Lindsay Lohan’s Partying Already? Noooo

Lindsay Lohan has been out of rehab for nine whole days, and amazingly she’s made it this long without eyewitnesses seeing she’s full of shit and hasn’t changed a bit. On that note, remember how she couldn’t attend The Canyons premiere because it’d be full of triggers for a recovering addict? Apparently partying in a… More »

Shaq’s a 12-Year-Old Girl

In probably the greatest transition ever, Shaquille O’Neal goes from talking to Vanity Fair about his friendship with Justin Bieber to his secret career catching cyber-predators by pretending to be a 12-year-old girl. And, yes, I’m talking about the large black man up there: … More »