance Attacked Her At A Club

Last summer, Sofia Vergara broke up with Nick Loeb only to get back together with him after he proposed to her in a cave which seems even more messed up now because apparently they guy’s a regular Chris Brown. Via Page Six:

One witness told us, “Nick appeared to get really angry after…

By: The Superficial / January 2, 2013

Sofia Vergara Filmed A Sex Scene With Sharon Stone. You Just Read That.

Apparently people are still casting Sharon Stone in movies (?) because here she is filming a sex scene for Fading Gigolo with Sofia Vergara in New York yesterday so I know none of you are reading any of this and just staring at her giant scantily-clad breasts. Which is why at the end of thi…

By: The Superficial / November 30, 2012

Wow, Sofia Vergara Was A Hot Teenager. Oh, Hey, Chris Hanson, Sup?

Here’s Sofia Vergara’s very first commercial from 1990 when the Latin American division of Pepsi-Cola apparently had more “European” sensibilities about making 17-year-old girls strip down to a bikini to sell sugar water. Also, I’m pretty sure this is the only soda commercial I’ve seen that employs the use of camel-toe (In my mind, I’ve…

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2012
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