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Good Morning, Nabilla Benattia, And Other News

- This cleavage belongs to Helen Flanagan. [theCHIVE]

– The time Tracey Anderson first met Gwyneth Paltrow is naturally fucked up. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Aniston is done pretending to be pregnant until her next movie. [Dlisted]

- Lady GaGa’s topless again. [tooFab]

– Can we let… More »

Courtney Stodden, Take Notes

While Courtney Stodden found herself getting kicked out of a pumpkin patch in Valencia over the weekend, here’s Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in LA where she’s been flashing her beav in front of her kids since the moment they were conceived over by the gourds. And not only is she never kicked… More »

Shauna Sand, Paula Patton and Karolina Kurkova Wore Bikinis

Thanks to the acquisition/purchase of Photo Boy – True Story: He was the original Octo-kid, Secret #15. – we’re able to do our best not to let bikini photos get left behind as they pile up the further we get into the summer. That said, there’s only so much you can write about celebs in… More »

Oh, Now Lorenzo Lamas Wants His Kids Away From Shauna Sand

Despite his children being exposed to a constant 24-hour loop of spray-tanned labia and skeez, Lorenzo Lamas is only now seeking full custody of his daughters after Shauna Sand was arrested last night for domestic violence after spraying her husband in the face with mace. TMZ reports:

Lorenzo tells TMZ, he’ll ask the… More »

Shauna Sand Missed Us and Other News

- Alyssa Milano is pregnant. [TooFab]

- Peter Gianquinto strikes again. [Popeater]

- James Franco makes Burlesque slightly less nauseating. [Dlisted]

- DVDs that will get you laid this week without promises of Bentley. (Suck it, Charlie Sheen.) [Maxim]

- Adele is the anti-Gaga. [Lainey Gossip]
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It’s Officially Fall and Other News

- Andy Richter is officially Conan’s sidekick again. BOOM. [Popeater]

- Kid Cudi “Erase Me” featuring Kanye West. [Bossip]

- Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have cyber-sex. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson is not single, everybody. Yet. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alyson Michalka has… More »

Shauna Sand in a Bikini and Other News

- Taylor Lautner continues to be your new Tom Cruise. [Lainey Gossip]

- Vince Vaughn is gonna be a dad. [Dlisted]

- Danielle Staub is suing the other housewives. Of course. [Popeater]

- Audrina Patridge’s wonk-boobs endorse things now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Bradley Cooper’s penis is susceptible… More »

Shauna Sand’s nipples are back

Here’s Shauna Sand and British porn star Taylor Wane in Miami today reminding everyone that silicone will never stop being age’s punching bag. On that note, even with the presence of Franken-nips and leathery ham wallets, my favorite pic has to be the young boy talking to these crimes of nature. Because there’s no… More »

JWoww should show more cleavage

Here’s Jersey Shore’s walking around Miami yesterday and it’s impressive to see a girl so young already master the look and charm of a middle-aged Shauna Sand. And by impressive I mean I can’t wait to see this chick pull her kids’ toys out of her Cannoli-tunnel in front of the paparazzi. It’s the… More »

Shauna Sand still wearing bikinis and other news

- Angelina Jolie enjoys the sound of children crying. [Dlisted]

- George Lopez and Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter “feud” ended exactly as predicted. [PopEater]

- Jessica Szohr hawking for Ocean Pacific. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Zach Braff and Emmy Rossum might be having green intercourse. [Lainey Gossip]

- Marisa MillerMore »

Shauna Sand in a Bikini

You know what’s great about all these Shauna Sand photos I’ve posted on the site? In five years I can just change the heading to “Heidi Montag in a Bikini” and repost them all without anyone knowing. Even Heidi will look at them and go “Wait, I wasn’t at the beach that day. But… More »

Shauna Sand in a bikini and other news

- Jennifer Love Hewitt and the first time I read the words “cum dust.” [Dlisted]

- Avril Lavigne and Deryk Whibley makes some bad decisions together. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jake Gyllenhaal beats women? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Betty White is going to fuck Jesse James up. [PopEater]

- AudrinaMore »

Shauna Sand still an incredible mother and other news

- Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are only pretending to have sex when people are looking. [PopEater]

- Jennifer Lopez’s career goes from ass to mouth. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian has a lucky pillow or, my guess, a backup ass-pad. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Johnny Depp shirtless for GQ. More »

Chace Crawford used to bang Shauna Sand

The headline pretty much covers it. Star reports:

Four years before Gossip Girl brought him instant stardom, the 18-year-old hunky college freshman had a steamy, sex-filled romance with model/actress Shauna, the ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas and May 1996 Playmate who is 14 years his senior!
“He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately… More »

Shauna Sand: Mother of the Year

Continuing her trend of embarrassing whore moments in front of her kids, Shauna Sand spent last night flashing her panties to the paparazzi during a night out with her daughters. Although, in Shauna’s defense, I’m pretty sure the paps wouldn’t have shown after she called unless there were promises of making with the goods. More »

Shauna Sand to Carrie Prejean: ‘Sell the tape!’

Because she’s a mother, first, and a pornographer, second – but mostly both at the same time – Shauna Sand wrote a letter to Carrie Prejean encouraging her to save herself a mountain of legal fees and just let Vivid Entertainment’s Steven Hirsch buy the rights to her sex tape. Via TMZ:

I… More »

Shauna Sand flashes some nip in front of her kid. Classy.

Because apparently it’s Celeb Moms Turning Their Kids into Potential Serial Killers Day, here’s Shauna Sand exposing her freakishly sewn-on nipples to the paparazzi last night – with her daughter sitting right next to her. Granted, the poor girl is probably well-trained in plugging a leaky implant by now, I’m sure just once she’d… More »

Shauna Sand flashes her panties and other news

- Jessica Biel finally has a realistic perception of her acting career. [Lainey Gossip]

- Colin Farrell produces another male heir to his drunken throne, but who shall be named king? Load those bottles with bourbon, men. The joust is on! [PopEater]

- Khloe Kardashian’s ass was built for grizzly bear fighting. More »

Shauna Sand is auctioning her shit

Shauna Sand posted a video online today (After the jump) where she reveals she’s hawking her personal shit on eBay tomorrow. Everything from heels to swimsuits to personally autographed photos that if somebody ever gave me as a gift, I’d have the legal right to shoot them in the pancreas. Mom.

Thanks to… More »

Shauna Sand’s topless sex tape cover

Here’s the cover for Shauna Sand’s upcoming sex tape which she claims was never authorized because that tactic worked out awesome for the Armenian chick with the gigantic ass. Except one small problem, every one and their mother has seen Shauna’s naked breasts by this point, and Kim Kardashian doesn’t look like she died… More »

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