Posts tagged "Shailene Woodley"

Kate Winslet Never ‘Snogged’ Leonardo DiCaprio

Kate Winslet was younger than 23 when she filmed Titanic, so based on everything we know about this world, Leonardo DiCaprio was required to have sex with her by law. But so far this week we’ve seen George Clooney get married and Mila Kunis birth Ashton Kutcher’s baby, so somebody’s traveling through time and fucking…

The Superficial | October 3, 2014 - 12:41 pm

Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker’s son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they’re super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator!

We can exclusively report that…

The Superficial | May 15, 2014 - 11:38 am

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora’s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my clothes on them. I should…

The Superficial | April 14, 2014 - 7:55 am

Shailene Woodley Isn’t Mary Jane Watson Anymore

“Ohmygod that helmet looks retarded. You’re fired.”
Sony made a big deal out of casting Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and even filmed scenes with her in New York. But then the Internet was all like, “Wait, I’m supposed to want to pee in that butt more than Emma

The Superficial | June 20, 2013 - 11:10 am

I Know You’re Doing Sexy Stuff Behind Behind That Sheet, Emma Stone

Here’s Emma Stone (Wearing girl underwear!!) filming The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in New York yesterday with Shailene Woodley where their characters are definitely having awesome lesbian porch sex behind that sheet, or they’re filming the pivotal scene where Gwen Stacy explains to Mary Jane how to bang Spider-Man after she’s dead. “So he likes it…

The Superficial | March 12, 2013 - 10:03 am

Chris Cooper Is Your New Green Goblin

“Why won’t you kiss me, Kevin Spacey?!”
Earlier in the week, I linked to a CBR report that assumed Colm Feore would be playing Norman Osborn in The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Except it turns out it’s actually going to be Chris Cooper who I’ll just assume sealed the deal with his Tex Richman rap. “My…

The Superficial | March 1, 2013 - 2:27 pm

It’s The New Spider-Man Costume

Here’s Andrew Garfield wearing the new Spider-Man costume on the set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 yesterday, and by new costume I mean they went right back to the one from the Tobey Maguire movies despite everyone liking The Amazing Spider-Man for not looking like those movies. (They also liked it for not cramming in…

The Superficial | February 26, 2013 - 10:14 am

Mary Jane Will Be In ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2,’ Is Probably That Chick From That Show

Casting has already started for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 which was immediately greenlit thanks to the first one still making a ton of money despite being an unnecessary sequel that you can literally feel the studio going, “Okay, now make him swing on a bunch of cranes. People love cranes.” That said, one of its…

The Superficial | October 11, 2012 - 11:02 am