On Wednesday night, Sinead O’Connor wrote a lengthy open letter to Miley Cyrus encouraging her not to be “prostituted” by the music industry which Miley responded to by calling Sinead Amanda Bynes, missing the point of her tearing up a picture of The Pope and letting Terry Richardson put her Vagina Melvin on the Internet. More »
I don’t think she read it.
“Remember the other day when I said, ‘Barry, difficult me brown!’ and you said, ‘Sinead, you can’t bloody come in here naked smokin’ a wee crack pipe? This is my office!’? What’d ya mean by that?”
When Sinead O’Connor’s marriage to Barry Herridge come to a sudden end just before Christmas, my world became a dark, empty cage of sadness and depression. Was there nothing true in this world? Was anal not the key to the soul? But, alas, a beacon of light has come shining through, proving that love conquers… More »
“It’s all very simple, lad. Ya come in, have a coupla pataytohs, difficult me brown, then wipe yourself off with this towel the Good Lord draped around me arse. You’ll be home in time for suppah.”
This tin-foil is all the Difficult Brown she needs – inside the Matrix.
When Sinead O’Connor married Barry Herridge just 18 days ago the world was led to believe true love would always find a way to have it’s brown difficulted. Sadly, those dreams have been dashed. Via RadarOnline:
“Dear friends,… More »
Proving that being immediately open and receptive to The Difficult Brown will land you a husband (Ladies?), Sinead O’Connor was married last night to some dude named Barry Herridge, who we know next to nothing about save his wanton lust for butt sex and its ability to override any and all rational decisions. On that… More »
Back in August Sinead O’Connor wrote a lengthy blog post lamenting the lack of sex in her life, particularly in her butt. Except after looking at these photos of Jesus tattooed above her breasts, I realize she was obviously joking because I can’t book a flight to Ireland fast enough. “Hello, Potato Airlines? Send a… More »
“Why aren’t you a penis?! ARRRGGHHH!!”
Sinead O’Connor looks like this now, so keep that in mind as you read the personal ad she posted to her blog over the weekend that people are only just now catching onto because, honestly, we all thought she was dead. I posted the full text after… More »