Posts tagged "Sinead O’Connor"

Sinead O’Connor Has Now Written Three Open Letters To Miley Cyrus

On Wednesday night, Sinead O’Connor wrote a lengthy open letter to Miley Cyrus encouraging her not to be “prostituted” by the music industry which Miley responded to by calling Sinead Amanda Bynes, missing the point of her tearing up a picture of The Pope and letting Terry Richardson put her Vagina Melvin on the Internet.

The Superficial / October 4, 2013

Miley Cyrus Is Over Twerking, Nipples And Vaginal Pageantry Are The New Hotness

Last night, Sinead O’Connor wrote an open letter to Miley Cyrus warning her not to be “prostituted” by her label and that she’s talented enough not to be constantly naked for attention.
I don’t think she read it.
Photos: Terry Richardson

The Superficial / October 3, 2013

Now Sinead O’Connor Is Just Making The Difficult Brown Too Difficult

“Remember the other day when I said, ‘Barry, difficult me brown!’ and you said, ‘Sinead, you can’t bloody come in here naked smokin’ a wee crack pipe? This is my office!’? What’d ya mean by that?”
What was once a tale of true love triumphing on the wings of butt sex, Sinead O’Connor and Barry

The Superficial / January 13, 2012

Sinead O’Connor’s Husband Couldn’t Bear Another Moment With Her Brown Undifficulted: A Love Story

When Sinead O’Connor’s marriage to Barry Herridge come to a sudden end just before Christmas, my world became a dark, empty cage of sadness and depression. Was there nothing true in this world? Was anal not the key to the soul? But, alas, a beacon of light has come shining through, proving that love conquer…

The Superficial / January 4, 2012

Why Sinead O’Connor Probably Shouldn’t Have Married A Drug Counselor

“It’s all very simple, lad. Ya come in, have a coupla pataytohs, difficult me brown, then wipe yourself off with this towel the Good Lord draped around me arse. You’ll be home in time for suppah.”
When Sinead O’Connor married Barry Herridge it just seemed like your classic case of boy meets girl on the…

The Superficial / December 29, 2011

Sinead O’Connor Just Difficult Browned Kim Kardashian

This tin-foil is all the Difficult Brown she needs – inside the Matrix.
When Sinead O’Connor married Barry Herridge just 18 days ago the world was led to believe true love would always find a way to have it’s brown difficulted. Sadly, those dreams have been dashed. Via RadarOnline:
“Dear friends, I had for reaso…

The Superficial / December 27, 2011

Sinead O’Connor Got Married

Proving that being immediately open and receptive to The Difficult Brown will land you a husband (Ladies?), Sinead O’Connor was married last night to some dude named Barry Herridge, who we know next to nothing about save his wanton lust for butt sex and its ability to override any and all rational decisions. On that…

The Superficial / December 9, 2011

Jesus On Sinead O’Connor’s Chest Asks, ‘Why No Difficult Brown?’

Back in August Sinead O’Connor wrote a lengthy blog post lamenting the lack of sex in her life, particularly in her butt. Except after looking at these photos of Jesus tattooed above her breasts, I realize she was obviously joking because I can’t book a flight to Ireland fast enough. “Hello, Potato Airlines? Send a…

The Superficial / October 28, 2011

Sinead O’Connor is Really Horny

“Why aren’t you a penis?! ARRRGGHHH!!”
Sinead O’Connor looks like this now, so keep that in mind as you read the personal ad she posted to her blog over the weekend that people are only just now catching onto because, honestly, we all thought she was dead. I posted the full text after the cut…

The Superficial / August 26, 2011