If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “I wonder what would happen if Rihanna and Shakira made out then proceeded to grind their spectacular asses all over the walls in a decadent, seaside mansion,” you’re going want to drop everything you’re doing and watch the “Can’t Remember To Forget You ft. Rihanna” video below. And if… More »
Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill,… More »
I don’t usually post harrowing tales of survival in the face of impossible odds, but it’s not everyday I come across one involving a deadly sea lion with a taste for human butt-flesh. The world most know of this! People reports:
Shakira is nursing a few scrapes and hailing her brother as a… More »
In this business, sometimes you have to know when to step out of the way and let the wedgies do the work.
This is one of those times.
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A surprising amount of you wrote in about this one, so here’s Shakira announcing to the world that she’s not so much single as “temporarily separated” which, let’s be realistic, means exactly the same thing. The only people who don’t bang anyone else while on a break are the dead, and even that’s debatable. Via… More »