Posts tagged "short shorts"

Sarah Palin wears short shorts

Hello, hello. These are photos of Sarah Palin chilling by the pool at her Miami hotel yesterday. She was in town for the Republican Governors Association meeting where she was all business, but after hours, she’s all sexy a gosh-darn don’tcha know. Not bad looking legs on the Governor. Almost makes me reconsider my vote.

The Superficial / November 14, 2008

Kim Kardashian defies laws of physics, wears short shorts

Before adorning her ass, Kim Kardashian’s shorts once functioned as a table cloth for a family of 12, a hot air balloon cover and an old time revival tent. They would later go on to become the official plaid donor for not only the PGA tour, but the entire country of Scotland. True story.

The Superficial / August 15, 2008

Hayden Panettiere and the Friday song

Aw yeah, it’s Friday, Fr-Fr-Friday,
What? What? Friday,
Yes! Yes! Friday,
What’s on Friday? Fr-Fr-Friday,
Hayden’s short shorts,
With some boobies,
Freaking short shorts with some boobies,
Say whaaaaat?

Wow. Jesus. Let’s, uh, let’s pretend that didn’t just happen. Have a great weekend, everybody. I’m going to call my therapist now. *picks up phone* Hello?

The Superficial / April 18, 2008

Gisele Bundchen, your, uh, butt’s sticking out

Gisele Bundchen poses for a photo shoot in Malibu with fashion photographer Mario Testino. (Hehe. Testino.) I used to think I had the greatest job in the world until I saw this crew-member diligently working to make sure Gisele’s ass looks magnifico. Truly he’s doing God’s work and shall be rewarded for such in the…

The Superficial / April 2, 2008

Jennifer Aniston wears short shorts

Here’s shots of Jennifer Aniston wearing short shorts on the set of her new movie Marley & Me where she may or may not be riding horses made of butterscotch with Owen Wilson. Or something to that effect. These pictures might not have anything to do with anything but I just stared into Amy Winehouse’s

The Superficial / March 18, 2008

Pamela Anderson see-through shirt


Pamela Anderson was spotted in Agoura Hills wearing short shorts and a slightly see-through shirt. Which isn’t actually news, but it’s a super slow day so this is the kind of crap you’re going to have to deal with. The next celebrity to order lunch or get in their car will probably…

Superficial / May 9, 2007

William H. Macy thinks Lindsay Lohan should have her ass kicked

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William H. Macy jumped on the bandwagon and bashed Lindsay Lohan’s poor work ethic today during a press junket promoting his new movie. He says:
“You can’t show up late,” Macy, 56, told reporters Thursday at a Los Angeles junket promoting his new movie, Everyone’s Hero. “It’s very, very disrespectful. I think…

Superficial / August 24, 2006

Jessica Simpson wears short shorts

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Jessica Simpson performed at The Factory last Friday and wore some shorts which showed off her lower butt cheeks. Which would’ve been fantastic two years ago but now she just looks dated and desperate. And that front pouch she’s got going on doesn’t help at all. It looks like she’s hiding a…

Superficial / August 14, 2006

Victoria Beckham has a new Hebrew tattoo

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Victoria Beckham recently got a new Hebrew tattoo which means: “I am my beloved’s, and my beloved is mine.” If you’re anything like me you’re probably asking yourself where the tattoo is. “I don’t see it. Is it on her butt? Is it under her shorts? What’s the deal?” I can’t stop staring…

Superficial / July 10, 2006

Jessica Simpson Daisy Dukes

So apparently the site has turned into a Jessica Simpson tribute page or something. I’d put up a fight, but when the subject looks as good in short shorts as Jessica does, I just don’t really care. I’m still just hoping that the producers of The Dukes of Hazzard have somehow managed to work i…

Superficial / December 9, 2004

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is to star opposite Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville in her first major screen role as Daisy Duke in a big screen version of ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’. I don’t know about her acting, but Jessica Simpson in totally hot short shorts should be good times. Good times indeed. Now if only…

Superficial / September 14, 2004