Posts tagged "Sienna Miller"

The 87th Annual Academy Awards

Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it.

The Superficial | February 23, 2015 - 10:15 am

GOLDEN GLOBES: These Women Gave Birth Then Dared Showed Their Faces in Public

Claire Danes, Megan Fox and Sienna Miller are all beautifully slim women who recently had babies and then almost immediately snapped right back into shape if they were even out of it at all. Adele, on the other hand.. well, let’s just say she’s right back to her post-baby weight. So with that in mind,…

The Superficial | January 14, 2013 - 9:05 am

Sienna Miller is Pregnant. Suck It, Jude Law!

After two attempts to have a relationship with Jude Law blew up in her face thanks to his insatiable love for banging his children’s nannies – Or “Schwarzenegger Syndrome” for those of you in the medical field. – Sienna Miller has finally exacted her revenge by letting some hipster (Tom Sturridge? Sounds made up.) ejaculate…

The Superficial | January 6, 2012 - 11:15 am

Sienna Miller is Finally Someone in a Bikini

Here’s Sienna Miller with Jude Law in Ibiza today and based on how ridiculously slow of a news day it’s been so far, I’ll fucking take it. This is like finding a drop of a water on a cactus leaf after crossing a desert. Seriously, who cares if it’s kind of boring and tastes like…

The Superficial | August 5, 2010 - 1:29 pm

Sienna Miller in a Bikini and Other News

- Kim Kardashian loves Brown Boxes. (I like how they got the real Khloe to star in this.) [LisaNova]
- Kelsey Grammer didn’t have a prenup. Smart. [Dlisted]
- Marisa Miller was at the ESPYs. [Hollywood Tuna]
– And so was Ashley Greene. [IDLYITW]
- Mila Kunis. I’m going to respect her hotness by not…

The Superficial | July 15, 2010 - 4:58 pm

Sienna Miller in a bikini

Here’s Sienna Miller in Barbados yesterday and I almost didn’t recognize her in some of these shots. Probably because she wasn’t fucking a married man and/or Jude Law which I just assumed was her calling card. Sort of like how a magician always enters a room in a cloud of smoke.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

The Superficial | December 23, 2009 - 9:44 am

Sienna Miller in a bikini

Here’s Sienna Miller (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) in Ibiza yesterday most likely celebrating the fact she was actually in a movie people wanted to see for once. Well, at least for the first weekend until word gets out Channing Tatum has the screen presence of mayonnaise.
Photos: Splash News

The Superficial | August 14, 2009 - 11:15 am

Lady Gaga understands showmanship

- Jessica Simpson’s new reality show gets the green light. Because it’s been far too long since America was reminded why she’s our dumbest, breastiest treasure. [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal wear matching outfits. Wow, and I seriously thought Perez Hilton would be the gayest thing I wrote about all day.

The Superficial | June 22, 2009 - 8:59 pm

Russell Crowe’s obesity gets Sienna Miller fired

Russell Crowe’s stubborn refusal to diet has cost Sienna Miller the role of Maid Marian in Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood remake Nottingham. The Daily Mail reports
Crowe, 44, has not shed the four stone he gained for his role in the recent Body Of Lies, where he played a former journalist who hunts down terrorists…

The Superficial | January 13, 2009 - 2:27 pm

Sienna Miller likes ‘em married

Sienna Miller is done with Brothers and Sisters star Balthazar Getty, according to Us Magazine:
“I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that,” she said Friday at the Hollywood Dominoes: VIP Launch in London. “It’s nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly want to scrutinize and discuss. I’m cool…

The Superficial | November 9, 2008 - 10:50 am

Sienna Miller suing UK papers over topless photos

Sienna Miller was basically labeled a homewrecker after topless photos of her on vacation with Balthazar Getty emerged. It also didn’t help that Balthazar waited a week to announce he was separated from his wife at the time. So, Sienna is looking to cash in on the situation by suing The Sun, News of the…

The Superficial | July 24, 2008 - 1:01 am

Balthazar Getty: ‘Oh, hey, my wife and I separated. Did I not mention that?’

After photos of him and a topless Sienna Miller emerged, actor Balthazar Getty decided to wait a full week to announce he and his wife have been separated. Maybe he digs the asshole vibe, I dunno. Here’s the statement Balthazar issued to the press via Us Magazine:
“The breakdown of a marriage is a very…

The Superficial | July 21, 2008 - 11:17 pm

Sienna Miller hangs out topless with married actor

These are the much ballyhooed photos of Sienna Miller hanging out topless in Portofino, Italy with married actor Balthazar Getty of ABC’s Brothers and Sisters. The dude has been denying in the press that he’s involved with Sienna, but just in case, his wife is flying to Italy to sort things out, according to NY

The Superficial | July 15, 2008 - 3:58 pm

Sienna Miller behind Sean Penn’s divorce

Sienna Miller may be the catalyst for Sean Penn and Robin Wright-Penn’s divorce. Sienna and Sean were spotted together partying in a New York hotel suite while Robin was home with the kids. NY Daily News reports:
“Sienna was sitting on Sean’s lap,” according the source. “She was dressed very sexily. She had her arm…

The Superficial | January 17, 2008 - 11:29 am

Sienna Miller nipple slip

Sienna Miller’s character seems to have a cold in her new movie Hippie Hippie Shake. She also doesn’t seem to wear a bra. Sienna must be playing some sort of inspiring female role model that other women can look up to. Wait, of course! She’s Susan B. Anthony. I should’ve known. The nipple was…

The Superficial | October 31, 2007 - 2:55 pm

Sienna Miller completely nude

Sienna Miller apparently has a nude scene at a lake in her latest movie Hippie Hippie Shake. No need to thank me for sharing these with you. I know, I know, I’ve got a heart of gold. I remembered you guys go crazy for crack-thin chicks with small boobies. Something about women with the…

The Superficial | October 9, 2007 - 1:03 pm

Sienna Miller does some topless tanning

Not sure when Sienna Miller turned into Lindsay Lohan, but she was spotted in Ibiza, Spain today doing some topless tanning. And I have to admit, she looks pretty good for somebody who I’ve never seen in a movie and wouldn’t even know was famous except that people tell me she is. This might…

Superficial | August 21, 2007 - 3:05 pm

Sienna Miller isn’t very exciting

Sienna Miller was spotted on a Balearic Islands beach in maybe the most boring bikini pictures I’ve ever seen. I could put up pictures of an encyclopedia and it’d probably be more exciting than this.

Photos: Splash

Superficial | August 8, 2007 - 6:17 pm

Sienna Miller gets dressed with her eyes closed

Sienna Miller showed up to this year’s Isle of Wight festival dressed like some sort of folklore creature. She looks like she should be living under a bridge, jumping out at passersby and threatening to take their first born unless they answer three riddles.

Superficial | June 11, 2007 - 11:49 am

Sienna Miller puts makeup on her butt

Sienna Miller says she got makeup put on her butt to cover up stretch marks while doing her nude scenes in Factory Girl. She tells Closer magazine:
“They spray makeup all over your body so you don’t see the stretch marks that we girls all have. One day I’ll wake up and my bum…

Superficial | February 8, 2007 - 9:52 am
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