Posts tagged "Snoop Dogg"

Those Are Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples

I used up all my word juice on the Bertney post, so for these pics of Khloe Kardashian's nipples at French Montana's birthday party all you get is me saying, I thought Sasquatches birthed litters. Why aren't there six of them? Now enjoy these spilling into the pics of…
By: The Superficial / November 10, 2014

‘Game of Thrones’ Isn’t On Tonight, But That’s Okay, This Is All You’ll Need Anymore

Thanks to the holiday weekend, Game of Thrones isn't on tonight, but fortunately here's Seth Rogen and Snoop Dogg high as shit recapping last week's episode which I would easily watch 800 hours of every Sunday just to hear Snoop Dogg say, "Peeetah," in a British accent. (Pro tip:…
By: The Superficial / May 25, 2014

So Kate Upton Will Literally Do Anything For Money

Remember yesterday when I made fun of Michelle Bachmann for saying we're now living in the Biblical End Times? I take it back. I take it all back.
By: The Superficial / October 9, 2013

Snoop Lion & Miley Cyrus Made A Video And Other News

- It's 70s Magneto, Professor X and Peter Dinklage with an epic pornstache. [Lainey Gossip] - Lindsay Lohan is reuniting her family. Did she get a royalty check? I'm confused. [Dlisted] - Courtney Stodden posed for some tasteful nudes we didn't feel like paying for. [WWTDD] - Sunny Reichert…
By: The Superficial / May 31, 2013

Snoop Lion Used To Be An Actual Pimp

In a new interview with Rolling Stone, Bob Marley-incarnate/family-friendly reggae artist Snoop Lion reveals he actually used to be a literal pimp in case everybody didn't already figure that out from his outfits which he also admits was 90% of the reason why he became one in the first place: "I did…
By: The Superficial / May 9, 2013

Snoop Dogg Is ‘Snoop Lion’ Now. No, Really.

Yesterday, when I first caught wind of this Snoop Lion business, I wrote it off as Snoop Dogg saying a bunch of crazy shit because his body's 80% hemp now. So allow me to change that to, Holy fuck he's actually serious, plus all that stuff I said about hemp. Anyway, here's Snoop announcing…
By: The Superficial / August 1, 2012

Snoop Dogg Endorses Ron Paul

Ron Paul might want to peel back the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and basically turn the United States into a boner-inducing fiefdom for rich, gun-toting white property owners, but he also wants to legalize weed so, really, how hard can that other shit make it for brotha? Mediaite reports: Snoop Dogg…
By: The Superficial / January 31, 2012

The Situation Jokes You Didn’t Hear on The Donald Trump Roast

As previously reported, The Situation was invited to the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump last week where he not only bombed but managed to piss off Snoop Dogg in the process by making a joke about slavery. Immediately there was talk of The Situation being edited…
By: The Superficial / March 16, 2011

The Situation Booed Off Stage at Donald Trump Roast

Not realizing he was only invited so the real comedians had more material than just a bad toupee, The Situation actually attempted to tell jokes at last night's Comedy Central roast of Donald Trump only to be booed off stage, according to the LA Times: The Situatio…
By: The Superficial / March 10, 2011

Rihanna can’t quit Chris Brown

- Rihanna still texting Chris Brown. Jesus. Now I want to punch her. But I won't because I'm a gentleman - which is why I hired a hooker to do it. Go get her, Boots! [Celebslam] - Robert Downey, Jr. attends premiere of The Soloist with Jamie Foxx. Oh, so that's why he said…
By: The Superficial / April 21, 2009

Amy Winehouse & Snoop Dogg: What could go wrong?

Seen here in St. Lucia this week, Amy Winehouse apparently attempted to record some tracks with Snoop Dogg. You can guess how that turned out. The Sun reports: The dope-smoking duo collaborated on a pair of tracks in Los Angeles last year though they were too stoned to finish them. A source said: "Amy…
By: The Superficial / April 16, 2009

Tina Fey out-earned Britney Spears in 2008

- Tina Fey made twice as much money as Britney last year. Holy shit, there is a God! Who fucking knew? -- I should probably stop swearing like an asshole. [PopSugar] - Robert Pattinson films the sequel to that movie with the vampires in Vancouver. This time, he's going to brood your face off!
By: The Superficial / April 10, 2009

Paris Hilton survived another year

Paris Hilton celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday in New York City where she's attending the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. To absolutely no one's surprise, she spent the day acting like a rude, vapid attention whore with a misplaced sense of entitlement. Whee! NY Daily News reports: The Hiltons then multitasked via BlackBerry, Googling…
By: The Superficial / February 18, 2009

Snoop Dogg just lost his street cred. All of it.

I don't know what's more damaging to Snoop Dogg's career: These photos of him with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt for his new show Dogg After Dark. Or finding out he's secretly a white plantation owner with slaves. I'm gonna have to go with the photos. Photos: Pacific Coast New…
By: The Superficial / February 12, 2009

Snoop Dogg’s wife busted for DUI

Snoop Dogg's wife Shante was picked up in Orange County for DUI early Saturday morning, according to the AP: Fullerton police Lt. Craig Brower says officers stopped 32-year-old Shante (Shahn-taye) Broadus of Sherman Oaks about 12:15 a.m. Saturday and took her to jail. She was cited and then released pending a court appearance. Brower…
By: The Superficial / June 15, 2008