Posts tagged "Sex Tape"

And Now A Poem By Brooke Hogan

If You Knew My Father’ By Brooke Bollea.

By: The Superficial / July 27, 2015

Hulk Hogan Fired From WWE Over Racist Sex Tape Transcript

Hulk Hogan has been officially terminated from the WWE after a racist recording was uncovered in his sex tape lawsuit against Gawker Media.

By: The Superficial / July 24, 2015

Someone Flew A Flag of Kim Kardashian Blowing Ray J At Glastonbury

A flag of Kim Kardashian blowing Ray J during their sex tape was flown during Kanye West’s Glastonbury performance because clearly God is real, and He hates the same people as me.

By: The Superficial / June 29, 2015

Courtney Stodden’s Mom Is Getting Her Own Porn Offers

Courtney Stodden’s mom is getting her own porn offers because, let’s be honest, the Internet wants to see everyone naked. EVE-RY-ONE.

By: The Superficial / June 2, 2015

Courtney Stodden’s Mom Quits Because of Sex Tape

Courtney Stodden’s mom resigns as her manager because of The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape which is apparently worse than letting a teenager marry a 50-year-old man.

By: The Superficial / May 28, 2015

The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Trailer Has Arrived

Courtney Stodden’s sex tape has a trailer, and she’s naked in it, so I literally don’t have to post anything for the rest of the month. See you in June!

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2015

Courtney Stodden Sold Her Sex Tape, But Isn’t Keeping The Money?

Courtney Stodden is allowing Vivid to distribue her ‘stolen’ sex tape, but she claims 100% of the profits will go to charity. Okay.

By: The Superficial / May 11, 2015

Courtney Stodden’s Struggle Is Real

Courtney Stodden walked around crying in public now to convince people her sex tape was leaked without her permission, and she doesn’t want all the money she’s definitely going to make and keep from it.

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2015

Courtney Stodden Will Pretend Her Sex Tape Was Stolen Now

Courtney Stodden’s sex tape was leaked now, so forget all those stories about her selling it and signing a $1 million contract. You imagined that.

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2015

Courtney Stodden Sold Her Sex Tape For $1 Million

Courtney Stodden sold her sex tape for $1 million, and she doesn’t even have sex in it. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK.

By: The Superficial / April 30, 2015

Courtney Stodden Is Shopping A Sex Tape, Nature.. Found A Way

Courtney Stodden is shopping around a solo sex tape because no one wants to see Doug Hutchison’s balls.

By: The Superficial / April 28, 2015

Hawkeye’s Divorce Is Going Well

Jeremy Renner claims his ex threatened to release embarrassing ‘intimate’ videos if he wouldn’t marry her so she could get her green card.

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Stassi Schroeder Has A Sex Tape

‘Vanderpump Rules’ star Stassi Schroeder made a sex tape because reality TV. That covers all the bases.

By: The Superficial / March 16, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Tour

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014

Iggy Azalea Has To Be Nice To Azealia Banks Or Her Sex Tape Will Leak

Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks (Who are surprisingly not the same person. God, I’m old.) have been having some sort of online shit-to-cuffs over Iggy’s appropriation of hip-hop culture without paying respect to the black community which is apparently a legitimate criticism because Q-Tip wrote a giant Twitter essay telling Iggy about herself. On to…

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

Mama June Won’t Make A Sex Tape, We’re Saved!

Choc-oh-late? Butter? Sgetti? Baby Ruth?

Yesterday, we learned that Mama June was offered $1 million to make a sex tape because Steve Hirsch is the goddamn devil and now is the hour of his unholy reckoning. Except Mama June is a good, Christian woman and has declined his request, so if anyone need…

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014

Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape

“Y’all wanna watch us do it Jon Gosselin-syle?”

When we last left Mama June — you know what? This shit’s fucked up by itself. I’m not dredging that all up again. Roll the TMZ quote:

Mama June may have bugs in her feet, but she’s still sexy enough to pull a…

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

Iggy Azalea Admits She’s In A Sex Tape, But Claims She Was Underage

Up until about 30 minutes ago, I couldn’t tell you who or what an Iggy Azalea is, or how she’s standing next to Rita Ora because I just assumed they’re the same person, but now I know that she’s some sort of singer with a Twitter account who just yesterday denied making a sex tape:…

By: The Superficial / September 12, 2014

Farrah Abraham’s ‘Research’ Magically Turned Into A $544,000 Stripping Job

Last week, we learned that Farrah Abraham took a cocktail waitress job at a strip club where she ended up stripping herself but, like, totally for research, you guys. Except apparently that research involves signing a half-a-million contract to keep stripping which I’m pretty sure is how Jennifer Aniston does it. She dips her permanently

By: The Superficial / August 20, 2014
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