Posts tagged "Sex Tape"

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Tour

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014

Iggy Azalea Has To Be Nice To Azealia Banks Or Her Sex Tape Will Leak

Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks (Who are surprisingly not the same person. God, I'm old.) have been having some sort of online shit-to-cuffs over Iggy's appropriation of hip-hop culture without paying respect to the black community which is apparently a legitimate criticism because Q-Tip wrote a giant Twitter essay …
By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

Mama June Won’t Make A Sex Tape, We’re Saved!

Choc-oh-late? Butter? Sgetti? Baby Ruth? Yesterday, we learned that Mama June was offered $1 million to make a sex tape because Steve Hirsch is the goddamn devil and now is the hour of his unholy reckoning. Except Mama June is a good, Christian woman and has declined his request, so if …
By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014

Mama June Offered $1 Million To Make A Sex Tape

"Y'all wanna watch us do it Jon Gosselin-syle?" When we last left Mama June -- you know what? This shit's fucked up by itself. I'm not dredging that all up again. Roll the TMZ quote: Mama June may have bugs in her feet, but she's still sexy enough to pull a $1 million …
By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014

Iggy Azalea Admits She’s In A Sex Tape, But Claims She Was Underage

Up until about 30 minutes ago, I couldn't tell you who or what an Iggy Azalea is, or how she's standing next to Rita Ora because I just assumed they're the same person, but now I know that she's some sort of singer with a Twitter account who just yesterday denied …
By: The Superficial / September 12, 2014

Farrah Abraham’s ‘Research’ Magically Turned Into A $544,000 Stripping Job

Last week, we learned that Farrah Abraham took a cocktail waitress job at a strip club where she ended up stripping herself but, like, totally for research, you guys. Except apparently that research involves signing a half-a-million contract to keep stripping which I'm pretty sure is how Jennifer Aniston does it.
By: The Superficial / August 20, 2014

Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Even Know What The Book She ‘Wrote’ Is About

If you've been following the illustrious, blowin' all the haters away career of Farrah Abraham, then you know she's joined the elite ranks of morons with a ghostwriter even though everyone knows they can't read or write. Which can be lucrative provided you're never asked even the …
By: The Superficial / June 9, 2014

Farrah Abraham Writes Erotica Now

Like any Christian author paying his or her dues, Farrah Abraham has to get a trilogy of erotic romance novels out of her system before she can set herself to the task of instructing you, the Godless heathens, on how to raise your children in a manner befitting the Kingdom of …
By: The Superficial / April 2, 2014

This Trailer Has Cameron Diaz’s Nipples In It

Here's the red band trailer for Sex Tape featuring Cameron Diaz's nipples in a see-through shirt which I assure you is not an April Fool's joke. More importantly, I got to write a post with the words "Cameron Diaz sex tape" in it which effectively makes me Lord of The Internet …
By: The Superficial / April 1, 2014

Farrah Abraham Made A Song Called ‘BLOWIN’

Farrah Abraham's first two singles were autotuned abortions that borderlined on child abuse, so why should her new one be any different? Here's the video for "BLOWIN" as in "blowin' all the bullies away" and not "blowin James Deen in the dick while filming back-to-back …
By: The Superficial / March 18, 2014

Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Sequel Has Stills Already

Well, that was fast. Here are stills from Farrah 2 Backdoor And More the sequel to Farrah Abraham's sex tape that's already available for sale tomorrow night which Steve Hirsch swears is a "completely different movie" albeit one that apparently stars James Deen again. Because …
By: The Superficial / February 11, 2014

Farrah Abraham Didn’t Approve A New Sex Tape If You Don’t Count The Part When She Did

Now that she's used rape as a cheap marketing tool, Farrah Abraham has moved on to part two of her sex tape sequel release plan: Act like she doesn't want it released even though everyone knows exactly how these things work, you butt-squirting snozz-hole of fuck. TMZ …
By: The Superficial / February 10, 2014

Farrah Abraham Made Another Sex Tape (That’s Really A Porno)

On the latest episode of Couples Therapy, the walking schnozzbag of lies known as Farrah Abraham milked her on-camera time by claiming she was raped while promoting her sex tape (that's really a porno) and vowed to never work in the industry again. A claim she'd already …
By: The Superficial / February 7, 2014

Farrah Abraham Can’t Keep The Lies About Her Sex Tape That’s Really A Porno Straight

Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary like, oh I dunno, you're looking right at her at a porn convention with Ron Jeremy, squirting tit-bag Farrah Abraham is still trying to claim Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom was an innocent sex tape she filmed with her "boyfriend" porn …
By: The Superficial / January 24, 2014

Tila Tequila Has A New Sex Tape Coming Out, Is A Marketing Genius

Up until last week it seemed like Tila Tequila had fallen off the face of the earth if not returned to Smurf Village where Papa Smurf had to answer some tough questions about his time in Nam. But then she claimed the Jews killed Paul Walker with their Illuminati powers and …
By: The Superficial / December 16, 2013

Welcome To 18, Kendall, Hope You Like Porn

Kendall Jenner turned 18 yesterday, and in honor of her family's rich heritage, several pornographic studios have offered to pay her several million dollars to have sex in front of a camera so people on the Internet can masturbate to it and possibly even purchase her after said masturbation, …
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2013

Here’s All The Shit Miley Cyrus Did On ‘SNL’

In case you somehow didn't hear the entire week leading up to it, and/or the past 24 hours since, Miley Cyrus hosted SNL over the weekend, so here are a shitload of clips from that. And for the record, I didn't watch a single one of these because my current bar …
By: The Superficial / October 7, 2013

Farrah Abraham Only Made $10,000 For Her Sex Tape That’s Really A Porno

When Farrah Abraham's sex tape that was a really a porno she deliberately shot with James Deen for money was "sold" to Vivid, she claimed she made $1 million which absolutely nobody believed. And rightly so because the amount was $10,000. She made $10,000 to get banged …
By: The Superficial / October 1, 2013

Farrah Abraham Is The Hero Feminism Deserves, Not The One It Needs Right Now

Back in May, Jezebel decided to go after Chrissy Teigen for calling Farrah Abraham a "slut" because it'd be totes post-modern cool to pretend Farrah is a regular Rosie Riveter making porn look like an expression of feminine freedom and not the entirely opportunistic cash grab she's still lying about it not being.
By: The Superficial / September 4, 2013

Sydney Leathers Might Have HIV From Porn Already

Just to bring everybody up to speed on exactly how many pornos Sydney Leathers has made in the less than four weeks since it was revealed she was sexting Anthony Weiner, it's two. Her "self-pleasure" video made barely two weeks later, and now "Weiner And Me," a full-fledged adult film that …
By: The Superficial / August 22, 2013
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