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Joe Manganiello Is F*cking Killing Us Over Here

For some reason I just imagined every man in the world taking turns stabbing Joe Manganiello and saying, “For the Watch.” More »


Sofia Vergara’s Embryos Are Suing Her Now, Goddammit, Nick Loeb

Sofia Vergara is being sued by her frozen embyros in the state of Lousiana because America is a silly place. More »


Sofia Vergara In A Wonder Woman Costume, Anyone?

Sofia Vergara wore a Wonder Woman costume and posted it to Instagram because God loves you. More »


Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Were On Point

Sofia Vergara’s breasts did awesome stuff at the SAG Awards, too, you country club bastards. ATTICA! More »


Sofia Vergara Shuts Down Bullshit Embryo Battle

Sofia Vergara shuts down Nick Loeb’s bullshit media battle over her frozen embryos. More »


The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head. More »


Sofia Vergara’s Ex-Fiance Wants Her Fertilized Eggs, Dammit

Sofia Vergara’s ex Nick Loeb wants to use her fertilized eggs to have a baby and is suing her for it because none of this is creepy. More »


Jennifer Aniston & Sofia Vergara Won The SAG Awards

Jennifer Aniston and Sofia Vergara’s cleavage are all you need to know about The SAG Awards. I’d never lie to you. More »


The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Here’s the rest of The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards where my comprehensive reporting will tell you Breaking Bad won fucking everything except for that one award for True Detective and Benedict Cumberbatch winning for Sherlock which slightly makes up for Rust Cohle losing to Walter White. More importantly, Laura Prepon demonstrated the misogynistic side… More »


Sofia Vergara’s Banging Joe Manganiello

Now that she’s finally ditched her abusive fiance for the second time, Sofia Vergara is free to find a real man who won’t shill salad toppings at the White House because he’s too busy looking at his rippling abs glistening in the morning sun, just waiting to be touched in a sea of strong, yet… More »


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