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Angel Haze On Ireland Baldwin: ‘We F*ck’

Ever since breaking up with Slater Trout (actual name), Ireland Baldwin has been constantly seen on Instagram with rapper Angel Haze who just confirmed to The Independent that the two fuck which just saved me from writing a post about Shia LaBeouf terrorizing a homeless guy before his arrest. Then again, that story is also… More »

Ireland Baldwin Is Single, Grabbing Her Boob

If you’ve been reading this site for the past year, then you’re well aware of our obsession with Ireland Baldwin and have at least asked yourself once what the hell she’s doing with a guy named Slater Trout. A question that apparently Ireland Baldwin asked herself because she dumped his ass yesterday. More importantly than… More »

Did Ireland Baldwin Pose For The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?

Last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful red carpet was almost entirely models who’ve posed for the issue, yet here’s Ireland Baldwin making the case for harvesting Kim Basinger’s DNA and injecting it into babies. Which means either Ireland posed for this year’s issue, or Sports Illustrated tried to bait Alec Baldwin into… More »

Alec Baldwin Is Now The Target Of The Fundamentalist C*cksucking Illuminati

“You see this queer here? I’m touching him and I know there’s probably gay poison all over him.”
“Wow, this was really not worth the extra $20.”

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It’s starting to look like MSNBC didn’t care much whether Alec Baldwin called a paparazzo a “cocksucking faggot” or… More »

Ireland Baldwin Turned 18 Today

Ireland Baldwin turned 18 today, and what better way to celebrate this blossoming of a beautiful, young woman than reposting that gallery where you can almost see her butthole? Because what’s Chris Hansen going to do about it? Nothing, that’s wh- ah, shit, he found the Kendall Jenner bikini pics. ABANDON SITE!

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And Now Ireland Baldwin Making Out With A Cup of Frozen Yogurt

Before I get into the topic I click-baited you all here with (Haha, idiots.), let me point out that the above is Ireland Baldwin’s latest Instagram photo which was purposefully taken right after Slater Trout banged her on that couch because, in case I was too subtle earlier, there is no God. Anyway, my point… More »

Hey, Alec Baldwin, This Dude’s Banging Your Daughter In The Ocean

Slater Trout is really Spencer Pratt? KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

Alec Baldwin didn’t seem to give a shit when I posted a semen-themed Instagram pic of his daughter Ireland and her boyfriend Pickerel Bass, so here’s the two of them pretty much banging in the ocean. And unless Alec Baldwin is surprisingly cool with older dudes… More »

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