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The Crap We Missed Returns Monday, Here’s Nina Agdal To Tide You Over

Nina Agdal poses in a bikini for Beach Bunny while I announce the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed that no one will read and still complain about because I mentioned Nina Agdal in a bikini, right?

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015

A Special Thanks

Here’s Cara Delevingne posing nude for John Hardy while I thank everyone for their hard work and feedback because I’m a soft bitch.

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015

Just As It Began With Amber Rose, So Shall It Continue

Amber Rose in a bikini started the process, and so shall she continue it. Maybe this time without a top on. Who’s to say? It might get freaky.

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015

Haha! You Have To Look At Paris Hilton All Morning

Enjoy Paris Hilton’s maybe-implants while we switch over to the new site which technically you’re already looking at, but this post got lost, so just roll with it, alright?

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015

Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant

By the time you’re reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose’s b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours.

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015

Gather ‘Round Michelle Lewin’s Butt, Children

First off, huge thanks to all you thoughtful bastards for the ideas to keep The Crap We Missed alive yesterday. We’re definitely weighing our options, but in the meantime, you may have noticed Photo Boy man-handled all the writing today, and that’s because I just found out yesterday we’re getting a new site as early…

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015

Happy Holidays, Everybody!

Alright, folks, it’s that time of the year again. We’ll return Monday for a few days of light blogging, but look for the first three Best of 2014 posts to start rolling out on Friday. (I already put the runner-ups for January, February, and March under the tag, so don’t say I didn’t get you…

By: The Superficial / December 24, 2014

All Things Begin And End With Coco

Last Friday when things really started to go pear-shaped, Coco was there to guide us into the darkness. And now that we’re slowly exiting the darkness, it’s only fitting that she’s here to guide us back into the light. Also, Photo Boy cropped these like four days ago, and butts are money. But enough Kierkegaard,…

By: The Superficial / September 4, 2014

Error Establishing A Database Connection?

And I’m taking a breather. See you guys later tonight, maybe tomorrow. It’s a mystery.

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By: The Superficial / September 2, 2014

A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial

Seven years ago today, Karl Wang plucked me out of nowhere and published my first post on The Superficial which you can see here. It reads like shit, and I’ve only marginally improved as a writer, but I won’t bore you to tears with how I obtained the power of The Glow despite my pale,…

By: The Superficial / August 20, 2014

We’re Experiencing Technical Difficulties

Billy Ray Cyrus shooting heroin into Jesus difficulties.

So here’s our day so far: First, we couldn’t, and still can’t, access one of our largest photo agencies that’s having technical issues of its own. Then, our server decided to epically shit the bed for at least the past two hours and is slowly…

By: The Superficial / August 13, 2014

So That ‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Review

If you’ve been following the site for the past year, then you probably know I’ve been going nerdshit over Guardians of The Galaxy and all the raccoons with a machine gun within. (It even adjusts its little crotch!) So imagine how awesome it must’ve been for me to finally sit down in a theater only…

By: The Superficial / August 3, 2014

Happy Birthday, America, You Fat Dumb Bastard

In honor of America’s proud tradition of making things go “BOOM” to celebrate our independence from a country that far surpasses us in health care, education, gun control, you name it, The Superficial will be off today because a paid holiday’s a paid holiday no matter whose bullshit birthday it is. (What’s up, Jesus?) So…

By: The Superficial / July 4, 2014

Nicki Minaj Is Committed To Underboob

Just a quick note that no one will read because underboob, those annoying ad thingies that showed up after every photo have thankfully been removed making our galleries less of a pain in the dick. Of course, something equally as ridiculous will probably replace them, but in the meantime, pretend I actually have control over…

By: The Superficial / June 4, 2014

I Went On Vacation And All You Got Was A Garbage Bag Full of Cottage Cheese

Alright, folks, it’s that time of the year again when I retreat to the south and remind myself why I wish The Union had nukes during the Civil War. So as always, you’ll be in the soft, capable, probing hands of Photo Boy. That said, you probably won’t be seeing a Most Important People thi…

By: The Superficial / April 25, 2014

We Went To The Movies And All You Got Are These Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini Photos

Alright, folks, apparently the summer blockbuster season starts the first weekend of April now, so by the time you’re reading this Photo Boy and I are on our way to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier where there will be no hand holding or butterfly kisses. I don’t care what that hobo we paid to…

By: The Superficial / April 4, 2014

We’re Experiencing Technical Difficulties

For those of you living in the northeast, we just got buttslammed with an ice storm that’s left Photo Boy without power along with diverting the Susquehanna River into his basement. The whole river. On top of that, I’m locked out of our largest photo agency while our parent company’s in the middle of hashing…

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2014

Hey, Look At Me Doing Interviews

“What if I wrote about politics on a pair of tits? No…” – Me, at the office

So Todd over at IDLYITW asked me to take part in his new 10 Questions series which I reluctantly agreed to despite my demands to be the participant with the hottest ass. (Goddamn you, Anastasia Ashley.)…

By: The Superficial / October 11, 2013

Wow, @nerdslashgeek Has Some Familiar Tweets

UPDATE 1/10/14: “David C.” is now back to his original handle @nerddad. To this day, he’s never acknowledged any of the plagiarism pointed out here, or any items he took from other sites. Fortunately, he has kids who he has to look in the eye, so no amounts of relinking this post will ever to…

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2013

Stop Touching Your Sister, America, Or We’re Not Going To Chuck E. Cheese

Never forget how the Cold War was won.

Alright, folks, it’s the Fourth of July, and whether you celebrate it thinking Jesus himself handed our forefathers machine guns from the heavens to defeat the King of England then made them specifically promise never to surrender them to secret Muslims from Kenya, or if…

By: The Superficial / July 4, 2013
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