Posts tagged "Shia LaBeouf"

Shia LaBeouf Is Plagiarizing Chris Brown Now, Oh Good

Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend Mia Goth were filmed fighting in Germany. He later claims he would’ve killed her if two locals hadn’t stepped in.

The Superficial / July 27, 2015

James Franco Parodied Shia LaBeouf’s TED Talk Parody

James Franco parodied Shia LaBeouf’s TED Talk parody and if that makes you angrily confused, congratulations, you’re competely normal.

Photo Boy / June 3, 2015

Shia LaBeouf Saying ‘Do It’ Over And Over Again? Goddammit, Internet

Shia LaBeouf made a fake motivational speech that’s captivated the Internet like a shiny quarter. A bright, shiny quarter. Whee! Look at it go.

The Superficial / June 1, 2015

Shia LaBeouf Played The Slave Card

Shia LaBeouf says to be a celebrity, you must be an ‘enslaved body.’ *cracks knuckles* Let’s do this.

Photo Boy / April 21, 2015

Sia’s Sorry She Put Shia LaBeouf In A Cage With A Little Girl

“I’m about to have a twelve year-old’s crotch in my face, aren’t I? I’ve made a huge mistake.”

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Shia LaBeouf did X, X was stupid and everyone went “Right, well, Shia LaBeouf is a crazy person, so…” This time’…

Photo Boy / January 9, 2015

Shia LaBeouf Claims He Was ‘Raped’ During His Performance Art Show

Thanks to Bill Cosby, there’s been a dialog happening about the credibility of rape accusers and how the trauma of the act itself along with societal stigmas can cause them to remain silent for years, if not decades, so what better time for Shia LaBeouf to claim that some dude’s girl totally couldn’t resist “raping”…

The Superficial / December 1, 2014

Shia LaBeouf’s A Metamodernist Christian Now

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If you’re wondering what the fuck that headline means, let me get the answer right out of the way. Nothing. It means absolutely nothing other than it’s one of the rambling, navel-gazing responses Shia LaBeouf mouth-farted to Interview Magazine during what felt like an endless diatribe on art, life,…

Photo Boy / October 22, 2014

Kiss The Hand of LaBeouf, You Child-Stealing Bitch! KISS IT!

And in that moment we all became Jon Bernthal. As did Jon Bernthal become all of us.

I miss Music Tits, too. Shh, shh. It’s okay, it’s okay.
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The Superficial / October 15, 2014

Shia LaBeouf’s Drunk Butt-Touching Days Are Over

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Remember last week when the artist formerly known as the actor Shia LaBeouf went on Ellen to thoughtfully reflect on society’s shared existential void, which lead him to act out, in turn leading meanie meanheads to say mean things about him on the Internet? It could have been all…

Photo Boy / October 14, 2014

Shia LaBeouf Just Had An Existential Crisis, You Guys, He’s All Better

For roughly two years now, counting the Marilyn Manson and butterflies on his penis days, Shia LaBeouf has been a walking performance art twatwaffle who mostly was just plagiarizing anything he could get his hands on. Eventually all of that culminated in him being arrested at a Broadway performance of Cabaret for slapping people’s asses

The Superficial / October 10, 2014

No, No, No, Shia LaBeouf’s Penis And Other News

- Kristen Wiig might have banged Scott Speedman. [Lainey Gossip]
- Fran Drescher’s new husband didn’t invent email by the way. [Dlisted]
- Future Lower Back Problems > Fantasy Football [theCHIVE]
- Miley Cyrus bought a hot glue gun and thinks she’s an artist now. [Fishwrapper]
- Mark Driscoll’s frat boy Jesus empire is crumbling.

The Superficial / September 9, 2014

Guys, I’m Pretty Sure Megan Fox Wants To Bang Shia LaBeouf Again

Earlier in the week, Megan Fox made it a point to let the world know she’s not having sex with Brian Austin Green. On top of that, she made a passive aggressive jab that he wants more kids because “he doesn’t have to do any of the work” and then followed that up by naming…

The Superficial / August 8, 2014

Did Shia LaBeouf Know Too Much?

Now that Shia LaBeouf has been effectively discredited thanks to a month of terrorizing New York with piss and butt-grabbing, it’s time to ask the hard questions about how he’s definitely a victim of MK Ultra. It’s totally obvious. Which brings us to Vigilant Citizen, a blog dedicated to pointing out how every single music…

The Superficial / July 8, 2014

Shia LaBeouf Isn’t In Rehab, He’s In AA

Following his arrest for playing Marlboro Man Grab-Ass during a production of Cabaret, there were reports that Shia LaBeouf checked into rehab. Which apparently isn’t true, but his rep told TMZ he is attending AA meetings now making the real story here that Shia LaBeouf somehow has a rep. What the hell is that jo…

The Superficial / July 2, 2014

Shia LaBeouf Is Probably In Rehab

Following his arrest Thursday night, and the string of crazy preceding it, X17online reports Shia LaBeouf has checked into rehab. (Although, Gossip Cop says that hasn’t happened yet but is probably coming soon.) And as much as I shit on Shia, I can’t even imagine what it’s like coping with the fact that one minute…

The Superficial / July 1, 2014

Shia LaBeouf Is Just Crazy

When Shia LaBeouf was arrested for smoking and playing grab-ass during a production of Cabaret on Thursday, the prevailing theory was he was looking for attention the day before a new Transformers movie – the first without him in it – was released. Except, according to TMZ, it turns out Shia LaBeouf has been spending…

The Superficial / June 30, 2014

Shia LaBeouf Arrested For Smoking & Slapping People’s Asses During Broadway Show

If you somehow haven’t heard by now, Shia LaBeouf, now known only to himself as the “Bob DeNiro of Performance Art, Bitch,” was arrested last night for smoking and slapping people’s asses during a performance of Cabaret and reportedly hauled out in tears while handcuffed. A dramatic scene that apparently ended as soon as he…

The Superficial / June 27, 2014

Alec Baldwin Isn’t Famous Anymore

In case you haven’t heard by now, Alec Baldwin has dictated a lengthy essay to Vulture about his decision to quit public life because he met with the faggots, and he made nice with the faggots, but you faggots can’t seem to leave him alone to do important work helping you faggots out. Which i…

The Superficial / February 24, 2014

James Franco Likes What Shia LaBeouf’s Butt Is Cooking

*inhales deeply* “I’m getting notes of bean burrito, smoky broccoli tannins, a truly complex bouquet, you?”
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James Franco has not only entered Shia LaBeouf’s fart cloud, he’s become one with it, grafting his very essence to it, farting it back out and inhaling it so deeply that he’ll never not smell…

Photo Boy / February 20, 2014
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