Posts tagged "Sex Tape"

The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Trailer Has Arrived

Courtney Stodden‘s sex tape has a trailer, and she’s naked in it, so I literally don’t have to post anything for the rest of the month. See you in June!

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2015

Courtney Stodden Sold Her Sex Tape, But Isn’t Keeping The Money?

Courtney Stodden is allowing Vivid to distribue her ‘stolen’ sex tape, but she claims 100% of the profits will go to charity. Okay.

By: The Superficial / May 11, 2015

Courtney Stodden’s Struggle Is Real

Courtney Stodden walked around crying in public now to convince people her sex tape was leaked without her permission, and she doesn’t want all the money she’s definitely going to make and keep from it.

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2015

Courtney Stodden Will Pretend Her Sex Tape Was Stolen Now

Courtney Stodden’s sex tape was leaked now, so forget all those stories about her selling it and signing a $1 million contract. You imagined that.

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2015

Courtney Stodden Sold Her Sex Tape For $1 Million

Courtney Stodden sold her sex tape for $1 million, and she doesn’t even have sex in it. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK.

By: The Superficial / April 30, 2015

Courtney Stodden Is Shopping A Sex Tape, Nature.. Found A Way

Courtney Stodden is shopping around a solo sex tape because no one wants to see Doug Hutchison’s balls.

By: The Superficial / April 28, 2015

Hawkeye’s Divorce Is Going Well

Jeremy Renner claims his ex threatened to release embarrassing ‘intimate’ videos if he wouldn’t marry her so she could get her green card.

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Stassi Schroeder Has A Sex Tape

‘Vanderpump Rules’ star Stassi Schroeder made a sex tape because reality TV. That covers all the bases.

By: The Superficial / March 16, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Tour

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014

Iggy Azalea Has To Be Nice To Azealia Banks Or Her Sex Tape Will Leak

Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks (Who are surprisingly not the same person. God, I’m old.) have been having some sort of online shit-to-cuffs over Iggy’s appropriation of hip-hop culture without paying respect to the black community which is apparently a legitimate criticism because Q-Tip wrote a giant Twitter essay telling Iggy about herself. On to…

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

Mama June Won’t Make A Sex Tape, We’re Saved!

Choc-oh-late? Butter? Sgetti? Baby Ruth?

Yesterday, we learned that Mama June was offered $1 million to make a sex tape because Steve Hirsch is the goddamn devil and now is the hour of his unholy reckoning. Except Mama June is a good, Christian woman and has declined his request, so if anyone need…

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014

Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape

“Y’all wanna watch us do it Jon Gosselin-syle?”

When we last left Mama June — you know what? This shit’s fucked up by itself. I’m not dredging that all up again. Roll the TMZ quote:

Mama June may have bugs in her feet, but she’s still sexy enough to pull a…

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

Iggy Azalea Admits She’s In A Sex Tape, But Claims She Was Underage

Up until about 30 minutes ago, I couldn’t tell you who or what an Iggy Azalea is, or how she’s standing next to Rita Ora because I just assumed they’re the same person, but now I know that she’s some sort of singer with a Twitter account who just yesterday denied making a sex tape:…

By: The Superficial / September 12, 2014

Farrah Abraham’s ‘Research’ Magically Turned Into A $544,000 Stripping Job

Last week, we learned that Farrah Abraham took a cocktail waitress job at a strip club where she ended up stripping herself but, like, totally for research, you guys. Except apparently that research involves signing a half-a-million contract to keep stripping which I’m pretty sure is how Jennifer Aniston does it. She dips her permanently

By: The Superficial / August 20, 2014

Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Even Know What The Book She ‘Wrote’ Is About

If you’ve been following the illustrious, blowin’ all the haters away career of Farrah Abraham, then you know she’s joined the elite ranks of morons with a ghostwriter even though everyone knows they can’t read or write. Which can be lucrative provided you’re never asked even the most basic questions about the book you supposedly

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2014

Farrah Abraham Writes Erotica Now

Like any Christian author paying his or her dues, Farrah Abraham has to get a trilogy of erotic romance novels out of her system before she can set herself to the task of instructing you, the Godless heathens, on how to raise your children in a manner befitting the Kingdom of Heaven. Which brings u…

By: The Superficial / April 2, 2014

This Trailer Has Cameron Diaz’s Nipples In It

Here’s the red band trailer for Sex Tape featuring Cameron Diaz‘s nipples in a see-through shirt which I assure you is not an April Fool’s joke. More importantly, I got to write a post with the words “Cameron Diaz sex tape” in it which effectively makes me Lord of The Internet and rightful owner of…

By: The Superficial / April 1, 2014

Farrah Abraham Made A Song Called ‘BLOWIN’

Farrah Abraham‘s first two singles were autotuned abortions that borderlined on child abuse, so why should her new one be any different? Here’s the video for “BLOWIN” as in “blowin’ all the bullies away” and not “blowin James Deen in the dick while filming back-to-back pornos for money.” Because, you see, in Farrah’s magical music…

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2014

Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Sequel Has Stills Already

Well, that was fast. Here are stills from Farrah 2 Backdoor And More the sequel to Farrah Abraham‘s sex tape that’s already available for sale tomorrow night which Steve Hirsch swears is a “completely different movie” albeit one that apparently stars James Deen again. Because most amateur sex tapes filmed between two ordinary people involve…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2014

Farrah Abraham Didn’t Approve A New Sex Tape If You Don’t Count The Part When She Did

Now that she’s used rape as a cheap marketing tool, Farrah Abraham has moved on to part two of her sex tape sequel release plan: Act like she doesn’t want it released even though everyone knows exactly how these things work, you butt-squirting snozz-hole of fuck. TMZ reports:

Abraham is upset over Vivid…

By: The Superficial / February 10, 2014
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