“I let the director lick my pussy! I mean, FREEEDOOMMM!”
While Robert Pattinson’s spending his week charming the pants off the world, Kristen Stewart has been unceremoniously dropped from The Snow White and The Huntsman sequel. However, Rupert Sanders is apparently still the director, so just assume he’s agreed to work for a… More »
It’s now Day 2 of this confusing, strange new reality we find ourselves in where Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s relationship failed to be as exactly magical as it is in the Twilight movies. (I heard they’re not even real vampires. YOU’VE BUILT A HOUSE OF LIES.) So instead of making every single post today… More »
Back in 2009, as Twilight fever was just beginning to really ejaculate sparkles all over lonely women of all ages, Kristen Stewart let her dad openly trash the franchise that was making her a household name and then went on a good two year tear of saying whatever stupid shit popped into her head like… More »
Mmm… pale, mumbling emo cleavage.
Here’s Kristen Stewart on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman yesterday which apparently is going to feature medieval boobery along with all those other pics of her running around in knight’s armor. Also it looks like her breasts have the power to heal horses, so I… More »