A Special Thanks
Here's Cara Delevingne posing nude for John Hardy while I thank everyone for their hard work and feedback because I'm a soft bitch.
Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant
By the time you're reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose's b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours.
Stop Touching Your Sister, America, Or We’re Not Going To Chuck E. Cheese
Never forget how the Cold War was won. Alright, folks, it's the Fourth of July, and whether you celebrate it thinking Jesus himself handed our forefathers machine guns from the heavens to defeat the King of England then made them specifically promise never to surrender them to secret Muslims from Kenya, or if you understand…