Posts tagged "sex"

Pete Wentz talks about ‘banging’ Ashlee Simpson

Pete Wentz must want a divorce. The Fall Out Boy bassist spent the morning talking candidly with Howard Stern about his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and basically stopped short of drawing an exact diagram of her vulva. Here are the highlights via E! Online:
On her post-baby body:
And Ashlee probably didn’t want him…

The Superficial | December 16, 2008 - 4:45 pm

Amy Winehouse to divorce: ‘It’s over.’ ‘Only together for the sex.’

Amy Winehouse, presumably in exchange for a wheelbarrow full of crack, has revealed to News of the World that her marriage to Blake-Fielder Civil is over. He’s leaving her for German model Sophie Schandorff which is a significant improvement on his part. Then again, the same thing could be said about a sea turtle:

The Superficial | November 23, 2008 - 12:20 pm

Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon wait until they were married to have sex

Nick Cannon is a giant sack of dumb. Apparently, he agreed not to have sex with Mariah Carey until after they were married which is unbelievably retarded. Nothing like going to your honeymoon suite to find out your wife has a penis, and you didn’t sign a pre-nup. Might as well start writing those alimony…

The Superficial | November 9, 2008 - 12:01 pm

Britney Spears started hitting the bottle at 13, says mom’s book

Lynne Spears tell-all book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is remarkably jam-packed with action for an evangelical book about parenting. Lynne reveals Britney started knocking back booze at 13 and, with her mom’s help, tricked Justin Timberlake into thinking she was a virgin when really Britney…

The Superficial | September 5, 2008 - 11:50 am

David Duchovny did NOT cheat on Tea Leoni

David Duchovny’s checked into rehab last week to seek treatment for sex addiction. Rumors were circulating that he had an affair with his tennis instructor because apparently people believe celebrities are characters on Dallas. A close friend of Mulder’s set the record straight that it’s a bad case of porn addiction. FOX News reports:

The Superficial | September 1, 2008 - 10:44 pm

Matthew McConaughey’s mom is goddamn insane

I’m starting to understand Matthew McConaughey a whole lot more after finding about his mom Kay McConaughey’s book. Entilted “I Amaze Myself” the memoir contains anecdotes about Matthew’s conception and his father dying during sex. I wish I was making this up. Us Weekly reports:
“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by…

The Superficial | August 27, 2008 - 12:43 pm

Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong act like they didn’t just have sex in his apartment

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong were caught leaving his Manhattan apartment yesterday. I think the look on Kate’s face says it all: “Could’ve used more testicle.”
Photos: Splash News

The Superficial | June 18, 2008 - 1:30 pm

Britney Spears & Kevin Federline have ‘camaraderie’ which apparently means phone sex (Good to know…)

Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan paid a visit to this morning’s The Today Show where he elaborated on Britney’s new custody situation. He also dodged around questions of Britney and Kevin getting ready to make some more Cheetos porn. (Fingers crossed!) Here’s the details via People:
“If you’re going to have two parents…

The Superficial | May 12, 2008 - 12:31 pm

Harrison Ford & Carrie Fisher had drunken space sex

Han Solo and Princess Leia knocked space boots – for real! Apparently, Harrison Ford got a hold of Carrie Fisher’s cinnamon buns and gave her a bit of The Force during the making of the first Star Wars film. Here’s what Carrie revealed on an upcoming British TV special, according to The Sun:
“I went…

The Superficial | April 29, 2008 - 2:00 pm

Amy Winehouse is a sexaholic *HORF*

The recently freed Amy Winehouse (Yep, the cops just warned her to keep her face to herself) apparently has another addiction besides booze, blow, popsicles, magazines, McDonald’s french fries, ballet slippers and smoking crack with cats. Our girl Amy likes to do it. A lot. I’ll give you a minute to quickly clear your thoughts…

The Superficial | April 28, 2008 - 12:43 am

Lindsay Lohan’s Italian lover #1 tells all

Alessandro Di Nunzio is revealing the intimate secrets about his night with Lindsay Lohan in Capri. Allesandro was the first man Lindsay hooked up upon arriving in Italy. As Allesandro later found out, he would be the first of three men that entered fire pants within 24 hours. Here’s what he told News of the

The Superficial | January 7, 2008 - 2:06 pm

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex pictures

Famous magazine has the first pictures (pretty SFW) from Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s sex romp in Mexico and they’re extremely disappointing. Last week pictures came out of Nick and Vanessa running around naked in Mexico, and then word leaked that there were also hardcore sex pictures. Nick confirmed the existence of the sex…

Superficial | July 5, 2007 - 3:52 pm