More Slash stories

So Lindsay Lohan Blew Slash

That’s the only way to read this. (Also, regarding the pics, we didn’t have any new ones of Lindsay, so we went six months into the future and got these. No biggie.) TMZ reports:

It’s interesting because Lindsay was backstage at the Slash’s NYC concert minutes before she allegedly she drove her Porsche… More »

This is What Slash’s Wife Kicked

Just when you thought performing with the Black Eyed Peas last night was the most offensive thing Slash could ever do, it turns out Samantha Slopes (above) is the woman his wife Perla Ferrar decided to kick in the stomach backstage at an Ozzy concert thus defying all laws of logic and physics. TMZ reports:… More »

Slash’s Wife Sounds Reasonable

Despite backstage at an Ozzy concert being a classy and regal affair, Slash’s wife Perla Ferrar decided to prove she’s not the jealous type by kicking a woman directly in the stomach, according toTMZ:

According to the police report, it all went down backstage — where Slash and Mrs. Slash were hanging out… More »

Ryan Murphy Hates Slash, Too

If you haven’t been near the Internet in the past 24 hours Glee creator Ryan Murphy has launched a hissy fit after Kings of Leon refused to let their music appear on his show. Ryan’s prima donna behavior is, naturally, being fueled by Perez Hilton because apparently saying “no” to Glee is the equivalent of… More »

Slash is Getting a Divorce

Proving a long-held theory of mine that rock stars should never get married because Mick Jagger is 106 and still gets free ass, Slash is reportedly divorcing his wife of nine years and, basing this on absolutely nothing but them being on the same stage this weekend (Journalism!), is now entangled in a an epic… More »

Tom Cruise hit on Slash

This apparently happened over the weekend, but there’s no way I could live with myself without passing along the most random TCLTC anecdote yet. From the New York Times:

POOR Slash. All the star guitarist wanted to do was tune his Gibson and collect his thoughts before going onstage at the Staples Center… More »

Slash wrote a book

When I came across these pictures of Slash in a bookstore I assumed he was there to drink his weight in Jack Daniels then shoot laser beams out of his guitar in the cooking section. Turns out he hit up Barnes & Noble yesterday to sign his book. Yup, that’s right. Slash wrote… More »