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So Shia LaBeouf Is Getting Murdered

Shia LaBeouf is ready to give his life for his new performance piece. He truly is the Jesus Fart Christ of Art.

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Shia LaBeouf Is The David Blaine Of Hipster Douche Art Now

Shia LaBeouf is staying inside a literal fartbox for 24 hours. Fine, goddamnit, I give up. He’s art now. This is art.

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Shia LaBeouf’s Livestreaming Himself Watching Himself

Shia LaBeouf wants you to watch him watch all of his movies. We’re legally allowed to kill him now, right?

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Shia LaBeouf Got Arrested Again

Shia LaBeouf got arrested for acting like Shia LaBeouf.

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Shia LaBeouf Is Plagiarizing Chris Brown Now, Oh Good

Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend Mia Goth were filmed fighting in Germany. He later claims he would’ve killed her if two locals hadn’t stepped in.

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James Franco Parodied Shia LaBeouf’s TED Talk Parody

James Franco parodied Shia LaBeouf’s TED Talk parody and if that makes you angrily confused, congratulations, you’re competely normal. …

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Shia LaBeouf Saying ‘Do It’ Over And Over Again? Goddammit, Internet

Shia LaBeouf made a fake motivational speech that’s captivated the Internet like a shiny quarter. A bright, shiny quarter. Whee! Look at it go.

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Shia LaBeouf Played The Slave Card

Shia LaBeouf says to be a celebrity, you must be an ‘enslaved body.’ *cracks knuckles* Let’s do this.

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Sia’s Sorry She Put Shia LaBeouf In A Cage With A Little Girl

“I’m about to have a twelve year-old’s crotch in my face, aren’t I? I’ve made a huge mistake.”

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Shia LaBeouf did X, X was stupid and everyone went “Right, well, Shia LaBeouf is a crazy person, so…” This time’s…

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Shia LaBeouf Claims He Was ‘Raped’ During His Performance Art Show

Thanks to Bill Cosby, there’s been a dialog happening about the credibility of rape accusers and how the trauma of the act itself along with societal stigmas can cause them to remain silent for years, if not decades, so what better time for Shia LaBeouf to claim that some dude’s girl totally couldn’t resist “raping”

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Shia LaBeouf’s A Metamodernist Christian Now

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If you’re wondering what the fuck that headline means, let me get the answer right out of the way. Nothing. It means absolutely nothing other than it’s one of the rambling, navel-gazing responses Shia LaBeouf mouth-farted to Interview Magazine during what felt like an endless diatribe on art, life,…

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Kiss The Hand of LaBeouf, You Child-Stealing Bitch! KISS IT!

And in that moment we all became Jon Bernthal. As did Jon Bernthal become all of us.

Amen.

I miss Music Tits, too. Shh, shh. It’s okay, it’s okay.

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Shia LaBeouf’s Drunk Butt-Touching Days Are Over

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Remember last week when the artist formerly known as the actor Shia LaBeouf went on Ellen to thoughtfully reflect on society’s shared existential void, which lead him to act out, in turn leading meanie meanheads to say mean things about him on the Internet? It could have been all…

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Shia LaBeouf Just Had An Existential Crisis, You Guys, He’s All Better

For roughly two years now, counting the Marilyn Manson and butterflies on his penis days, Shia LaBeouf has been a walking performance art twatwaffle who mostly was just plagiarizing anything he could get his hands on. Eventually all of that culminated in him being arrested at a Broadway performance of Cabaret for slapping people’s asses

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No, No, No, Shia LaBeouf’s Penis And Other News

- Kristen Wiig might have banged Scott Speedman. [Lainey Gossip]

- Fran Drescher’s new husband didn’t invent email by the way. [Dlisted]

- Future Lower Back Problems > Fantasy Football [theCHIVE]

- Miley Cyrus bought a hot glue gun and thinks she’s an artist now. [Fishwrapper]

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Guys, I’m Pretty Sure Megan Fox Wants To Bang Shia LaBeouf Again

Earlier in the week, Megan Fox made it a point to let the world know she’s not having sex with Brian Austin Green. On top of that, she made a passive aggressive jab that he wants more kids because “he doesn’t have to do any of the work” and then followed that up by naming…

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Did Shia LaBeouf Know Too Much?

Now that Shia LaBeouf has been effectively discredited thanks to a month of terrorizing New York with piss and butt-grabbing, it’s time to ask the hard questions about how he’s definitely a victim of MK Ultra. It’s totally obvious. Which brings us to Vigilant Citizen, a blog dedicated to pointing out how every single music…

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Shia LaBeouf Isn’t In Rehab, He’s In AA

Following his arrest for playing Marlboro Man Grab-Ass during a production of Cabaret, there were reports that Shia LaBeouf checked into rehab. Which apparently isn’t true, but his rep told TMZ he is attending AA meetings now making the real story here that Shia LaBeouf somehow has a rep. What the hell is that job…

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